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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 03:10 PM
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It's ok, i've been banging the i/I drum for years and years. I am STILL waiting for somebody to tell me why we irrationally capitalise i and no other personal pronoun. And until they do...

But the spelling errors i've detailed i find indefensible, pure and simple. Facebook, Twitter and all the other similar sites are jam packed with those errors, time after time after time. In fact i reckon you see you're spelt as your even MORE times than as you're!!! That's a sad inditement, in my opinion. So now we have "ur" to avoid the need to know at all.

One day all the grumpy old gits like me will be gone and the English language can continue its descent unchallenged.
A one man band campaign then

Understand where you're coming from. Text speak and the like annoys me, infact I think I'm one of about 5-6 people in 100+ contacts on my mobile that doesn't use text speak. My fiancee is terrible at it, and more often that not I call her to desipher her message

As long as my spelling and grammar is as good as I can make it, I forget about others now. Just read what I can, when I can.
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 03:47 PM
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Poor Janice, and what a sod of a teacher giving her brass rubbing as a hobby!
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
99% of students might be thick as ****, but what's the reason why the majority of post-schooling Scoobynetters can't even get...

there, their, they're

your, you're

to, too

its, it's (even within this thread)


...correct? Simple, basic, elementary English. Makes my teeth itch every single time.
Totally agree. 99% of students may be thick but 99% of SNers are total retards it would seem...
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 04:04 PM
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 04:19 PM
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Poor Janice, and what a sod of a teacher giving her brass rubbing as a hobby!
...and what a f*ckwit for actually putting that on her form?

I do wonder just how thick the students seem to think the interviewers actually are. In any other situation it's pretty easy to spot someone who's a bit dim or just plain boring, so where do these people get the idea that they can bluff their way through an interview by telling the panel "what they want to hear"?
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 04:20 PM
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"Inexperience" ??
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 04:25 PM
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As long as my spelling and grammar is as good as I can make it, I forget about others now. Just read what I can, when I can.
Originally Posted by **************
Decipher

Oh and 'is' should be replaced with 'are' in your last sentence and 'it' should be 'them' as they are plural
Read in bold you Gooner

Never said I was gods gift to grammatical excellence
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 04:27 PM
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
It's ok, i've been banging the i/I drum for years and years. I am STILL waiting for somebody to tell me why we irrationally capitalise i and no other personal pronoun. And until they do...

But the spelling errors i've detailed i find indefensible, pure and simple. Facebook, Twitter and all the other similar sites are jam packed with those errors, time after time after time. In fact i reckon you see you're spelt as your even MORE times than as you're!!! That's a sad inditement, in my opinion. So now we have "ur" to avoid the need to know at all.

One day all the grumpy old gits like me will be gone and the English language can continue its descent unchallenged.
Much as I hate to say it, I totally agree with Tel on this one. bad spelling I can overlook but bad grammar and punctuation is reprehensible.
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
God's
I draw pretty pictures with little text, thats my excuse
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
Much as I hate to say it, I totally agree with Tel on this one. bad spelling I can overlook but bad grammar and punctuation is reprehensible.
Maybe use a capital B then? Although I would have used a semi colon myself.
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"Inexperience" ??
That might have something to do with it I suppose, but I'd put more money on "bad advice". Teenagers aren't inexperienced at talking or at meeting new people, and from what I remember of university and early job interviews, I did pretty well just by relaxing and talking to the interviewer like any other human being - rather than some kind of b*stard who was out to trip me up at every opportunity while still being naive enough to be hoodwinked by someone with a set of carefully practised stock answers.

...and yes, I did get into my first choice of university
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I think that this thread should re re-named to "Smart-****'s out smarting each others...****'s".

Or prehaps, "grumpy old men being grumpy".

Hilarious thread though
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
I've got ************ and Goat Smuggling on my CV.




Oddly, i was turned down for 3 jobs last week.
Not spelling though ?
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 07:10 PM
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Err... doesn't the link tell you more about Sociology and the people who study it than whether students in general are thick or not?
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
It's ok, i've been banging the i/I drum for years and years. I am STILL waiting for somebody to tell me why we irrationally capitalise i and no other personal pronoun. And until they do...

But the spelling errors i've detailed i find indefensible, pure and simple. Facebook, Twitter and all the other similar sites are jam packed with those errors, time after time after time. In fact i reckon you see you're spelt as your even MORE times than as you're!!! That's a sad inditement, in my opinion. So now we have "ur" to avoid the need to know at all.

One day all the grumpy old gits like me will be gone and the English language can continue its descent unchallenged.

Whilst 'inditement' works albeit rather loosely, 'indictment' would be a more apt noun.
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 10:14 PM
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I think LanCAt is right, most of you are missing the point a bit which is amusing given the title of the thread. It does suggest though that careers advisors shouldn't try and force square pegs in round holes, there is far too much emphasis on going to university these days imho, its lazy by the advisors because its easy for them to hand out prospectus and tell students how they'll be good for nothing unless they get a degree, much harder to sit down and help the individual work out what they might want
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
So anyone here got a degree then?! Mine has come in handy many many times even though I don't directly use it.

