GIRL POWER

 

I would never have thought you were into the spice girls

 

ONE more example Don't mess with Women!

 

Women

 

outnumbered tonight Dogs

 

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly towards the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"

 

THERES A LOT YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT US

 

A traffic cop flagged down a motorist and said, 'I'm arresting you for going through three red lights.'
'Yeah, well, I'm colour blind,' said the motorist.
'In addition to that, you were exceeding the speed limit,' said the policeman. 'So what?' said the motorist. 'And on top of all that you were going the wrong way down a one-way street,' added the officer. 'I always did have a lousy sense of direction,' said the motorist with a smile.
At that point, his wife leaned forward from the ,back seat and said, 'Don't pay any attention to him, officer. He always talks like this when he's had a few drinks.'

 

THIS IS AILEEN BY THE WAY NOT JIM ALTHOUGH HE MAY BE INTO SPICE GIRLS

 

Tell me about it

 

....you said that too soon.......

 

I know its you and not Jim,,,,,,i can tell by the tone

 

evening JP

 

Car ad war - Award winners respect rivals' achievements - on Bore Me

 

Evening Claire....Aileeeeen.....

 

THANKS

 

EVENING JP HOW S THINGS DOWN THERE

 

Now then JP4

 

Thats a bit personal

 

AGAIN KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE PUT THAT BIT SLOW TONIGHT

 

we all know what you mean ..... gias is in a mood

 

THANK GOD FOR THAT

 

theres a lot we act dumb about too safer that way!!

 

Is the mood nothing to do wi me comin down wi the long one

 

wash your mouth out mr legacy

 

 

Car that is of course

 

I knew what you meant

 

Toilet humour..... Avril Latrine.

 

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