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Old Mar 18, 2008 | 04:50 PM
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Council Estates house some of the best and some of the worst.

She then went back to school and is now a full qualified pharmacist. Not the highest paid job but better than shelf stacker or cleaner I'd say !
First point so true

Shelf stacker or cleaner (i'm neither) is still a job whereas a lot of people think this is below them because they won't get their fecking benefits 9hence why plenty of immigrants are wiling to do it)
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Old Mar 18, 2008 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by myblackwrx
First point so true

Shelf stacker or cleaner (i'm neither) is still a job whereas a lot of people think this is below them because they won't get their fecking benefits 9hence why plenty of immigrants are wiling to do it)
is this the persons fault or the govt? why work if you are better off not working?
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Old Mar 18, 2008 | 05:06 PM
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My mrs just started a job. She's had all her disability benefits removed and is worse off than before. She wants to do it because she wants to prove that she can support herself, it is a matter of pride but not a lot of use if the government just pull the rug out like they have.

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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 12:01 AM
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In my dictatorship everyone would be IQ tested at age 16. Anyone unable to break into 3 figures would be put on a watch list. Any subsequent anti-social behaviour from these individuals would result in sterilization. An IQ below 60 would result in immediate sterilization in any case. Foreigners wishing to enter the country would be tested and entry refused to anyone not meeting the 3 figure requirement. I accept that we would unfortunately be unable to sterilize suitable foreigners without the authority of their home country, although we will of course try for a reciprocal agreement where possible.
By applying these methods we should be able to get this dump back on track in approximately 25 years.
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 12:15 AM
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Cool ! Would you have your headquarters in a hollowed out volcano, and like sharks with laser beams on their heads ?
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 01:28 AM
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I work 60 + hours a week to support my wife and 2 kids , im not in a very good job unfortunately , i really want to go to college and better myself but i cant afford to take a year out from work to do anything about this for the forseeable future , Anyway up the road from me theres a guy who is on disability living allowance as he had the top of his pinky chopped off years ago , now this ****er is pretty well off from this and refuses to go back to work as the state is paying plenty money (gets a lot more than me a week anyway !!) for sitting on his *** doing smoking the ganja and dressing/acting like a chav .....
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by c_maguire
In my dictatorship everyone would be IQ tested at age 16. Anyone unable to break into 3 figures would be put on a watch list. Any subsequent anti-social behaviour from these individuals would result in sterilization. An IQ below 60 would result in immediate sterilization in any case. Foreigners wishing to enter the country would be tested and entry refused to anyone not meeting the 3 figure requirement. I accept that we would unfortunately be unable to sterilize suitable foreigners without the authority of their home country, although we will of course try for a reciprocal agreement where possible.
By applying these methods we should be able to get this dump back on track in approximately 25 years.
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after 16 years is it too late for the parents of these children to have an abortion?
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by c_maguire
In my dictatorship everyone would be IQ tested at age 16. Anyone unable to break into 3 figures would be put on a watch list. Any subsequent anti-social behaviour from these individuals would result in sterilization. An IQ below 60 would result in immediate sterilization in any case. Foreigners wishing to enter the country would be tested and entry refused to anyone not meeting the 3 figure requirement. I accept that we would unfortunately be unable to sterilize suitable foreigners without the authority of their home country, although we will of course try for a reciprocal agreement where possible.
By applying these methods we should be able to get this dump back on track in approximately 25 years.
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Aw man, imagine coming up with an idea, and the then realising by having the sort of mind that can come up with such a plan, means you would be immediately sterilised under you own rules. What a quandry.
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 09:49 AM
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I'd turn up to some places in the morning and they would be pissed up at 11 in the morning watching jerry springer
you finish work at 11 a.m
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by BigJay
is this the persons fault or the govt? why work if you are better off not working?
Both imo
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 12:37 PM
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They know perfectly well that they are doing wrong and they should be getting very unpleasant punishments which makes them think twice before re-offending.

This namby pamby treatment by the PC Plonkers is just making the whole problem worse.

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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Aw man, imagine coming up with an idea, and the then realising by having the sort of mind that can come up with such a plan, means you would be immediately sterilised under you own rules. What a quandry.
That's QUANDARY Mr Brant. You're on the watch list.
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 11:37 PM
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LMAO
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