Harj, why do you want to SHOP Danny now?, you dont own a corner shop do you?, if you do, could you bring me 20B&H, a pack of king size Rizlas (blue), a bottle of Radox and a pound of bannanas please Mr Shopkeeper

You were almost right, she is your cousin!, a bit dark and more facial hair than David Bellamy but they tell me she's a real go-oer, which is not suprising given how loose the women are in your family i hear?

Dave, its Fri the 22nd for the party, not tonight - further proof that you are going senile in your old age

Laters

Sunil

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Sunlip
Sorry - getting ahead of myself because I don't have to go to work tomorrow - ski time - so thinking it's Friday.....

 

Dave, shall i send the boys round to pooh on your doorstep?,

Harj - Dave wants one of your big turds on his doorstep and another one through his letterbox.........he wants the authentic tandooori madras karai masala butter chicken smell so eat even more than usual (oh, and try not to get it round the edges this time Harj - we've had too many customers complaining and they've had to use a Clay Bar and **** Wizard to get it off)

Laters

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Sometit
You ARE one of Harj's big turds M8

PS Have a good Christmas even though you don't celebrate it you heathen...

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No i am not, i auditioned for the part and whilst i was big enough to plug even his rectum, i was too big to get through BS 7068 letterboxes

Have a great Xmas and be careful - you might tread in Harjs pooh!

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