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What you need Matt is one of them hosepipes at the side of your porcelain armchair like we have over here
Western tourists think they are something to do with religion
What they are really for is gently rinsing the recently ejected remains of last night's thermo-nuclear dining experience from your tattered ringpiece Because all bog paper does is massage any remaining half-digested chile seeds into what's left of your poor seared teatowel holder
Western tourists think they are something to do with religion
What they are really for is gently rinsing the recently ejected remains of last night's thermo-nuclear dining experience from your tattered ringpiece Because all bog paper does is massage any remaining half-digested chile seeds into what's left of your poor seared teatowel holder
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never understood the hot thing - why eat it? i always eat a korma and hear all the "sissy" talk......then they sit there sweating like pigs and spend all day on the loo in pain 12 hrs later - i dont get it????
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Personally I find a Madras is just the right level between flavour and heat, and I suffer no ill effects at all.
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As it happens I genuinely enjoy fairly hot curries, but not the vindaloo style where it is all heat and no flavour.
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Yep, I tried eating one about the size of a golf ball for a dare. It was horrible, all the muscles in my neck/face went into spasm and I was starting to hallucinate like Homer in the 'guatemalan insanity peppers' episode of the Simpsons!
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Incidentally, I just had 2 of those Pepperami 'Fire Sticks' - they were lovely!
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I love hot curries but I dont find traditional hot dishes appealing, such as a madrass or vindaloo, what I will do is ask for a Methi or Birianni dish to be served Madrass hot with extra green chilli's.. god my mouth is watering right now thinking about a king prawn birianni with extra green chillis <droool> I know where im going on the way home!
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I used madras and vindaloo as people will have heard of them and know roughly how hot they are, but yes I do the same as you, I ask for other dishes but request a madras or vindaloo level of heat. I've not tried Birianni but I will do next time, my favourite is chicken Tikka Shally made vindaloo hot.
I used madras and vindaloo as people will have heard of them and know roughly how hot they are, but yes I do the same as you, I ask for other dishes but request a madras or vindaloo level of heat. I've not tried Birianni but I will do next time, my favourite is chicken Tikka Shally made vindaloo hot.
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my mrs likes spicy food, and i can just about handle a madras.
but weetabix gives her the ***** so imagine something from the local indian
we have to talk through the bathroom door, as she needs re-assuarance it will end soon
but weetabix gives her the ***** so imagine something from the local indian
we have to talk through the bathroom door, as she needs re-assuarance it will end soon
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Also if you've not tried it Methi Lamb is AWESOME!
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I'm sure she would be absolutely delighted that you have shared this with us. Any more of her bodily functions you can tell us about?
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We grow our own Chillies in our garden, (special area-Nuclear fallout type...) mostly they are a mixture of Mexican seeds plus some other seeds we got from some nutter in Brazil.
Needless to say that these chillies are insane in normal form, then the missus creates the home brewed sauce (sits about 6-7 months in the jar after various stages of the process), and then I spend a week on the can after drowning food with it!
Worth every moment of intoxicating pain!!
Nearly died once after having some seriously hot Mexican stuff! Was hilarious!
Needless to say that these chillies are insane in normal form, then the missus creates the home brewed sauce (sits about 6-7 months in the jar after various stages of the process), and then I spend a week on the can after drowning food with it!
Worth every moment of intoxicating pain!!
Nearly died once after having some seriously hot Mexican stuff! Was hilarious!
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What you need Matt is one of them hosepipes at the side of your porcelain armchair like we have over here
Western tourists think they are something to do with religion
What they are really for is gently rinsing the recently ejected remains of last night's thermo-nuclear dining experience from your tattered ringpiece Because all bog paper does is massage any remaining half-digested chile seeds into what's left of your poor seared teatowel holder
Western tourists think they are something to do with religion
What they are really for is gently rinsing the recently ejected remains of last night's thermo-nuclear dining experience from your tattered ringpiece Because all bog paper does is massage any remaining half-digested chile seeds into what's left of your poor seared teatowel holder
This has to be about the funniest thing I have read on here in a long time
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I love the old endorphin rush from super hot chillies, i must really be acclimatised as i don't really feel the heat just the wave rushing over me as the body steps up a gear.
