Maybe she used to smear herself with the sauce they put on Big Macs and the local men could not resist.

from what i remember of the local women from the news of the celebrations - she's one of the lookers, not too sure just how many litres of white lightening you would have to drink to find her attractive but i am betting on a few.

If you where out on a pig night chances you would have the winner and winnings

 

Take one run down Council estate
Add local social club selling £1 a pint beer
Add young uneducated local lads drinking cheep beer
Add one p1ssed ugly woman in the mix
Throw some Beer goggles onto said dumb yoof

And you end up with a drunked unprotected fumble in the carpark at chucking out time. 9 months later .............

 

So if this does turn out to be a setup by her will she be charged for attempted murder because the accused bloke has tried to slash his wrists inside.

 

Isn't the uncle accused of the kidnap a computer programmer?

That would probably make him a little bit more intelligent than the rest of the clan

 

I know we laugh about it (me included) but what chance do kids have with parents like this as role models - sadly, it is not like they are unique either.

I do feel sorry for all her kids.

as for p1ss poor role models, i see Bianca is back in Eastenders, cannot bear to watch the show but seen the promo her with 4 kids in tow - hardly helps glamorising this chavy, WGAF lifestyle

 

You think its bad now, wait until the kids of these people grow up.

As if the human race isn't a disease of the planet already we now look to be falling apart from the insides out.

It makes me upset for my child. The world she is to grow up in looks pretty bleak.

 

My late father said the same to me when I had my 1st child 12 years ago, it didn't register as clearly as it would today, he was spot on, I often wonder what life will be like for my 4 your old daughter, worse still her children

 

It's a superb plan they put together and i for one am amazed they've not gotten away with it! I mean you have a family who are clearly highly intelligent v's the small West Yorkshire Police force who are only used to dealing with the odd missing cat. They really put some thought into it by hiding the girl with a family member as the Police wouldn't ever normally think to look there. Then to cap it all why not mock the Police by keeping kiddie **** on your PC as they'll never check that!!

I'm at a loss as to how they were rumbled!

 

It would certainly explain why they didn't let her go back to the family when she was found, they must have already had their suspicions.

 

Oh No! He's probably another Impreza driver then. Anyone on here?

 

Quite!

I'm sorry, I don't wish to pigeon hole people, but when it transpired that the mother had given by to x many kids from x many fathers, that kind of said it all really!

Harsh, but fair I think!

What chance have the nippers got with examples like that figuring so prominently in their lives!

Ns04

 

Oh FFS, Paul: Eating Big Macs was one of my few guilty pleasures in my life and you've just ruined it

Oh well, at least there is always KFC!!

 

It might be x-1 or x-2 so y would be a better choice, besides, unless they all submit to a DNA test ala Jeremy Kyle then we can never know for sure!

 

I wonder what the uncle will be charged with if it turns out they were all in on it and it was just a money making scam?

Would he be guilty of anything worse than the rest of them?

 

If it turns out to be a scam i would imagine they have to drop any kidnapping charges, as it was all planned and he didn't actually kidnap her, so yeah id imagine he would be charged with perverting justice, still going to get jail time for that alone.

 

This whole thing must really make the kid feel wanted!

 

Sorry; maths was never my strong point!

I do, however, know that seven don't go into one with 5 left over Unless the one has been covered in Big mac sauce maybe???