If anything, she shudders to a halt before I get out the starting gate.
either that or she says hurry up as she's getting sore

 

No, I imagine lifting cold, clammy teabags out of a teapot with my fingers.

 

lol haha sweetheart i woz just asking for advice, i swear

 

lol, class, u r funny i swear , that cheered me up


but u can always put the lady in the mood, all u need tae dae is rub the genie button on her down below
rub her the right way and let her oot as aguilara would say lol

 

moses, we need to see you Go on

 

lol so see u r using yours as a trojan horse and just bashing in the door

u need tae moist it before u stick it

foreplay helps,, nibbles, sweet kisses and gentle bites on her neck and breast bone and behind the neck and shoulders and biting ears and stuff and caressing her hair and scalp and sucking toes and biting angles etc etc kissing her forehead and eyebrowns and tingling her that way etc etc and biting shoulders and delts lol

so should kickstart the flood moists lol

 

i cannae luv lol see last time someone reported me tae the mi5 and i wasnt happy at all, all coz i told the truth, it woz someone here and if u r a muslim they lock u up for anything bullsh1t

let me tell u though in my prime i woz so sexy and handsome evogirls wanted threesomes wae me lol no bull but i says hey im married and a muslim , but if u could marry u all i would but i cannae

im an old 30 yr old guy now

that says it all lol


peace

 

You saying a quick spit and bang it in aint the way to go? I aint 'aving that!

 

lol only if u r in a lunch break and u need tae hurry or before the lil babies wake up, u need tae dae a quickie

man feckin hell when my first born woz born, me and the wife couldnae get any quality time, the baby woz always screaming when we woz trying tae get it on lol pathetic but hey kids r worth it

and now i got 2 kids and i swear me and the good lady aint slept in the same bed for 5 weeks for hours but only a shortwhile

my twins r insomniac lol

so woz my first born but i luv em haha

 

OK
You are as mad as a box of frogs

 

$20.00 and I'm having the time of my life. I dont have to worry when I dump the gunk or where it lands.

 

lol cheers luv u aint see me for real, ive been told im worse

but im calmed doon now, older and wiser lol, see when i woz young, me and my evo used tae rock i always used tae get pestered by ladies who wanted tae see moses kebab, see they think im this mythical character who oozes sexiness and wae some special sexy powers, which is b-o-l-locks im only a man like anyone else but hey it gets them all melted like butter and they start melting over me in the track races, this woz yrs back lol

a few times i thought ****, i need tae vanish coz i thought i woz gonna get raped by some girlie groupies lol

 

lol thats cheap, a ***** for 20 dollars , class or woz that the rubber dollys

 

Ive been with a bird who was on the Blob as well.

 

dont think they are ******? Just hookers.

 

lol haha, brilliant

u need tae be careful dude, u dont know where they have been,best get married tae a nice lassie or 2 and get it on i say lol

 

I mean her ships been on fire and the river has run dry by the time I've unreeled the firehose..

PMSL crying with laughter @ bashing down the door with My Trojan horse.


Andy

 

Go to Thailand... $20 is not cheap !!!!



try about the equivalent of £3.00 !!!!!
and no it wasn't she man either.


Andy

 

lol haha, man that woz brill , if it dries oot , *** a lil and make it wet again mate or if it really dries oot, olive oil is good lol, it gives it that italian taste

 

lol @ she man oh man, hahaaha if i woz 60 yr old i would have pee'd in my pants lol , u r funny dude

 

Is Seamonster back in town

 

 

I really could have done without that post in my head.

 

Earned your red wings then

It's bloody embarassing when the maid comes in and find blood stained sheets everywhere.

 

Hey Moses, I have a couple of serious questions.

If Muslims men shave everything down there, do Muslim women shave too?

And why can the men shave down there but not shave their faces?

 

lol nice question mate
aye lol muslim women r clean shaven lol for sure

also mate they can have a beard , its their personal choice, the prophets peabe be upon them all had beards so muslims follow the ways of the prophet etc, they call it the sunnah

but its not forced upon the muslims at all mate, but unfortunately taliban used tae lock people up if they didnt grow a beard the dumbwits

lol i felt sorry for the mongolian muslims and chinese muslims they really cannae grow any facial hair coz God made them that way, woz is the taliban gonna dae wae them lol lock them up for being natural haha

 

Thanks for the tip, I'll bear it in mind if I ever develop Sapphic tendencies

 

Are peephole pants for Muslim ladies seen as a fanny burkha ?

All ladies should keep it tidy, nobody wants to snog Brian Blessed.

Not one to read whilst eating your dinner this !

 

Not just tidy, women should be totally clean shaven.

 

lol whit does that mean luv does it mean dryness or what

cheers