Went to a steam festival and had a taco with this tiny bottle of beige sauce, they were like nooo only a small drop wile i shook it, get in there my son.
Ive had daves before at work, people were suffereing and in tears while i was like meeeehh it's hot but nothing special lol.
Went to a steam festival and had a taco with this tiny bottle of beige sauce, they were like nooo only a small drop wile i shook it, get in there my son.
Ive had daves before at work, people were suffereing and in tears while i was like meeeehh it's hot but nothing special lol.
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I love the old endorphin rush from super hot chillies, i must really be acclimatised as i don't really feel the heat just the wave rushing over me as the body steps up a gear.
Went to a steam festival and had a taco with this tiny bottle of beige sauce, they were like nooo only a small drop wile i shook it, get in there my son.
Ive had daves before at work, people were suffereing and in tears while i was like meeeehh it's hot but nothing special lol.
Went to a steam festival and had a taco with this tiny bottle of beige sauce, they were like nooo only a small drop wile i shook it, get in there my son.
Ive had daves before at work, people were suffereing and in tears while i was like meeeehh it's hot but nothing special lol.
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What you need Matt is one of them hosepipes at the side of your porcelain armchair like we have over here
Western tourists think they are something to do with religion
What they are really for is gently rinsing the recently ejected remains of last night's thermo-nuclear dining experience from your tattered ringpiece Because all bog paper does is massage any remaining half-digested chile seeds into what's left of your poor seared teatowel holder
Western tourists think they are something to do with religion
What they are really for is gently rinsing the recently ejected remains of last night's thermo-nuclear dining experience from your tattered ringpiece Because all bog paper does is massage any remaining half-digested chile seeds into what's left of your poor seared teatowel holder
#54
I dont find anything you can buy hot anymore, Vindaloo or anything like that, I ask for extra Chillies and they dont put enough in !
I have become aclimitised, its funny when a none Chilli person nicks a bit and starts gagging.
Tonights was Chicken kebabs with Nandos extra hot and sliced chillis.
I have become aclimitised, its funny when a none Chilli person nicks a bit and starts gagging.
Tonights was Chicken kebabs with Nandos extra hot and sliced chillis.
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What you need to try is daves insanity sauce.
In the order of things it goes something like this
A Supernova>----->Daves insanity sauce>------>The Sun>------->A Nuclear explosion>----------->An Impreza Turbo unit>--------->A big fire>--------->Fahl>------->Vindaloo>-------->Madras>-------
In the order of things it goes something like this
A Supernova>----->Daves insanity sauce>------>The Sun>------->A Nuclear explosion>----------->An Impreza Turbo unit>--------->A big fire>--------->Fahl>------->Vindaloo>-------->Madras>-------
I did the old 'ill just try a tiny bit straight from the bottle trick' NEVER AGAIN, its just off the scale in terms of hottness, it makes you cough its so potent!
Gotta love chilli tho, its pure evil
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this lunatic attempts to eat 10 full peppers by himself
YouTube - 10 Habanero Peppers
i used to eat king size bombay badboys at 3am to keep me awake on night shifts
parents also brought me back one of these a few years back
hot sauce, salsa, habanero snacks, southwest gifts, asskickin, from hell, spontaneous combustion, whoop ***, gift baskets
but after 3 years of hardly getting touched, it was thrown out
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I have a bottle of 'Blaires Mega Death' sauce (550,000 scoville units), its 3 times the strength of 'Daves Insanity sauce' can be bought on Ebay for about £10, never need another chilli sauce, EVER AGAIN
I did the old 'ill just try a tiny bit straight from the bottle trick' NEVER AGAIN, its just off the scale in terms of hottness, it makes you cough its so potent!
Gotta love chilli tho, its pure evil
I did the old 'ill just try a tiny bit straight from the bottle trick' NEVER AGAIN, its just off the scale in terms of hottness, it makes you cough its so potent!
Gotta love chilli tho, its pure evil