where can i get a pretend baby?
Apr 1, 2007 | 12:11 AM
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kingofturds
My son has slept through the night since he was 3 months old, he is now 10 months old and sleeps from 8pm-8am every night I thought they all did that
My mate has 3. Each one has been like that since the get go..
Not a peep all night. Made it a little embarrasing for us when we stayed and our nipper was burning round half possessed at 11pm!
Apr 1, 2007 | 08:49 AM
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what you should do is get a water melon shove it in her and tell her to give birth to it im positive that will put her off if it doesnt im positive she has a screw loose!
but if all else fails i'd get one of them babies too or if you have a good friend that has just had a baby ask them if they can stay over for a night too see what its really like.
Apr 1, 2007 | 09:15 AM
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sarasquares
they are programmed to need attention
*coffee meets monitor*
Apr 1, 2007 | 12:05 PM
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what kind of teenage boy wants a baby at that age. Your not a northerner are you squaresy?
Apr 1, 2007 | 12:09 PM
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What has being a northener go to do with it, ****-head?
Apr 1, 2007 | 12:24 PM
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Chip Sengravy
What has being a northener go to do with it, ****-head?
Stereotype, generalisations or maybe just the truth.
Northerns are job shy, benefit sucking scums whose children are chavs, and where children are having children.
Although there are some decent people up north, most people in london dont quite see it that way, especially as we subsidise the north
Apr 1, 2007 | 12:27 PM
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You've never been to Harlow, have you?
Apr 1, 2007 | 12:33 PM
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Chip Sengravy
You've never been to Harlow, have you?
no, elaborate to what you are trying to get at.
Apr 1, 2007 | 12:38 PM
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Go and **** yourself, bonsai ****. How's that?
Apr 1, 2007 | 12:45 PM
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Chip Sengravy
Go and **** yourself, bonsai ****. How's that?
Typical northerner behaviour?
Apr 1, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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So, he's a southern shandy-drinker? That explains a lot.....
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:03 PM
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Minitrue
So, he's a southern shandy-drinker? That explains a lot.....
Nice one "Mini" !
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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Apr 1, 2007 | 01:06 PM
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northerns = creators of the new pig and whistle pub, only thing your (in)famous for
Last edited by AudiLover; Apr 1, 2007 at 01:09 PM .
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:07 PM
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From: Passing ...............
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:08 PM
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typical "great" northern girl
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:09 PM
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AudiLover
northerns = creators of the new pig and whistle pub, only think your (in)famous for
You're an imbecile, made evident by your illiterate post above.
Ignorance is Strength!
MoT
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:12 PM
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From: In the corner with a bottle of wine
hey hey hey, nothing wrong with northern lasses
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:12 PM
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Minitrue
You're an imbecile, made evident by your illiterate post above.
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:13 PM
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*Cino*
hey hey hey, nothing wrong with northern lasses
Id never date a "lass", prefer a nice lady myself.
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:13 PM
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, I'll give you that one, felcher....
WTF?**^&%
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:14 PM
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ok, northern ladies
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:15 PM
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*Cino*
ok, northern ladies
no such thing going by the pictures and video above
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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From: Edinburgh (ish)
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy;6801100
http://www.moorland.eclipse.co.uk/pics/pig2.JPG[/IMG]
The one on the right's, well, er-rm, not
quite so effing hideous !
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:18 PM
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From: In the corner with a bottle of wine
tracksuit city
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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*Cino*
tracksuit city
Your'e thinking of Liverpool, the pics above are from Newcastle
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:21 PM
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Sorry, I spelled
you're a fine pice of northern *** wrong
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:21 PM
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oh right, carry on
greasy hair city
Apr 1, 2007 | 01:22 PM
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Chip Sengravy
Your'e thinking of Liverpool, the pics above are from Newcastle
they are all as bad as each other. Theres a reason why I would never live anywhere thats more than an hours drive from London
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