QL- You **** 'em we'll eat 'em eh?

 

quick lad - any relation to fast bloke? remarkably similar name...

 

enough of the slagging, we're talking about IMA and his problems. like I said mate, plead the car is an animal and its hard to control and wheelspinning is as natural as selecting first gear and I'm saving up for traction control and you might be in with a chance.
let us know how you get on.
astraboy.
P.S. FB is not a man to be messed with....

 

Errr, actually, no, it's drivel

 

NBW was I being Ironic??

Pete

 

Ima,

if you "floored it" to 50mph. what would that take - say five seconds? I seriously doubt whether plod could legally ascertain you speed in such a short time (not by a follow-on, nor radar from inside a vehicle, or laser through glass)! And your average speed would have been way less than 50mph?

What did the Police say you were nicked for (they did tell you?)??

mb

p.s. I think that you were foolish, and probably dangerous, but we all have moments of madness. If you get done, accept it, if you get off, learn from it.

 

I AM ROLFLMAO
I CAN'T BELIVE THAT THERE IS PEOPLE ON THIS BB THAT OWN POWERFULL CAR'S AND HAVE NEVER EVER BROKE ANY SPEED LIMIT FOR A START, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OWNING SUCH A POWERFULL CAR YOU NEED SOMETHING LIKE 40 BHP MOTOR THAT WILL DO YOU FINE NOT BEEN FUNNY I OWN A 400+ BHP RWD COSSY AND I DO GET TEMPTED TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN,BUT ONLY WHEN I THINK IS OK, THE TRILL SOME TIMES I CAN'T RESIST, BUT TO BE HONEST NEVER EVER IN A BUILT UP AREA THE CAR IS TO QUICK ON SIDE ROADS IF SOME ONE PULLS OUT ON ME, I'M DEAD AND I LOVE MY LIFE. TO BE HONEST IN IMA'S CASE IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT HARDLY ANY TRAFFIC !! HE HAS GOT CAUGHT AND THAT'S THAT
UNLUCKY FOR SOME AND FOR THE RECORD ANYBODY THAT KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DRIVE A 400+ 500+ BHP THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU NORMAL ROAD BUGGIE'S IS PROPER SPEED WITHIN SECONDS THE " G FORCE " PINS YOU TO YOUR SEAT AND THATS A FACT

 

OI !!!! STOP ******* SHOUTING IN HERE

To put the matter simply the offence was committed in full view of a policeman and he took the appropriate action under the road traffic acts in force at the time. We have all broken the speed limits, me included , but 99% of us are more careful as to where we do it - not in Southend on a known cruise night when many unmarked police cars are on patrol. The offence was knowingly committed by the guy in question who should now accept the fact and take his medicine.

Yex

 

 

If anyone ask me if I have ever speeded I would say yes. I even run over 2 pidgeons, 1 cat and tried for a dog but it was too quick as I was in my Scoob!

We are all MAD MAX's at times me esp! and proud of it!

I am only 17 so take it easy on me!

Word has it IMA was trying for a pidgioto too!!!!

 

well the scooby's where i live do not drive at 30 mph in a 30mph limit,more like 45 to 50,we all do it if we are honest and not every 30 limit has a school or playground on it,i do slow down in town but no one does 30 unless a police man is at the front,go on tell the truth GO ON GO ON GO ON GO ON GO ON GO ON
cheeRS gary

 

Yes we all do, most motorists go over 30mph in a 30 zone, i sometimes do 45-50 when its quiet and im on my way home. sometimes i have a race if i feel like it, i did not buy this car just to poodel around. whats the point i would have brought somthing else, i see scoobys everywhere and i have seen them racing speeding etc.. I am not a boy racer and i am sensible on the road but every now and thm ill boot it, in the right circumstances and every scooby driver on here has done the same. What i hate it stupid boys in nova's and rs turbo's driving like idiot cutting people up, now that is crazy. One annoying thing is when im at traffic lights (i live in southend on sea) so always a damm nova boy racer pulls up and wants a race? is my car in disguise or something?

 

...this is such a funny turnout to a serious thread keep 'em coming

 

I belive most scooby owners are like myself a bit more grown up and responsible on the road, 99% of the time i am and always polite on the road, let people out etc... But i just can not belive that any scooby owner out there has not been well above speed limits, i have seen scooby meets where the owners are doing 120 plus on 70 mph road. You even see the every day car drivers racing each other as they have a similar car to each other.

 

Forgot to say this but I got done for exposing myself whilst driving!

