rofl

 

Squint-eye ?

Soft (Ford) FOCUS-eye

Dunx

P.S. I bought a classic and a bug-eye but the madness is cured by this thing....

 

Just saw one today in black.... not the most agressive version for sure... but not too bad in dark colours.
Why not have a poll on the name? I vote 'dead-eye'

 

Out of FOCUS eye

Lost FOCUS eye

Un FOCUSsed eye

See the trend here

 

Jap's Eye.

Seriously though, names like this become ever more feeble, so maybe it's time to let it lie?

 

as funny as Jap's eye is....


why not simply the Impreza Hatch ?

 

Is that not what I have just suggested?

 

sorry Simon, not replying directly to your post, just posting generally

 

 

if you look at why the bug eye was called a bug eye, it was because that was the most shocking distniguishing feature on that model when it came out.. it was what every talked about.. so it got branded the bug eye.... the blob and hawkeye were move ons from the bug using the same major chasis .. so there was no need to call them anythin different as from the outside the front exterior was the major visual change.. even if they were techincally alot more advanced.

this is a new model entirely.. and what is the most shocking distinguishing feature? ... the fact its a hatch!... so therefore this will be known as 'the hatch'

end of story!

 

**** in your eye....
As this is what the designers must have had

 

Maybe it should be changed from the "eye" to something like the Lard ****

 

sh "eye" te

 

How about - Easy on the `Eye`

or - The new ST`eye`

 

ARGH my eye(s), they burn, they burn

 

eye see lol

 

How about not even an "eye" name, as it's a hatch and a completely different car.

 

false eye

 

S H I T E

 

say NO! to further eye names now!

Bug eye was self explanatory
Blob eye, acceptable at a push

hawk eye? WTF

 

don't think it can be called something eye.

 

blind eye

 

rather be poked in the 'eye'

 

PLOPeye!

 

sounds like most people opt for "the hatchback", although looking at how un-aggresive the syling is, it could end up being known as "the brokeback".....

 

My vote goes for :

"THE MG ZR WITH A BONNET SCOOP AND NASTY REAR LIGHTS - EYE"

From the pics I've seen so far it is VERY similar in general body shape to the ZR.

But in 5 years time it will be known as the M-EYE-A ( as in M.I.A ) - the fabled Impreza that was rumoured to exist but nobody ever bought one or saw one on the road as drivers didnt want to look like a 17 year old chav in a bodykitted Corsa for £20K or so.

 

It's an eye-sore!!!