I wouldn't give up what we do with it's flexibility and enjoyment for the highest paid city job - ever.

Just gained my degree this week - just completed a 3 year BSc Business Computing with Multimedia. Gained a 2:2 with Honours but looking at the job market how it is it is going to be hard to gain employment as a lot of companies are expecting experience
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
It's ok, i've been banging the i/I drum for years and years. I am STILL waiting for somebody to tell me why we irrationally capitalise i and no other personal pronoun. And until they do...

But the spelling errors i've detailed i find indefensible, pure and simple. Facebook, Twitter and all the other similar sites are jam packed with those errors, time after time after time. In fact i reckon you see you're spelt as your even MORE times than as you're!!! That's a sad inditement, in my opinion. So now we have "ur" to avoid the need to know at all.

One day all the grumpy old gits like me will be gone and the English language can continue its descent unchallenged.
I understand where you're coming from and couldn't agree more.

It's not just that you're a grumpy old git either(), because I'm 22 and believe you either use it or lose it...and we're definetly losing it!

I don't even have any qualifications worth mentioning, yet my ex girlfriend(A/B highers and currently doing a degree in psychology) amazed me at times with her stupidity when it came to the simplest of things. Not even sure why she is doing the degree, as there are no jobs she can walk into. Everyone just seems to think that they have to go through the motions of going to uni, even though degrees aren't worth anything like what they used to be.

Oh and the occasional email/texts I receive from her are virtually unreadable jumbles of crap.
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
I think that this thread should re re-named to "Smart-****'s out smarting each others...****'s".

Or prehaps, "grumpy old men being grumpy".

Hilarious thread though

You've got apostropheitis my friend. Just for my benefit, since i can NEVER grasp why people do this, WHY would the plural of **** be ****'s? You were taught at school that the plural of cat, for example, is cats, right? No fancy stuff, no silly rules, just an s. Dog. Dogs. Book. Books. And so on. So please tell me why you think ****'s is correct. Not having a go per se, i just want to understand the thought process.
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Originally Posted by banny sti
Whilst 'inditement' works albeit rather loosely, 'indictment' would be a more apt noun.

That's really really strange! I used indictment, then changed it to inditement before posting. How bizarre is that?! On reflection though, i concede, indictment would have been the better choice.
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Old Jun 24, 2009 | 11:45 PM
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Dave, thanks for that passage by Caroline Winter. Not sure what it proves though. Well, to be fair it proves nothing; in fact by drawing on perceived language patterns of over 500 years ago i'd say it pretty well discredits itself there and then. It is, at best, an opinion. And fair enough. But what she challenges the writer to do in the last paragraph i do ALL the time with zero thought about its significance whatsoever, and i most certainly don't think of it as humbling in any way. Sorry but TelBoy's search for the definitive explanation for the capitalisation of i continues.
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
definetly ... losing it!

I'm sure that was just a typo, but you've highlighted another top 5 mis-spelt word, and not just on Scoobynet.

For ANYONE who thinks that it's definately (and HUNDREDS of Scoobynet members obviously do), please, just take a micro-second to think where the word comes from. Finite. Something that has an ending. We all know the word. If somebody wrote it as finate you'd wonder what the hell they were on about. From finite we derive definite, and from there, definitely. God if i could teach that to the population of the world i'd die a happier (and less grumpy) old man.

Great to see losing correct though. If i had a pound for every time that gets the double oo treatment - AAAARRGGHH!!!
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I wonder if TelBoy has spontaneously combusted
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Originally Posted by ronjeramy
I wonder if TelBoy has spontaneously combusted

Oh, definately!
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
You've got apostropheitis my friend. Just for my benefit, since i can NEVER grasp why people do this, WHY would the plural of **** be ****'s? You were taught at school that the plural of cat, for example, is cats, right? No fancy stuff, no silly rules, just an s. Dog. Dogs. Book. Books. And so on. So please tell me why you think ****'s is correct. Not having a go per se, i just want to understand the thought process.
You my friend, have just fallen into my trap.




That or i made a classic school boy error

But at the end of the day most of my socializing was done with real people. Yours? online. Good for you

all in good fun of course.
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Originally Posted by JRFRACE
I think LanCAt is right, most of you are missing the point a bit which is amusing given the title of the thread. It does suggest though that careers advisors shouldn't try and force square pegs in round holes, there is far too much emphasis on going to university these days imho, its lazy by the advisors because its easy for them to hand out prospectus and tell students how they'll be good for nothing unless they get a degree, much harder to sit down and help the individual work out what they might want
I have to argee with this. It's easy just to point people in the direction of further education, and think the job is done. The same as what is taught in schools is so set in stone, and often doesn't really send people away with some important life skills. It's all about preaching lessons, and while that may work sometimes, it can be completely useless at others.

I got a degree way back, and although it was vague, it is yet to actually help me. Partly because I am not ambitious enough (or know what I want from life) to push myself, and I'm not massively intelligent either, or confident. Tbh, it's all very well and good 'learning', to pass exams, but unless you can apply that knowledge to real life, and you can motivate yourself to get somewhere, it's just a bit of a waste of time.
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