Weird Dreams
 

I was dreaming about Jeremy Clarkson (again :rolleyes:) last night. I was In a department store and we were supposed to be going out somewhere, but I needed to wash my hair and the only thing available was muesli :freak3: :cuckoo: I had to rub it all over my hair and then rinse it out!

Why do I keep dreaming about the Top Gear team? What does that say about me? Or is it just that Top Gear seems to be on a permanent loop in our house? :mad:

Anyone else have weird dreams? :)

You may find that some people would rather not tell you!

Les :)

I tihnk you actually know what your dreams mean, and you are just too scared to admit it :norty:

Oh God! :(

Go on, admit it. You really, really love...























muesli

I woke up dreaming that I was enjoying a meal with a beautiful young lady, in an Chinese/Indian/Thai/Italian/Mexican all you can eat restaurant and enjoying every minute of it while I was dressed as a copper.

Explain that one... :wonder:

All that chewing makes my jaw ache! :p

I was dreaming about Marge last night...






























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:D

Ermmmmmm............I know I'm going to regret this..........

In what context? :)

i have the same dream every night involving anne robinson,a horse, a black mambo and t tub of industrial sized lube

Last night I dreamt I was in a really scary house and I had to keep going into the really haunted part, it was really cold and doors kept opening and shutting and stuff. It was starting to turn into a nasty nightmare but I was sort of aware that it was just a dream so knew that I could escape.

Outside I had a Mini but it was out of petrol, fortunately I found a jerry can full of unleaded (like you do ;)) so knew I could get away - if only I had a funnel to enable me to pour the fuel into the car. I looked around and saw an empty McDonalds milkshake paper cup thingy so went to grab that to model it into a funnel, but laying next to it were a few copies of some brand new celebrity gossip mags; 'Hello', 'OK' etc, so I decided to grab them as well.

Then I woke up, which was a shame because it was just getting interesting :D

I had a weird one the other night too, I got caught having sex on a station platform :confused:

That wasn't a dream, Cookie! ;)

Blimey, so you and I actually did it for real then... ? :eek:

Was it a weighing station? Did you shout "Way! In!" :p

:smug:..............I'm saying nuthin'............

What happened to just going to sleep LOL

No wonder I'm more knackered in the morning than when I went to bed! :freak3:

Another dream I do have quite regularly is I'm being shot at, I have a gun, but the bloody thing wont work. :mad:

I have woke up many times thinking I have been shot for real.

I get that quite a bit too :norty:

:Suspiciou

Sorry I forgot you're married, do you still remember the all night sessions, having a quick shower then going straight to work. :D

iv'e had this dream too :confused:

Crap aint it. :D

especially when your being chased and your franticly trying to get your gun to work .worse thing is when the person chasing you catches you ,takes your gun ( that didnt work for you ) and shoots you with it :brickwall

I once had an all night session where I had a quick shower afterwards and then buggered of to Lanzarote :D

And don't you hate the one where you're trying to run away from something and your legs are really heavy and won't move, and then you wake up because you can't breathe................:eek:


.........and yes I do remember those days! :lol1:

I get arrested a lot in my dreams, and I'm sitting there thinking my lifes over etc etc. Then you wake up. You get that AHHHHHHHHHHHH feeling. :thumb:



Dreams can be very good sometimes, other times they really suck :mad:

Yeah, well you wanna try dreaming about James May in a *ahem* 'caring' way! :(

Was he big? :lol1: