Holding the bottom for them is fun though

 

Women can't:

Accumulate bellybutton fluff
Make a decent gun noise
Get rid of spiders by themselves
Write their name in snow
Bask in the glory of an impressive fart


Men can't:

See dust
Have babies
Ask for directions

 

pee on a camp fire

 

Ahh, but they can (although they might get a bit "singed" on the cuff ).

 

Some of these are classic! My wife gets rid of the spiders on her own...I have to get rid of the slugs and my son wants to eat them!

 

They can in this film I have Amsterdam, what a place

 

MEN CANT WIPE THEIR ***** PROPERLY/WOMEN CAN
MEN CANT MULTI TASK/WOMAN CAN...

FROM A WOMAN....

 

ummm..... what? where did this come from?

 

Men can leave dirty kaks on the floor for weeks on end
Are able to get ready to go out in a few minutes
Can get away with being bald
Can grow facial hair (although some munters can to this too!)
Can parallel park
Can operate a hammer and a screw driver
Programme a video recorder
Can setup a home cinema system and "optimize" speaker layout and placement

However, some men find it diffucult to:
Operate a washing machine
Operate a vacuum cleaner
Understand the symbols on washing label
Aren't able to pass wind without sniggering
Empathise
Can't help putting their foot in their mouth at inappropriate situations

 

 

Tell the truth

 

Some classics in here, lads

Some of you know us wimmins very well, others have no idea

Oh and I must say, Men can reverse park. I can't

 

Hold the bottom of ladders or holding their bottoms

Either will do

 

Sleep around behind your girlfriends back and not feel any guilt.

 

Its not just the incessant talking through a film, its the constant talking until the first actor speaks too, enabling you to not get in the mood of the film

incapable of cleaning fish tanks

cant give a straight answer when yes or no will suffice

never tell you what they really want

NEVER forget

no longer laugh at your farting antics, especially when you 'throw' them in their face

dont understand farting and belching on the unborn baby

 

Gah you beat me to it!

 

I think you will find some wimmins are equally as good at that

 

What, you telling me that wimmins sleep with their girlfriends behind their hubbies back?

Cool.

 

Men cant use the excuse that they`re having a bad week women can.

 

You know what I mean

 

Of course I do. Just wishful thinking.

 

Go straight to sleep after sex....

 

As long as She doesn't go to sleep, during