Screaming in the Gym
09 March 2009, 04:25 PM
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09 March 2009, 04:31 PM
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get on the machine next to him when he's screaming and do the same.
Then when your finished ask him "did the earth moved for him too?" or "same time next week, darling?"
either that or ask him is he in pain and should you call someone
That used to have a similair problem at our gym, people getting all the dumbells out and leaving them all over the floor. That was until one of the old timers, You know the type - who look like they've been chiseled out of a block of granite got on the case. Blokes 76 years old and fitter, stronger and harder than most who use the gym.
We where in there near closing time and all the young lads have finished using the dumbells and are about to walk out, when the old fella pipes up
"You pair of p*ssys must be super tired after that work out, do you want me to call you mums to come tidy up after you?"
to which these lads reply "You what?"
old chap replies "Well you must be exhausted as you cant even pick youre weights up and put them away!" Which got everyone in the gym laughing at them. Needless to say they never left them out again.
Then when your finished ask him "did the earth moved for him too?" or "same time next week, darling?"
either that or ask him is he in pain and should you call someone
My pet peeve at the gym is the blokes who get out almost every set of dumbells and leave them strew round the bench. They will also be the ones who can manage to lift the heavy weights with ease but when it comes to finishing a set and putting them down have to throw them to the floor making as big a sound as possible.
We where in there near closing time and all the young lads have finished using the dumbells and are about to walk out, when the old fella pipes up
"You pair of p*ssys must be super tired after that work out, do you want me to call you mums to come tidy up after you?"
to which these lads reply "You what?"
old chap replies "Well you must be exhausted as you cant even pick youre weights up and put them away!" Which got everyone in the gym laughing at them. Needless to say they never left them out again.
09 March 2009, 05:29 PM
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09 March 2009, 11:18 PM
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09 March 2009, 11:26 PM
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"You pair of p*ssys must be super tired after that work out, do you want me to call you mums to come tidy up after you?"
to which these lads reply "You what?"
old chap replies "Well you must be exhausted as you cant even pick youre weights up and put them away!" Which got everyone in the gym laughing at them. Needless to say they never left them out again.
LMAO thats some clint eastwood **** lolol!
09 March 2009, 11:37 PM
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just stand in front of him in a thong i bet he screams then without lifting anything .
thats why i just go to a back street gym nice and quiet but get a lot of carpet carriers in they i think they must be a carpet shop somewhere
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was at the gym last friday and there was a guy who was laid down for 5 minutes on the bench press(free weights no la de da machines) then he pulled out 1 then rested for 5 minutes then moved on
.thats why i just go to a back street gym nice and quiet but get a lot of carpet carriers in they i think they must be a carpet shop somewhere
.was at the gym last friday and there was a guy who was laid down for 5 minutes on the bench press(free weights no la de da machines) then he pulled out 1 then rested for 5 minutes then moved on
09 March 2009, 11:43 PM
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just stand in front of him in a thong i bet he screams then without lifting anything .
thats why i just go to a back street gym nice and quiet but get a lot of carpet carriers in they i think they must be a carpet shop somewhere.
was at the gym last friday and there was a guy who was laid down for 5 minutes on the bench press(free weights no la de da machines) then he pulled out 1 then rested for 5 minutes then moved on
.thats why i just go to a back street gym nice and quiet but get a lot of carpet carriers in they i think they must be a carpet shop somewhere
.was at the gym last friday and there was a guy who was laid down for 5 minutes on the bench press(free weights no la de da machines) then he pulled out 1 then rested for 5 minutes then moved on
09 March 2009, 11:50 PM
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i didnt say anything to him as i could see a little village built on his chest with castles attached to his arms think he was lifting around 170k ,but he didnt let out a scream just smelt of egg while he was lifting for some reason
10 March 2009, 12:40 AM
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Theres a fella who has just started training at the same gym I go to and he screams with every rep .. and I don't mean grunts.. I mean everyone stop what your doing and look over there type scream !
Hes new to the gym and is trying to build up and always has the owner with him, coaching.. but the noises from him .. honestly its like hes being cut open !
I grunt as I would think everyone does .. this guy open mouth, loud as he can arrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh for 10 reps of 3 sets per machine .. I would think he'd have more energy if he kept his gob shut
Hes new to the gym and is trying to build up and always has the owner with him, coaching.. but the noises from him .. honestly its like hes being cut open !
I grunt as I would think everyone does .. this guy open mouth, loud as he can arrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh for 10 reps of 3 sets per machine .. I would think he'd have more energy if he kept his gob shut
I go nuts sometimes, grunt and try to push myself to go on, but the only time I go completely loopy is if I am lifting some insane weight or trying to push out the last rep of a major set just to let others know that the gym is my playground
10 March 2009, 12:45 AM
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The plonkers who lift max weight for set, badly and walk off are noice juice heads or just too stupid to think about form with all the steads floating about in their head.
Then you see the same guys 3 months later looking twice as thin LOL
10 March 2009, 08:20 AM
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Surely one of the highlights of any visit to the gym is to watch (laugh at) the cliquey w*ankers you always get in the free weights section.
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10 March 2009, 09:01 AM
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a loud grunt when pushing a big weight, is kinda like a "yer look at me im cool" to everyone in the gym, but doing it all the time is ****, especially when your not pushing heavy.
10 March 2009, 12:27 PM
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Better still after screaming during a set chuck the dumbells to the ground, turn around and scream at the top of your voice 'Who's the Daddy' Glen Ross style.
God i'd love to do this if i thought i wouldn't get my head hoofed in.
God i'd love to do this if i thought i wouldn't get my head hoofed in.
11 March 2009, 02:15 PM
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What a bell end, you should get on bench next to him armed with the 2Kg dumbells and do the same What a nobber
11 March 2009, 02:17 PM
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What a bellend - i just dont see the need for screaming the gym down, i have bit of a grunt but screaming!!!! come on.
The other thing that boils my p1ss is lads walking around as if they've two basketballs under each armpit - fookin turn it in, unless your Ronnie Coleman or Mariusz Pudzionowski you really dont need to be walking like that!!!!!
The other thing that boils my p1ss is lads walking around as if they've two basketballs under each armpit - fookin turn it in, unless your Ronnie Coleman or Mariusz Pudzionowski you really dont need to be walking like that!!!!!
The "Eastern Bloc " walk !! I think my all time favorite is those silly multi coloured pants these Gym Monkeys wear Look like Homo "Spandau ballet " Fans !
11 March 2009, 05:33 PM
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Pimmo you have to film this tw9t, and get it up, if he catches you go all gushy and tell him 'what an awesome bit of lifting and wanted to show your mates'
Come on you have to do it
Do it do it do it
Come on you have to do it
Do it do it do it
11 March 2009, 05:53 PM
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Pimmo - GOOD WORK!! All for the entertainment of SNers too! What a complete gonad.
What's he lifting - a house?
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What's he lifting - a house?
For information I train in my slightly chavvy Nike trackie bottoms (Winter) or a pair of boardshorts (Summer). So ner.
