The greatest movie quote of all time
20 May 2009, 07:33 AM
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"Your car's uglier than I am! Wait, that didn't come out right"
20 May 2009, 09:44 AM
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"Shut up, c*nt. You louse. You got some f*ckin' neck ain't you. Retired? F*ck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a f*cking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat b@stard. You look like f*cking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? **** of the walk?"
20 May 2009, 09:51 AM
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alot of good quotes from this film looky here http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0070034/quotes
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20 May 2009, 11:41 AM
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20 May 2009, 02:49 PM
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Can't believe no one has mentioned:
"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... "
and...
"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!"
"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... "
and...
"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!"
20 May 2009, 04:45 PM
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Didn't much enjoy the film Rocknrolla but this made me laugh;
Mumbles says to Onetwo "if I was half the human being Bob is I'd consider being a poof........briefly mind, but I'd consider it"
Mumbles says to Onetwo "if I was half the human being Bob is I'd consider being a poof........briefly mind, but I'd consider it"
20 May 2009, 10:26 PM
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Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off]
Apocalypse Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off]
Apocalypse Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
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21 May 2009, 09:05 PM
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Aliens. Corporal Hudson, I believe???
Can't believe no one has mentioned:
"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... "
and...
"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!"
"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... "
and...
"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!"
21 May 2009, 09:17 PM
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21 May 2009, 09:27 PM
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Surely when 'scoobynet: the book' is published, and hastily written into a film script, anything ever said in the history of celluloid will pale into insignificance ?
I can see it now on IMDB....
SDB : look *SN user*, as much as we appreciate your views, they just don't gel with the community...
*insert name of SN poster here* : Fu**off, you fat faced, sychophantic tool.
I can see it now on IMDB....
SDB : look *SN user*, as much as we appreciate your views, they just don't gel with the community...
*insert name of SN poster here* : Fu**off, you fat faced, sychophantic tool.
21 May 2009, 10:45 PM
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Surely when 'scoobynet: the book' is published, and hastily written into a film script, anything ever said in the history of celluloid will pale into insignificance ?
I can see it now on IMDB....
SDB : look *SN user*, as much as we appreciate your views, they just don't gel with the community...
*insert name of SN poster here* : Fu**off, you fat faced, sychophantic tool.
I can see it now on IMDB....
SDB : look *SN user*, as much as we appreciate your views, they just don't gel with the community...
*insert name of SN poster here* : Fu**off, you fat faced, sychophantic tool.
"The infraction system is working INCREDIBLY well. Your *** has been ****-offinated. The community has spoken"
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22 May 2009, 09:19 AM
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All right, *****, *****, *****! Come on in ***** lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing ***** in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of *****, this is a ***** blow out!
All right, we got white *****, black *****, Spanish *****, yellow *****, we got hot *****, cold *****, we got wet *****, we got [sniffs] smelly *****, we got hairy *****, bloody *****, we got snappin' *****, we got silk *****, velvet *****, Naugahyde *****, we even got horse *****, dog *****, chicken *****!
Come on, you want *****, come on in, ***** lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, ***** lovers!
one of the many great scenes from 'From Dusk Till Dawn'
Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing ***** in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of *****, this is a ***** blow out!
All right, we got white *****, black *****, Spanish *****, yellow *****, we got hot *****, cold *****, we got wet *****, we got [sniffs] smelly *****, we got hairy *****, bloody *****, we got snappin' *****, we got silk *****, velvet *****, Naugahyde *****, we even got horse *****, dog *****, chicken *****!
Come on, you want *****, come on in, ***** lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, ***** lovers!
one of the many great scenes from 'From Dusk Till Dawn'
22 May 2009, 09:48 AM
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I couldn't find the exact dialogue for that part
Something laong the lines of, if you buy one piece of ***** then you get another ***** for the same of lower value for just 1p, if you can find cheaper ***** - **** it!!
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Something laong the lines of, if you buy one piece of ***** then you get another ***** for the same of lower value for just 1p, if you can find cheaper ***** - **** it!!
Class
22 May 2009, 09:48 AM
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26 May 2009, 06:51 PM
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"If you think the waitresses hate you know, wait until you give them crabs and then you will know what real hatred is..."
What film is it out off......
I watched it last week.....what a classic.
What film is it out off......
I watched it last week.....what a classic.
26 May 2009, 07:43 PM
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26 May 2009, 08:53 PM
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Love this one from Michael Caine (1)in the Battle of Britain
1/and what flamming genious thought of sending us to that dump of a flying club?
2/Don’t balme me. Direct orders from Group - Park himself. It’s not a bad little field.
1/ I’ve seen it - damp tent and a nasty little shack full of dead flies.
2/ Well at least you won’t have the Jerries visiting you.
1/ I don’t blame ‘em!
And any number of classic start wars lines such as
look sir droids
its a hit its a hit
no it merely impacted on the surface
AllanB
1/and what flamming genious thought of sending us to that dump of a flying club?
2/Don’t balme me. Direct orders from Group - Park himself. It’s not a bad little field.
1/ I’ve seen it - damp tent and a nasty little shack full of dead flies.
2/ Well at least you won’t have the Jerries visiting you.
1/ I don’t blame ‘em!
And any number of classic start wars lines such as
look sir droids
its a hit its a hit
no it merely impacted on the surface
AllanB
26 May 2009, 09:52 PM
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Major John Reisman: What do you think, Sergeant?
Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think you'll do just fine, sir.
Major John Reisman: I said what do you think?
Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think the first chance one of those lovers gets, he's going to shoot the Major right in the head... sir.
Major John Reisman: So what does that give you?
Capt. Stuart Kinder: Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives YOU just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!
Major John Reisman: Well, I can't think of a better way to fight a war.
Capt. Stuart Kinder: These people don't know their enemy is the Germans. They think the enemy is their own United States Army!
Major John Reisman: Maybe that's because the Germans haven't done anything to them yet.
not really a quote but costello made me laugh...
Abbott and Costello - Math
Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think you'll do just fine, sir.
Major John Reisman: I said what do you think?
Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think the first chance one of those lovers gets, he's going to shoot the Major right in the head... sir.
Major John Reisman: So what does that give you?
Capt. Stuart Kinder: Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives YOU just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!
Major John Reisman: Well, I can't think of a better way to fight a war.
Capt. Stuart Kinder: These people don't know their enemy is the Germans. They think the enemy is their own United States Army!
Major John Reisman: Maybe that's because the Germans haven't done anything to them yet.
not really a quote but costello made me laugh...
Abbott and Costello - Math
26 May 2009, 10:08 PM
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26 May 2009, 10:12 PM
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"And force my friends is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived."
"Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst."
"I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order."
"The enemy can not press a button... if you have disabled his hand. Medic!"
"Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst."
"I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order."
"The enemy can not press a button... if you have disabled his hand. Medic!"