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Old May 26, 2008 | 08:15 PM
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When you start to itch use lanacane otherwise you'll be climbing the walls before long.
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Old May 26, 2008 | 08:17 PM
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I prefer to use that gooey glue that we used to get to use at school when I was a lad. That'd set clear and allow you to peel it off in great chunks.

I think I may get some for next time I need to scare small children!
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Old May 26, 2008 | 08:39 PM
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Wow that looks painful........
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Old May 26, 2008 | 08:47 PM
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thanks for the advice guys. its just blistering over now after i put another layer of e45 on. got all weezing parts and yellowy clear gue running down my head, so hopefully this is a good sign of recouperation.

still feel a bit naff, and look a right knobber

dunno if ive got any money so may not be able to go to the pharmacy. see what tomorrow brings.
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Old May 26, 2008 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
thanks for the advice guys. its just blistering over now after i put another layer of e45 on. got all weezing parts and yellowy clear gue running down my head, so hopefully this is a good sign of recouperation.

still feel a bit naff, and look a right knobber

dunno if ive got any money so may not be able to go to the pharmacy. see what tomorrow brings.
Somethings dont change,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,get well soon
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Old May 26, 2008 | 08:53 PM
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Somethings dont change,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,get well soon
i would have been ok as i drive a scoob and that makes anyone look cool right

but the situation being as it is i may have to sell it and buy *gulp* a normal car and loooook a right tit
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Old May 26, 2008 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
i would have been ok as i drive a scoob and that makes anyone look cool right

but the situation being as it is i may have to sell it and buy *gulp* a normal car and loooook a right tit
Good luck on that front aswell
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Old May 26, 2008 | 08:56 PM
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Good luck on that front aswell

sshhhh.... i dont wanna do it. she means too much to me. if i did have to id rather sell it to another enthusiast over some chav wholl kill her...

red face, pink car
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Old May 26, 2008 | 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
sshhhh.... i dont wanna do it. she means too much to me. if i did have to id rather sell it to another enthusiast over some chav wholl kill her...

red face, pink car
Keep the car,,,,,,,,,,,,sell the other half
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Old May 26, 2008 | 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
Keep the car,,,,,,,,,,,,sell the other half
gonna wait and see what happen's re. work this week. probably gonna be up for sale friday.
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Old May 26, 2008 | 09:14 PM
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My Mum's "traditional" solution to sun burn when I was a kid was to sit you in a bath of hot water, as hot as possible, with Sarson's Malt Vinegar in it. I think she trained with the Gestapo during the war, cos that hurts like a biatch

Makes you smell like a bag of cod'n'chips as well, and not sure how good it is for you. Funnily enough I use factor 30 these days.

Get well soon, and when you start to look like some victim of bio-warfare, post another pic
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Old May 26, 2008 | 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ChunkyDunky
My Mum's "traditional" solution to sun burn when I was a kid was to sit you in a bath of hot water, as hot as possible, with Sarson's Malt Vinegar in it. I think she trained with the Gestapo during the war, cos that hurts like a biatch

Makes you smell like a bag of cod'n'chips as well, and not sure how good it is for you. Funnily enough I use factor 30 these days.

Get well soon, and when you start to look like some victim of bio-warfare, post another pic
Did she rub salt in after for good measure???
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Old May 26, 2008 | 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
Did she rub salt in after for good measure???
NO! That would be cruel!
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Originally Posted by ChunkyDunky
My Mum's "traditional" solution to sun burn when I was a kid was to sit you in a bath of hot water, as hot as possible, with Sarson's Malt Vinegar in it. I think she trained with the Gestapo during the war, cos that hurts like a biatch

Makes you smell like a bag of cod'n'chips as well, and not sure how good it is for you. Funnily enough I use factor 30 these days.

Get well soon, and when you start to look like some victim of bio-warfare, post another pic
glad thats not my mum, she'd be missing a few teeth by now
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Old May 26, 2008 | 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ChunkyDunky
My Mum's "traditional" solution to sun burn when I was a kid was to sit you in a bath of hot water, as hot as possible, with Sarson's Malt Vinegar in it. I think she trained with the Gestapo during the war, cos that hurts like a biatch

Makes you smell like a bag of cod'n'chips as well, and not sure how good it is for you. Funnily enough I use factor 30 these days.

