Are you trying to get me killed

You know full well that it's more than my life's worth to put them on t'interweb

Go on admit it, your just after the Golf Well tough titty (back to Jodie again), it's Pete Jr's in the will

 

i would give her one, as often said here not marriage material but certainly worth driving one up

 

You old romantic, you!!!

 

Be like throwing a pig up an alley.

 

Her top lip is contiguous with her nose and she has no brain. The desire to make love with this woman is a sad indictment of the male species.

 

but you still would

 

 

Christ has a bike, well i never, no mention of it in the book
Wonder if Jodie is a better bike

 

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fake tan with super white teeth! nice!

 

On a scale of 1 to 10 on the Mrs P. Duk divorceometer:

Putting Mrs D's norks on Scoobynet: 9
Buying anoyther car/bike for the collection: 11

So you're pretty safe

 

I've just pointed her in the general direction of this thread mate, so check your brakes next time you leave ours

 

back to jodie, didnt she break her nose at some point and thats why its a bit odd looking?. just a story i heard somewhere.

with reference to salma i think her first name is the same as "corpse" in spanish. again just something i read somewhere, dont know if anyone could confirm that though.

still it wouldnt matter, after watching salma doing that dance in dusk till dawn i wouldnt be worrying about what she was called.

 

You already know what to call her

The second Mrs CrisPDuk

 

i would probably call her many things at that point

 

You mean like:

"No, no, on the face!"

 

that would be one of the things that would come out first , she could talk dirty to me in spanish too.

i cant concentrate on my work now, its either marking out construction drawings or thinking of lengthing salma. guess which one is on my mind.

 

It could only be one thing:

http://www.neilminterarchitects.com/...umc%20plan.JPG

Filth!!!

 

correct, its filth

 

jodie would still get a length too, probably just to see what all the fuss is about

would be rude to turn her down.

anyone know the outcome of that marry jodie website?

 

Bet she has a gash like a Hippo's yawn.

 

FPMSL Never heard that one before