you just make sure your ***** dont hang down too far over your eyes.

 

lol here we go again , 20stone of flab more like

i bet youd be happier with a monkey arm or an electric hoist to extricate yourself from the seat

 

Mmmmm, you're only 4ft tall Pete! Must be some sight ...

TX.

 

i could draw a picture, but it wouldnt be pretty, especially with those tattoos petes come out the closet about

 

So, I'm 4 foot - 20 stone - and have tattooes ........................ I reckon it's the Tatts that scare them off then!!!

Cos Tatts make you look really, really, 'ard ....

 

Okay I'm curious, why do you get in so many fights?

 

Not any more but in my younger days my very lippy mates would often end up in trouble leaving me to "mop up" the mess.

 

10 stone of Pete's 20 stones is accounted for by his wallet!!

 

In my experience people who talk about being 'street fighters' are making it all up. Real hard men don't brag about it on the internet.

 

One of the saddest posts I've ever seen.... coming form a 'supposed' martial artist

 

Couldn't help but think that these are just comments from someone with 'small man syndrome'.

Ted (17 stone and not hard at all)

 

I'd have thought probably more like 'lying man syndrome'.

 

Indeed.

The individual in question has been pulled up on here before about giving it the big 'I am'. He was given a dressing down and ran away for a while... but now, after a short stretch in Other Marques it seems he's back to peddling his fanciful Walter Mitty style claptrap.

 

You know, whenever I see these kind of threads I

a) Wonder why anyone would need to boast about their capacity to look after themselves on-line.

b) have grave concerns that some people who are proponents of martial arts are not very far removed from the thugs they profess to have taken the martial art to "defend" themselves from.

Take it from someone who sees the consequences of fighting very frequently: no matter how big, how strong, how proficient at a martial art you think you are. You are, in point of fact, very easy to injure and drink related violence is still a major cause of brain injury in younger men!

Ns04

 

i wouldnt personally call it a dressing down mr engers. more like two users squabbling on the same thread, ruining it and refusing to give.

i do however see how your getting a reputaion for stalking people, but thats for another thread.

right back onto road rage people.

 

"In my experience people who talk about being 'street fighters' are making it all up. Real hard men don't brag about it on the internet. "

Very True

 

im a wimp, as proved by my recent road rage experiences, so...

i must be well 'ard

 

Please! This is a family friendly forum, Chocolate!!

 

try been a bus driver all day! then you will relaise how wound up people get.... do they heck like a bus pulling out on them from a junction. they dont realise i have a 15 tonne, 35 foot lump of metal to move, and all they do is blow there horn. its easier to slow down and let me pull out. dont get me wrong, i dont cut people up, or pull off from the kerb and slow people up.... i wait til i get a flash of lights... but seriously, people are way too stressed when driving... lmao!

 

i dont know what you mean

 

LOL at the Ninjas on this forum. I have a friend who is into his martial arts and I've never heard him say he's beaten this guy or lost to that guy. All his talks about is its history, the way it helps your spirit and the dedication it takes to be able to call himself a martial artist!

I agree with the posts, if you talk the big talk, you're full of crap.. saying that if I get road rage, I'm either driving off really quick or calling the police cause I aint hard or stupid !

 

Said Ninja is currently off licking his wounds after receiving an infraction for supposedly insulting me in Other Marques. Shame really as it was just getting interesting.

 

wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off. polishing his car whilst wearing his white pj's!!! lmao! daniel son

 

LMAO

 

Its much more convenient to keep the shifter with the wheel nut socket on the floor beside you in the car!

Les

 

All well and good saying you'll be tooled up, but in this day and age you just dont know what the other guy/s might be carrying! As soon as you present a weapon, the situation escalates at best, you'll look like the thug when you may only be using it as a deterrent, at worst, the other guy might pull oput a gun, or knife....or bigger steering lock! lol

Discretion is the better part of valour in these circumstances - if you can get away, that would be my advice!

Maybe you'd have won, but then found yourself on a GBH charge or facing a claim from Johnny Mc Chav via those nice people at Claims direct

OR

Maybe you'll end up seriously injured or dead!

Not worth it!

 

All in all you are probably right. Doesn't make you feel any better though!

Les

 

Definately; somtimes you have to content yourself with a few well chosen words and just remember the old saying:

"He was right, dead right, as he drove along, but he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong!"