Get well soon, and when you start to look like some victim of bio-warfare, post another pic
When the 1st pic started to load it looked like a cheesy bell end

Parents seem to devise cruel and cunning ways of torture, I remember as a kid I had sunburn all over my back and mum put me to sleep on the leather sofa. They had to peel me off when I woke up

I used to try an avoid getting ill as a kid as I would be forced to drink gallons of lucozade until I was on the verge of a diabetic coma, no matter what ailment I had.
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Old May 26, 2008 | 09:29 PM
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When the 1st pic started to load it looked like a cheesy bell end

Parents seem to devise cruel and cunning ways of torture, I remember as a kid I had sunburn all over my back and mum put me to sleep on the leather sofa. They had to peel me off when I woke up

I used to try an avoid getting ill as a kid as I would be forced to drink gallons of lucozade until I was on the verge of a diabetic coma, no matter what ailment I had.
weird that. a mate of mines mother used to think the best remede for sickness and diahorea was lots and lots of fizzy pop and chocolate biscuits, to get out your system stoopid bitch

i always thought plenty of water and possibly dry toast helped better, but no, no she was alrights right apparently. both her kids are diabetic now btw.
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Old May 26, 2008 | 09:33 PM
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Home remedies: vinegar for sunburn - Times Online

Natural Remedies for Sunburn Relief

A quick Google found these. No I'm not going to suggest COB uses it, he's well past the Fish'n'chips stage! More like Chernobyl stroke.
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Old May 26, 2008 | 09:34 PM
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You look like the mutant from 'I am Legend'


ouch.... gotta take care in the sun nowadays.
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Originally Posted by ChunkyDunky
Home remedies: vinegar for sunburn - Times Online

Natural Remedies for Sunburn Relief

A quick Google found these. No I'm not going to suggest COB uses it, he's well past the Fish'n'chips stage! More like Chernobyl stroke.
yeah, if anyone wants to hire me in the next 3-4 days for one of the following adverts....
  • only YOU can prevent forest fires
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... or any others, please feel free to email me. im available night or day currently for a small fee
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It puts the lotion on it's skin

Ouch mate......criiiiispy.
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If you are going to get a tan you might as well do it properly and burn your skin to a crispy red glow.
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Old May 26, 2008 | 10:27 PM
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When the 1st pic started to load it looked like a cheesy bell end
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Old May 26, 2008 | 11:53 PM
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COB i would not like to be in your shoes,bet it hurts and it will itch.

BTW I had to pick myself up off the floor after reading some of these reply's...Sorry but funny as ****.
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I even got a burn't bonce.Had window down most of the way home to help the cooling process.
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Been there - not nice is it?

I had pretty bad sunburn on a cruise as a lad which can only be put down to a duff bottle of Ambre Solaire (thus never bought the stuff since)....

Huge water blisters across my shoulders, back and chest. **** did it hurt.

Lots of Sudocream and bandaged up with melolin dressing pads taped on had it pretty much sorted within the week....The following week was spent shedding all of the damaged/dead skin ...I'd take off my T-shirt and shake it, and it was a blizzard of skin flakes everywhere.

And the itching....argggh - I thought chicken pox was bad!

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Baseball caps... Good for keeping the sun out of your eyes.

Crap for sun protection, IMO.

You need a proper hat that offers some ear-shade and sunblock.


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last night was not pleasent

managed to drop off around 2am with a cold flannel on my head, but i was awake at least every 30 mins after with just general soreness and that gouey yellowy weeping dripping in my eyes. i gave up at 5am this morning and got up.

im gonna look a right plonk taking the mrs to work with a white/red head, but if the e45 cools it and moisturises it i dont give a ****. its a constant weeping now so to let it dry out would be suicide. im just so so tired
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old May 27, 2008 | 10:16 AM
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More than just a passing resemblance to The Humongous in Mad Max 2
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