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New most annoying advert ever
Straight in at number one, it's the BT broadband "I've deleted a folder" advert.
Here is a list of things wrong with the advert (i)The woman is crying, actually crying, over accidentally deleting the wrong thing on the computer. Stupid fvcking cow. (ii)She says "i've delelted the folder with all the photos of the kids when they were babies, if lost everything." Given that her kids are in thier teens (by the looks of things) and therefore before the days of digital cameras not costing several thousand pounds, she must have scanned in the photos. What did she do? Scan them and the rip them up, laughing hysterically, whilst burning them and yelling "I don't need these things ever again now that I have them on my computer" Also, just how old is this computer? Did she make this "folder" several years ago? Have they got the internet plugged into a machine running MS-DOS 6.2? If not, how in the name of blue fvck did she transfer the "folder" from one machine to the other? (iii)He says, "that's ok, we'll just make a new folder and download it all". Well thank the good lord for BT, I mean before they offered me the service of uploading all my most cherished files, there's no fvcking way I would have actually thought of creating some form of back up. |
Why is he with that money grabbing hoe anyway:D
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shes hot
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Originally Posted by fitzscoob
(Post 7131026)
shes hot
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And you honestly think that advert is worse than the singers from the Halifax....?
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle Whore
(Post 7131036)
And you honestly think that advert is worse than the singers from the Halifax....?
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle Whore
(Post 7131036)
And you honestly think that advert is worse than the singers from the Halifax....?
Mainly because it is portrayed as "real life" Of course both pale into insignficance next to any advert for womens beauty products and thier made up words and meaningless statistics. |
Originally Posted by PeteBrant
(Post 7131035)
For now, maybe, but she is dangerously close to her sell by date.
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Originally Posted by Neanderthal
(Post 7131038)
Or that Picture Loan ads?!?
I've created a thread that's going to remind of everything I hate :( |
Originally Posted by fitzscoob
(Post 7131042)
Really? She used to be in 'Waking the Dead', how old is she?
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
(Post 7131040)
Yes.
Mainly because it is portrayed as "real life" Of course both pale into insignficance next to any advert for womens beauty products and thier made up words and meaningless statistics. |
Originally Posted by PeteBrant
(Post 7131010)
Straight in at number one, it's the BT broadband "I've deleted a folder" advert.
Here is a list of things wrong with the advert (i)The woman is crying, actually crying, over accidentally deleting the wrong thing on the computer. Stupid fvcking cow. (ii)She says "i've delelted the folder with all the photos of the kids when they were babies, if lost everything." Given that her kids are in thier teens (by the looks of things) and therefore before the days of digital cameras not costing several thousand pounds, she must have scanned in the photos. What did she do? Scan them and the rip them up, laughing hysterically, whilst burning them and yelling "I don't need these things ever again now that I have them on my computer" Also, just how old is this computer? Did she make this "folder" several years ago? Have they got the internet plugged into a machine running MS-DOS 6.2? If not, how in the name of blue fvck did she transfer the "folder" from one machine to the other? (iii)He says, "that's ok, we'll just make a new folder and download it all". Well thank the good lord for BT, I mean before they offered me the service of uploading all my most cherished files, there's no fvcking way I would have actually thought of creating some form of back up. |
PMSL at this thread. There are a few ads out there that really do grip my sh1t, so much so I have to turn over when they come on.
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
(Post 7131057)
Only a geek would get wound up by it ;):D
That's unfortunately true. |
what about that loans advert, something green...
if.you.need.a.loan.we.are.the.people.to.help.you *sits up straight and barely opens mouth |
I think the BT adverts with the milf and young lad are great :D They're the new Gold Blend couple ;)
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The Churchill one winds me up too at the moment. Mostly because they sent me an email "guaranteeing" to beat my renewal quote, and then spectacularly failed to do so.
So when the advety comes on, I invariably say "fvuk off you bunch of lyING CVNTS" (capitals there to represent the rising anger in my voice as I start shouting at the telly) |
Originally Posted by Nat21
(Post 7131070)
I think the BT adverts with the milf and young lad are great :D They're the new Gold Blend couple ;)
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Oh theres plenty.....
Confused.com Halifax Admiral Sheilas wheels..... can you really take this company seriously enough to think they would mend your car... or are you going to get a group of women with a nail file and some matching car colour nail polish round |
Originally Posted by PeteBrant
(Post 7131040)
Of course both pale into insignficance next to any advert for womens beauty products and thier made up words and meaningless statistics.
Dave |
The Hastings Direct one really bugs me... no idea why
oh and that car advert with the woolen puppets running about going "C'mon!!" :mad: it's the song by Jon Paul that grinds my very soul!! :mad: |
Most annoying Ad for me is the Air freshner ad.
The one where the Asian kid is having a stinky sh1t on the Bog. Calling for his non-asian mother, he then hops off the bog (without wiping his stinky @rse) and draws a picture (where did the pen & paper come from?) and shoves it under the door. Mother then goes and gets an air freshner and walks into the bathroom where the kid has now jumped back onto the bog to finish his stinky sh1t, and they then p1ss themselves laughing that they need air freshner because the kid has had a stinky sh1t. I hate that advert. :mad: |
Originally Posted by PeteBrant
(Post 7131010)
Straight in at number one, it's the BT broadband "I've deleted a folder" advert.
Here is a list of things wrong with the advert (i)The woman is crying, actually crying, over accidentally deleting the wrong thing on the computer. Stupid fvcking cow. (ii)She says "i've delelted the folder with all the photos of the kids when they were babies, if lost everything." Given that her kids are in thier teens (by the looks of things) and therefore before the days of digital cameras not costing several thousand pounds, she must have scanned in the photos. What did she do? Scan them and the rip them up, laughing hysterically, whilst burning them and yelling "I don't need these things ever again now that I have them on my computer" Also, just how old is this computer? Did she make this "folder" several years ago? Have they got the internet plugged into a machine running MS-DOS 6.2? If not, how in the name of blue fvck did she transfer the "folder" from one machine to the other? (iii)He says, "that's ok, we'll just make a new folder and download it all". Well thank the good lord for BT, I mean before they offered me the service of uploading all my most cherished files, there's no fvcking way I would have actually thought of creating some form of back up. From memory of earlier ad's in the series, her kids are younger than my oldest digi' cam ;) |
She's 34, yeah, really over the hill...
...not :) I'd give her one... ...out of ten :D |
Originally Posted by *Cino*
(Post 7131091)
oh and that car advert with the woolen puppets running about going "C'mon!!"
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that fecking debt matters advert :mad: :mad: :mad:
every other word is DEBT DEBT DEBT.... I'm worried about debt's now and I haven't even FECKING GOT ANY :mad: |
"oh it's all gone, it's all gone" :lol1:
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Originally Posted by girl-in-a-scoob
(Post 7131082)
Oh theres plenty.....
Confused.com This one uses the age old technique of repeating the word incessantly until it is burned into your brain like you Mothers birthday. blah blah CONFUSED DOT COM blah blah CONFUSED DOT COM blah blah CONFUSED DOT COM blah blah CONFUSED DOT COM blah blah CONFUSED DOT COM blah blah CONFUSED DOT COM blah blah CONFUSED DOT COM blah blah CONFUSED DOT COM etc. I once made a pact with myself never to buy anything I saw advertised on the telly,just to show the vicious *******s that I couldn't be bought with they sh1tty fvcking adverts. Of course it all fell to pieces when I saw the advert for strawberry cheescake hagan dazs :( |
Can't believe the Frosties advert with that fepping song hasn't been mentioned yet....
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Cilit Bang :mad:
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