Men who wear necklaces
07 July 2009, 05:27 PM
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The only thing a Gentleman should have around his neck, is a compliant and Buxom Ladies thighs, necklaces are designed to hang in a cleavage, not between moobs, on hairy chests or on deviant types shaved ones.
Sorry, the necklace thing isnt for me, it isnt too Ghey or Gay as I have no problem with chaps who bat for the other side as they have made their decision, its different, it's poncy as are rings that arent worn due to be married and the missus insists upon it, bracelets, the aforementioned ***** bits of leather and beads, bangles, earrings and 90 percent of tattoos (i.e. those not on an ex solier or ex con), ditto beanie caps, jeans with the **** hanging down showing pants, hair gelled into shapes, big shades, chains, obvious designer labels, big chunky glasses that make you look like a London Estate agent.
Blokes, be blokes not metrosexual fannies, drink beer, listen to guitar based rock, annoy women, mend cars, burp, fart, sharpen things, light bonfires, eat meat and bark and the f*ckin moon but dont wear ladies stuff, leave that to the trannies, at least they go the whole way.
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Sorry, the necklace thing isnt for me, it isnt too Ghey or Gay as I have no problem with chaps who bat for the other side as they have made their decision, its different, it's poncy as are rings that arent worn due to be married and the missus insists upon it, bracelets, the aforementioned ***** bits of leather and beads, bangles, earrings and 90 percent of tattoos (i.e. those not on an ex solier or ex con), ditto beanie caps, jeans with the **** hanging down showing pants, hair gelled into shapes, big shades, chains, obvious designer labels, big chunky glasses that make you look like a London Estate agent.
Blokes, be blokes not metrosexual fannies, drink beer, listen to guitar based rock, annoy women, mend cars, burp, fart, sharpen things, light bonfires, eat meat and bark and the f*ckin moon but dont wear ladies stuff, leave that to the trannies, at least they go the whole way.
J4CKO, making Dogs look sophisticated since 1970 !
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07 July 2009, 05:32 PM
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We moved to an area more heavily populated by the kind of people who wear those "crappy surfer dudebits of leather and matching crappy beady type bracelets" (mostly mountain bikers/snowboarders/climbers) and I can pretty much guarantee that none of them care what you, or others, think.
They are, as a bunch, extremely likeable, easy going, and happy people. Above all, they are not judgemental and not the kind of people to see you in your M5 and think either "stolen" or "****", irrespective of what you were wearing at the time
Fair play to Nat for doing it his way
FTR, I've had a small silver symbol on a black cord round my neck for a few years now. A present from Mrs DD, and worn because I like it.
They are, as a bunch, extremely likeable, easy going, and happy people. Above all, they are not judgemental and not the kind of people to see you in your M5 and think either "stolen" or "****", irrespective of what you were wearing at the time
Fair play to Nat for doing it his way
FTR, I've had a small silver symbol on a black cord round my neck for a few years now. A present from Mrs DD, and worn because I like it.
i remember once i went into work wearing a kahuna leather knecklace and had nothing but the **** taken out of me...i said do you think i give a sh1te,what are you doing this weekend,spying on your mrs ******** another bloke while im living on the edge and living life....Bunch of tossers...When you have climbed to the top of a mountain and see the curve of the earth and watch the sun rise you know your living it's the most amazing experience....OHH were on about knecklaces sorry 
07 July 2009, 08:30 PM
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Why do men wear necklaces? I was watching Top Gear and Hammond just looks like a batty boy. Necklace and overly styled/coloured/spiked hair= prat.
The only necklace that is acceptable on a man is perhaps a religous symbol, ie cross, star of david etc.
I mean, standing in front of the mirror in the morning whilst you put your jewellery on!
Does anybody on here wear a necklace?
Glad I got that off my chest!
The only necklace that is acceptable on a man is perhaps a religous symbol, ie cross, star of david etc.
I mean, standing in front of the mirror in the morning whilst you put your jewellery on!
Does anybody on here wear a necklace?
Glad I got that off my chest!
Yeahhhhh, he is a star, you are not.
07 July 2009, 10:16 PM
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I have a small gold necklace with a couple of very nice diamonds at the fastening end that was giving to me as a present from my then girlfriend on my first sons birth. It hasnt been off my neck since. It might look ghey but it hold some value to me
07 July 2009, 10:38 PM
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Silver blobs on black cord, tao-ist beads(why????), thongs beneath see through troosers, gold chains with diamonds at 'the fastening end'. Its just plain poncey and implies a character defect.LOL
Janspeed, anybody who defines Richard Hammond as a 'star' has very very low standards.