The story goes:

There I was poodling down the M20 in my cossie when I felt a tap on my shoulder!. I looked behind only to find to my surprise a big dog dick! that wqas attached to a rottie! OMG I said!, thats one big gun!. Without hesitation the rottie stuck it to me! It hurt so bad but in a wicked way felt really nice

So there I was gettin it on when the old bill drives past me. The passenger pig has to look twice as he couldn't believe what he was seeing. I pulled as far of the rotties knot as I could so I could lean over to give my signal to pull over.

It cost me 10 points, £500 fine and a sore bum! but boy my rotties the best!

 

WTF????

 

I am guilty of no more than speeding to 50 in a 30 which took about a second..the funny thing is the copper didnt have a clear view of me as there was a car behind me!!!!I am assuming i wheelspun,because he told me i was and he is an officer of the law,so i MUST have been wheelspinning,coppers never lie remember........

 

Ima

I heard you had the same prob as me in that Kane gave you a stab and thats what made your foot jump from the clutch! e.g. wheelspin!

I think we should all get rid off Bi dogs, or just not let them in the cars with us. KEEP IT IN THE HOME mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

 

Did he really not have a clear view - other than around the car behind you? If so, he must be going to say he saw smoke or heard the squeal - but it all sounds pretty shaky unless they've got better evidence.

It might be worth getting a brief for this one - by the looks of it they've got no firm evidence of speeding and if the copper couldn't see he can't even use the old "using my not inconsiderable years of rozzer experience".

Like the guy said earlier, try the oil/diesel on the road thing - if the copper is saying he heard squealing or saw smoke, then you had a squeaky fanbelt and the car was a bit smokey (both problems have been resolved now though m'lud ).

Either way, good luck - it's easy for people to be holier than thou when it's not them in the dock and at least you obviously know it was a dumb thing to do.

Funny that a guy on another thread gets more sympathy for drink driving (although he was well stitched up) than you do for something most of us "performance drivers" will have done at some point.

All the best,

Deano

 

What you do is....

pack your crack with peanut butter...

when you get called to give evidence... make a fart sound and look down worried... put your hand down your trousers and then pull out a peanut butter covered hand and start eatting it..they will not trealise it is only peanut butter... lick it all clean.. they will think you are insane and give you 6months in an instituation.. then realise you are not insane just a boy racer and let you out!... home free....

ha ha ha

 

pslewis

LOL

You must be bloody ancient If you were around before I was potty trained!

I singled you out as a stereotype of sanctimonious hypocrasy but you are not alone!!

I guess I have just grown mellow with age and nostalgic about some of the really dangerous things I did in cars when young!

note the smiley

JD

 

Shakur'n'Salt = Imatrukahs?

Same grammer and typical Ali G approach. Or are you both from Staines Massive?

 

two in a row

 

Look!

My story is true. My dog did get it on with me and it did feel good. Now I pimp him out to horny house wifes who's hubbys can't satisfy em anymore!. My dogs not is huge and the women love it. It pays good££££££££££

Thats why I thought IMA's dog tried it on him, PAST EXPERIANCE

 

I heard a story of a biker (a long time ago) that was doing wheelies infront of a pub. He got arrested for dangerous driving. When in court he managed to prove that he was in full control of the machine i.e. could deccellerate, acelerate, change direction etc. He used to race bikes and could prove he was experienced at wheeling! He actually got off dangerous driving but got done for driving without due care and attention due to restricted visibility!

I think in court you could argue spinning wheels when stationary does not mean you are not in full controll of your vehicle. However if you did that then admitted speeding it gives the impression you blasted away from the lights flat out (which you probably were).

 

My 50 in a 30 bagged me 4 points and £135 fine, though it was midday, reasonably built up area.
Thats probably what you're looking at in that regard, but added to dangerous driving, it may be quite a bit more.

I now speed everywhere to get full value out of the fine, the longer I speed without being caught, the more value for money the £135 is.

 

U get my sympathy you are right,so many idiots round here.What do you mean go on a track? I do 100miles on a 30mile
now all you slow **** old drivers go and buy a micra and u wont have to worry about your speed you tossers

 

Tell the judge you stole the car, have no insurance, no MOT and no Tax. You we be asked not to be naughty again and sent to Ibiza for a week to recover from the trauma of having to get out of bed before 2pm to attend court. If you are lucky you may be given a 3 bed semi as well.

 

Scooby-doo..i might try that could do with a holiday..

Shakur"n"salt...is a loyal follower of me,i have many......

 

Too right...IMA is the King of all cossie owners!

We (cos there is so many of his diciples) will follow and help him at all cost!

LONG LIVE IMA!!!!!!!!