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Old 11 February 2009, 09:18 AM
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Old 11 February 2009, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by webby v7 slipperwagon
The ***** who have been bullying my daughter. So i did last april, the two brothers mom and daughter. I got a £450 fine and in total cost me over £1300. They have not bothered my daughter once since, and the two brothers and sister have even apologised since, to my daughter. Never been in trouble before ever and thats why, plus the circumstances i got off lightly. And i'd do it again, no bother, actually really enjoyed it.
That's pretty awful. Glad you sorted it though.

Another to add and can't believe no one has mentioned the little cretin - Cristiano Ronaldo...
Old 11 February 2009, 09:31 AM
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Youre only allowed to hit him once. This precludes people that you know you would hit repeatedly...
Old 11 February 2009, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by GC8
Youre only allowed to hit him once. This precludes people that you know you would hit repeatedly...
Can we hit him once with a baseball bat please?
Old 11 February 2009, 09:36 AM
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Tony Blairs mother for not having him aborted or drowned at birth.

Gordon Brown - Not a punch or a head butt , but a pointed stick in his good eye.
Old 11 February 2009, 09:39 AM
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Old 11 February 2009, 09:44 AM
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Old 11 February 2009, 10:19 AM
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J Ross, and all those of his ilk!

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Old 11 February 2009, 11:12 AM
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Old 11 February 2009, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
J Ross, and all those of his ilk!

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Old 11 February 2009, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
That's pretty awful. Glad you sorted it though.

Another to add and can't believe no one has mentioned the little cretin - Cristiano Ronaldo...
No one, other than you, has mentioned him because despite his footballing colours and questionable antics (somewhat reduced in recent seasons), he has been voted by his peers European and world footballer of the year.
Pretty difficult to build a punching case on that Unlike Mr. Bellamy (my choice) who is only a below average footballer with a thugs mentality.
Old 11 February 2009, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by coolangatta
No one, other than you, has mentioned him because despite his footballing colours and questionable antics (somewhat reduced in recent seasons), he has been voted by his peers European and world footballer of the year.
Pretty difficult to build a punching case on that
I'd punch him for thinking that he's God's gift to wimmins whereas in fact he's just an ugly, skinny little oik who happens to earn millions
Old 11 February 2009, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I'd punch him for thinking that he's God's gift to wimmins whereas in fact he's just an ugly, skinny little oik who happens to earn millions
You're just a punching machine...on speed

You can't punch someone for being skinny, that's just unfair
Old 11 February 2009, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by coolangatta
You're just a punching machine...on speed

You can't punch someone for being skinny, that's just unfair
OK then, what about for being ugly? Surely that's allowed, hell, a good twonk on the nose might even improve his looks
Old 11 February 2009, 01:09 PM
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All three of them *******s that killed little baby P.
I know the rules says 1 punch but I don't think I could stop.
RIP little fella
Old 11 February 2009, 01:57 PM
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Anne Widdecombe ( although I don't fancy my chances in a straight fight)
Old 11 February 2009, 02:30 PM
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Mike Tyson (as long as they can't hit back )
Old 11 February 2009, 02:37 PM
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Joey Barton and who knows possibly Steven Gerrard as well
Old 11 February 2009, 02:45 PM
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John Terry/Frank Lampard. Both a couple of pr***s.
Old 11 February 2009, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by spireite
Mike Tyson (as long as they can't hit back )
Might be safer to foot him in the nuts rather than punch him IMO.
If i could punch just one person it would be Tim Westwood jus hate the guy is all.
Old 11 February 2009, 05:58 PM
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Russell ****ing Brand.

I could'nt stop at one punch though.........

Anyone seen the latest Rambo flick where Rambo rips the guys throat out with his hands?......I could do that to that ******
Old 11 February 2009, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by NAY93WRX
Russell ****ing Brand.

I could'nt stop at one punch though.........

Anyone seen the latest Rambo flick where Rambo rips the guys throat out with his hands?......I could do that to that ******
Did he leave a message on your answer phone too?
Old 11 February 2009, 07:54 PM
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Old 12 February 2009, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Did he leave a message on your answer phone too?



Mate,

he's just one of those people I could never tire of punching
Old 13 February 2009, 11:00 PM
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I'd like to punch kate garroway off GMTV with my fist.

I'd just be happy to fist Helen Flannigan

Rob
Old 14 February 2009, 12:03 AM
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Sarah ***... sorry Sara ***(can you hear the sarcasm?), Thank **** Jo Whileys back after next week. No talent, no brains, and THE most annoying voice ever. What is she famous for?
Old 14 February 2009, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Gilesdwrc
Sarah ***... sorry Sara ***(can you hear the sarcasm?), Thank **** Jo Whileys back after next week. No talent, no brains, and THE most annoying voice ever. What is she famous for?
I hear Sara *** sometimes on my long journeys, she is very irritaing IMO. Even then, I wish not to waste my slap on her. Even my barge pole will refuse to touch her, never mind my left palm for my hard core slap!

I am still waiting for a right person to deserve my slap.
Answer on the postcard for recruitment, please!
Old 14 February 2009, 09:00 AM
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gordon "moron" brown, repeatedly
Old 14 February 2009, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by webby v7 slipperwagon
The ***** who have been bullying my daughter. So i did last april, the two brothers mom and daughter. I got a £450 fine and in total cost me over £1300. They have not bothered my daughter once since, and the two brothers and sister have even apologised since, to my daughter. Never been in trouble before ever and thats why, plus the circumstances i got off lightly. And i'd do it again, no bother, actually really enjoyed it.
sometimes you have to fight fire with fire
Old 14 February 2009, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobymyster
All three of them *******s that killed little baby P.
I know the rules says 1 punch but I don't think I could stop.
RIP little fella

I'm with you on this one.

Perhaps if we all pooled our single punches the a*****les would never walk again.

Oh, and my single punch would go to Amanda 'slapper' Holden.

Last edited by Nurse Gladys; 14 February 2009 at 12:32 PM.
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