Splicer, you haven't done all three at the same time have you?

 

Oh, God........please don't make me answer that............

I can't remember.

 

Can't remember......thats lame. Mind you I think you have answered my question.

 

I saw a video of my boss poledancing bladdered on his Stag Night and described it as being like being in a dream that you would never ever tell anyone about.

 

Oh God! I've just been on the phone and when I walked back into the sitting room, Mr OS has got the telly on and it's some programme with JAMES MAY!!!!! That means I'll probably dream about him tonight, now that the seed has been planted!

 

It might not be the only seed thats planted.

 

You had to say that didn't you!

 

Sorry couldn't resist, so come on then honestly..... who's the best?

 

They all were!

Ooooops!

 

I'm shocked and appalled.

 

So were they!

 

if you want really vivid dreams try going to holland and barrett and getting some 5Htp. Take too before going to sleep then get ready to be amazed.
I was particularly fond of the one where i had not one, but two todgers... But not as fond of them as the two girls i was with.
Astraboy.

 

5Htp whats thats about then?

 

Another weird one last night.

Being chased by some blokes who wanted to kill me. I was with someone else (can't remember who.........you know how things change in a dream) and we went in to a restaurant to hide and I had to sit at a table in a wheelchair (so they wouldn't know it was me) with some people and I forgot and stood up! Like Andy in Little Britain!
Then I had to get into a Mazda MX5 with the other person to try and make a getaway, but the car was reeeeaaaally small, like a toy pedal car and I couldn't get my **** in and then I couldn't get it to start, then the key broke...........

Jeez.........no wonder I'm worn out this morning........I've been running all night!

 

Keep telling us about your new dreams please, this is all beginning to get interesting.

Les

 

That sounds more enjoyable than the alternative - Clarkson *shudder

 

I dunno........by the end of the night the prospect of him as an alternative was looking quite tempting!

 

had a dream last night that i moved into a proper scummy council type place

and the scoob used to get kept on a 4 poster ramp, inside the house on the second floor

went up to show my mate, and found to scumbags inside the room up to no good, so i hit them and threw them off the second floor

 

You worry me.

 

 

Just after moving in I had a weird dream about being in a prison cell on the 1st floor, and watching the guard sat in front of a TV screen....

A week later I'm sat in the living room (French doors + bars on the 1st floor ! ) looking at a drainage engineer looking at the screen in his van as they inspected the sites drains.....

Spooky huh !

DunxC

P.S. This was due to our near neighbours house filling with sewage (theirs !) and ruining the first two floors.

 

What are next weeks winning lottery numbers?

I had a horrible dream last night, it was all death, murders and nasty scary people. I can remember it all quite well but can't post the details as it was too weird

 

Another day of receiving threats and meeting new stalkers on SN pays off then Who'd be a mod, eh?

 

Sal, your dream sounds like mine!

 

Kim, maybe it was the same dream?

 

You've both had dreams of being in bed with the Top Gear boys at the same time? Who was holding the video camera?

 

You have such a filthy mind

 

I know. I was going to ask you what flavour stuff you'd recommend I purchase

 

Garlic

 

And JD for Sal!