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Old 23 July 2007, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Rannoch
She's 34, yeah, really over the hill...

...not

I'd give her one...

...out of ten
Nooo - 34??? Really?
Old 23 July 2007, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by *Cino*
The Hastings Direct one really bugs me... no idea why

oh and that car advert with the woolen puppets running about going "C'mon!!" it's the song by Jon Paul that grinds my very soul!!
yup that sing song they do....

don't mind the poxhall one too much TBH
Old 23 July 2007, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
I like that one.
"yo yo" I swear if he stood below my window and began to serenade me I'd throw a bucket of wet cement over his head
Old 23 July 2007, 04:49 PM
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These really annoying adverts, really are very clever, everyone remembers them
Old 23 July 2007, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by *Cino*
"oh it's all gone, it's all gone"
Oh man, that advert is right up there with the worst of them...


"What's gone darling?"

I know! right, instead of just saying "the air freshener" I 'll draw a fvicking picture of it - that will be *miles* simpler, especially as time is of the essence as it blatantly stinks of **** in here.
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Can't believe the Frosties kid hasn't been mentioned yet...
Old 23 July 2007, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Most annoying Ad for me is the Air freshner ad.

The one where the Asian kid is having a stinky **** on the Bog. Calling for his non-asian mother, he then hops off the bog (without wiping his stinky @rse) and draws a picture (where did the pen & paper come from?) and shoves it under the door.
Mother then goes and gets an air freshner and walks into the bathroom where the kid has now jumped back onto the bog to finish his stinky ****, and they then p1ss themselves laughing that they need air freshner because the kid has had a stinky ****.

I hate that advert.

I'd agree here, and your description made me chuckle quite loud in the office!
Old 23 July 2007, 04:51 PM
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s the mum has to run to the shop especially for anew air freshner.... there are windows in the bathroom!

but that car one tops it for me.... yo yo arrghhhh
Old 23 July 2007, 04:51 PM
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EVERYBODY BREATHE.......................
Old 23 July 2007, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Most annoying Ad for me is the Air freshner ad.

The one where the Asian kid is having a stinky **** on the Bog. Calling for his non-asian mother, he then hops off the bog (without wiping his stinky @rse) and draws a picture (where did the pen & paper come from?) and shoves it under the door.
Mother then goes and gets an air freshner and walks into the bathroom where the kid has now jumped back onto the bog to finish his stinky ****, and they then p1ss themselves laughing that they need air freshner because the kid has had a stinky ****.

I hate that advert.
Ah didn't see this, yeah, this is what I meant to write.
Old 23 July 2007, 05:01 PM
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and why does he try to hit on the black girl in the other advert?
Old 23 July 2007, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by *Cino*
and why does he try to hit on the black girl in the other advert?
Because his stupid, stupid **** of a woman cries when she deletes the wrong folder and immediatly destroys the originals of anything she has put on the computer.
Old 23 July 2007, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by *Cino*
and why does he try to hit on the black girl in the other advert?

he doesnt

he is glad when she foofs off
Old 23 July 2007, 05:03 PM
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How about any advert where celebs are pretending to be normal? I can't imagine for 1 second that Kerry Katona's freezer is full of goodies from Iceland. And while I'm on the subject of Iceland ads - how fecking sexist are they?

"Because Mums are heros"

For a start, surely Mums should be heroines? And where the **** are the dads? The only blokes you ever see in those ads are the ones delivering the food! Emeline Pankhurst would NOT be impressed......
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Originally Posted by cookstar
he doesnt

he is glad when she foofs off

which is silly, as she was quite fit
Old 23 July 2007, 05:06 PM
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MFI adverts with the numpties arguing all the time - leave it out
Old 23 July 2007, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
How about any advert where celebs are pretending to be normal? I can't imagine for 1 second that Kerry Katona's freezer is full of goodies from Iceland. And while I'm on the subject of Iceland ads - how fecking sexist are they?

"Because Mums are heros"

For a start, surely Mums should be heroines? And where the **** are the dads? The only blokes you ever see in those ads are the ones delivering the food! Emeline Pankhurst would NOT be impressed......
To be fair, Kerry Katona does get a fair amount of leeway for appearing in crap ads, on account of having simply magnificent norks (when I last saw them in the paper any, they could be ruined by now)
Old 23 July 2007, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Most annoying Ad for me is the Air freshner ad.

The one where the Asian kid is having a stinky **** on the Bog. Calling for his non-asian mother, he then hops off the bog (without wiping his stinky @rse) and draws a picture (where did the pen & paper come from?) and shoves it under the door.
Mother then goes and gets an air freshner and walks into the bathroom where the kid has now jumped back onto the bog to finish his stinky ****, and they then p1ss themselves laughing that they need air freshner because the kid has had a stinky ****.

I hate that advert.

ROTFLMFAO - brilliant description!
Old 23 July 2007, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by wrx-kris
that fecking debt matters advert

every other word is DEBT DEBT DEBT....
I'm worried about debt's now and I haven't even FECKING GOT ANY

If he has no mortgage go bankrupt ffs
Old 23 July 2007, 05:31 PM
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Dads are not seen as they at work, bringing home the bread
Old 23 July 2007, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
To be fair, Kerry Katona does get a fair amount of leeway for appearing in crap ads, on account of having simply magnificent norks (when I last saw them in the paper any, they could be ruined by now)


They are down by her knees now....I mean she had to wear 2 sports bras on Celebrity get me out of here just to stop them going lower than her waist


Most annoying new ad at the moment is the Orange ones
Old 23 July 2007, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Only a geek would get wound up by it
Which sad git Infracted me for this post? What a loser! It was a tongue in cheek comment and Pete knew that and took it as such. It's called banter in what is clearly a light hearted thread.
Old 23 July 2007, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Which sad git Infracted me for this post? What a loser! It was a tongue in cheek comment and Pete knew that and took it as such. It's called banter in what is clearly a light hearted thread.
Call the FEDS in - They can reverse a *******'s infraction
Old 23 July 2007, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Which sad git Infracted me for this post? What a loser! It was a tongue in cheek comment and Pete knew that and took it as such. It's called banter in what is clearly a light hearted thread.

It obviously struck a little too close to home for somebodys liking Muppets.
Old 23 July 2007, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Which sad git Infracted me for this post? What a loser! It was a tongue in cheek comment and Pete knew that and took it as such. It's called banter in what is clearly a light hearted thread.
Tsk! It was a funny comment! Man, some people.
Old 23 July 2007, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Which sad git Infracted me for this post? What a loser! It was a tongue in cheek comment and Pete knew that and took it as such. It's called banter in what is clearly a light hearted thread.

Probably some sad geek did it; Calling Pete that was an insult to geeks everywhere
Old 24 July 2007, 12:14 AM
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Anyone understand WTF is going on with the new mondeo advert? Hmm, oh look theres a new mondeo. Must tie baloons to my old car and see if it floats??????
Old 24 July 2007, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by *Cino*
"yo yo" I swear if he stood below my window and began to serenade me I'd throw a bucket of wet cement over his head
"Just wait there while I fetch my bucket and trowel"


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