It's becoming obvious that I need to join the 'feckin huge Plasma 84" tv brigade" as on my relatively small tv they all looked pretty fit to me, obviously all caked in slap, but relatively good bods (fake or real, who cares!)

Obviously dancers having a crack at trying to sing but that's fine by me if it's on TV, better than watching Michelle McManus trying to hold a tune

 

I didn't realise the bloke so of Scoobynet were all such handsome charming beasts! I feel rather inadequate now. Lads can I have the number to a few of your cast offs? Must be some semi rough birds I'd consider ******** given the chance. cheers.

 

I just don't like masculine women, or ones that look like small boys. Otherwise i'd have become a catholic priest or a scout leader

 

Somebody has to love the fatties. Good man!

 

I like fat, but only on ******* and ***

Your prediliction for skinny, flat chested, boy waifs is an incondite reflection of modern society

 

Cheryl Cole does it for me. Yes she's skinny but she's got T and A.

 

Yep, i'd hit that, and maybe even christina ricci at a push, although she is bordering on biafran.

 

going to see the pussycat dolls in 3 weeks in Aberdeen , It was an amusing phone call to the missus


ring ring
hello
errr ya know how you wanted to go see metallica
yes
well i kinda bought tickets for the pussycat dolls
you f*c*i*g pervert !!! then the slag hangs up !

now shes delighted were going , im sooo gonna have to wear a poncho !