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07 July 2009, 11:13 PM
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The only thing a Gentleman should have around his neck, is a compliant and Buxom Ladies thighs, necklaces are designed to hang in a cleavage, not between moobs, on hairy chests or on deviant types shaved ones.
Sorry, the necklace thing isnt for me, it isnt too Ghey or Gay as I have no problem with chaps who bat for the other side as they have made their decision, its different, it's poncy as are rings that arent worn due to be married and the missus insists upon it, bracelets, the aforementioned ***** bits of leather and beads, bangles, earrings and 90 percent of tattoos (i.e. those not on an ex solier or ex con), ditto beanie caps, jeans with the **** hanging down showing pants, hair gelled into shapes, big shades, chains, obvious designer labels, big chunky glasses that make you look like a London Estate agent.
Blokes, be blokes not metrosexual fannies, drink beer, listen to guitar based rock, annoy women, mend cars, burp, fart, sharpen things, light bonfires, eat meat and bark and the f*ckin moon but dont wear ladies stuff, leave that to the trannies, at least they go the whole way.
J4CKO, making Dogs look sophisticated since 1970 !
Sorry, the necklace thing isnt for me, it isnt too Ghey or Gay as I have no problem with chaps who bat for the other side as they have made their decision, its different, it's poncy as are rings that arent worn due to be married and the missus insists upon it, bracelets, the aforementioned ***** bits of leather and beads, bangles, earrings and 90 percent of tattoos (i.e. those not on an ex solier or ex con), ditto beanie caps, jeans with the **** hanging down showing pants, hair gelled into shapes, big shades, chains, obvious designer labels, big chunky glasses that make you look like a London Estate agent.
Blokes, be blokes not metrosexual fannies, drink beer, listen to guitar based rock, annoy women, mend cars, burp, fart, sharpen things, light bonfires, eat meat and bark and the f*ckin moon but dont wear ladies stuff, leave that to the trannies, at least they go the whole way.
J4CKO, making Dogs look sophisticated since 1970 !
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Silver blobs on black cord, tao-ist beads(why????), thongs beneath see through troosers, gold chains with diamonds at 'the fastening end'. Its just plain poncey and implies a character defect.LOL
Janspeed, anybody who defines Richard Hammond as a 'star' has very very low standards.
Janspeed, anybody who defines Richard Hammond as a 'star' has very very low standards.
08 July 2009, 08:38 AM
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I was about to say it's a bit limp-wristed but then I rememberd the bunch of Hell's Angels that pulled into the petrol station in front of me last weekend, one of whom was wearing a German iron cross around his neck would have maade bigsinky look skinny. I don't think approaching him and telling him that he looked gay would have been too agreeable with my health. 
08 July 2009, 10:36 AM
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I was about to say it's a bit limp-wristed but then I rememberd the bunch of Hell's Angels that pulled into the petrol station in front of me last weekend, one of whom was wearing a German iron cross around his neck would have maade bigsinky look skinny. I don't think approaching him and telling him that he looked gay would have been too agreeable with my health.
08 July 2009, 01:15 PM
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I think it is all personal choice. When I was younger, I wore silver necklaces/chains and even during my surfing days I had the old leather string with some odd stone/sharks tooth/moon shapped thing hanging around my neck. In fact I seem to remember me sporting a lovely identity bracelet for a few years
But sod it, it was what I wanted to wear then. My dad, now approaching his wilderness years still wears on occasions a gold necklace with a gold anchor on it. Why ? Because he was in the royal and merchant navy. Would I say he was a bit of a shirtlifter ? My dad is the blokiest bloke you will ever come across and he would rather nutt a 'poofter' than speak to him ..old school you see 
Nowadays as Jacko pointed out, my penchant for something around my neck is limited to a pair of rather shaply thighs from the good lady
Each to their own I say, but after seeing the pictures of Nat with bloody VW stuff on, then you have to draw the line somewhere !!
But sod it, it was what I wanted to wear then. My dad, now approaching his wilderness years still wears on occasions a gold necklace with a gold anchor on it. Why ? Because he was in the royal and merchant navy. Would I say he was a bit of a shirtlifter ?
My dad is the blokiest bloke you will ever come across and he would rather nutt a 'poofter' than speak to him ..old school you see Nowadays as Jacko pointed out, my penchant for something around my neck is limited to a pair of rather shaply thighs from the good lady
Each to their own I say, but after seeing the pictures of Nat with bloody VW stuff on, then you have to draw the line somewhere !!
08 July 2009, 01:47 PM
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