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Old Apr 21, 2009 | 07:34 PM
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Just for information in the UK the small size is called "trim" ........ apparantly it's to stop people feeling small when asking for them LOL

The joy of having worked in the same building as family planning !

The kids get thousands of poundsworth of them free and use them for water fights down the street.

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Old Apr 21, 2009 | 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Midlife......
Just for information in the UK the small size is called "trim" ........ apparantly it's to stop people feeling small when asking for them LOL

The joy of having worked in the same building as family planning !

The kids get thousands of poundsworth of them free and use them for water fights down the street.

Shaun
A girl I was seeing once used to have an assortment. When they ran out there was one left which she said was 'trim'. I obviously wasn't thinking straight, because it didn't even click what it meant.

Anyway, I spent about 5-10 mins trying to get the thing on before it burst(), and then it finally dawned on me what 'trim' meant!
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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
I remember, many years ago now, telling my mates that I found it amazing that they embosed the BS Kite Mark close to the end.
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It was at that moment that I realised I had to roll it on much further than most!!
Bit of a Bighead then!

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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 01:45 PM
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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 01:49 PM
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I wonder if femidoms come in a variety of sizes?

Virgin ranging right through to clowns pocket.
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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 02:43 PM
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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 04:13 PM
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Guys, condom sizing refers to the girth of the *****, not the length.

You could have a 9'' whopper and still need a small condom (Slimfit)
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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mykp

"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.
Brings to mind a Ricky Gervais quote:

Teacher to class of boys (sex ed lesson):

Teacher: "Remember lads, a fish supper is nice covered in daddies sauce, but keep the safety catch on or aim high"

Class: "What are you talking about, sir?"

Teacher *sighs* "When you actually get to **** a bird, use a condom or give her a pearl necklace"

Class: "A pearl necklace?!?!"

Teacher: "Come on her **** you divs!"

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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 04:23 PM
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Not strictly true, Trojan magnum are longer and wider
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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
---Edited by the real kings and queens of scoobynet----
HEY!!!!

That's abuse of power, that is!!!

I deserve to have an Infraction removed as compensation!!!

Signed

The King of ScoobyNet
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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by +Doc+
Im sure I saw a league table once of ***** sizes, UK was up there but not top I think that was the Italians.
Mine fills a pram, that's enough

er ... I think you can get arrested for that ...
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