Keeleys stolen Private Video
16 January 2007, 05:31 PM
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You used to be able to get a compilation of sex videos from many celebs on one dvd off ebay for very little money.
I don't know if you still can though.
It's great it's got Abi-Paris-Jordon.. loads more
*apparently*
I don't know if you still can though.
It's great it's got Abi-Paris-Jordon.. loads more
*apparently*
16 January 2007, 05:38 PM
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16 January 2007, 07:02 PM
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is it her tho?
16 January 2007, 08:18 PM
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Every one who's going on about how cr@p Keeley was in the Vid. WTF?
I don't think she does a bad BJ. Nice sexy eye contact, at times. From the Vid, I've had worse.
Yes she's not a **** star. She doesn't mean to be. She is only young. You only get to be experienced by, well, experience.
As for "all you see is a chav's ****"? Well of course. If she's giving a BJ, you're going to see a ****. If it's not yours, then it's bound to be someone elses.
Take it none of you ever watch any ****? Afterall it's always someone elses **** giving it to the female **** star.
I'll admit the quality was cr@p. but it was home made. If she'd shot it to be posted for the world to see, I'm sure she'd have done a better production.
I didn't think it was too bad. Firstly, I've always wondered what she'd look like with a **** in her mouth (Only I'd hoped it would be mine) and secondly, I've always wondered if she had a landing strip or was a shaven raven. Now I know the answer to both.
She's young, good looking with a nice pair of B00bies. I enjoyed it.
I don't think she does a bad BJ. Nice sexy eye contact, at times. From the Vid, I've had worse.
Yes she's not a **** star. She doesn't mean to be. She is only young. You only get to be experienced by, well, experience.
As for "all you see is a chav's ****"? Well of course. If she's giving a BJ, you're going to see a ****. If it's not yours, then it's bound to be someone elses.
Take it none of you ever watch any ****? Afterall it's always someone elses **** giving it to the female **** star.
I'll admit the quality was cr@p. but it was home made. If she'd shot it to be posted for the world to see, I'm sure she'd have done a better production.
I didn't think it was too bad. Firstly, I've always wondered what she'd look like with a **** in her mouth (Only I'd hoped it would be mine) and secondly, I've always wondered if she had a landing strip or was a shaven raven. Now I know the answer to both.
She's young, good looking with a nice pair of B00bies. I enjoyed it.
I agree with your sentiments about Keeley's skills. Frankly, I'd just be chuffed that someone that hot wanted to smoke my pole, so am not going to criticise! I thought she was enthusiastic, which is half the battle!
Besides, with a girl that hot....who gives a flying f***! Yes, I know that if one were to watch a regular ****, it's another guy who gets the girl and you're going to see his bits, par for the course! HOWEVER,in this vid, pretty much ALL you see is this blokes bits!!! Lets face it, with a stunner like Keeley in the vid, that's not what you want to see!!
The girl would have to be pretty rough for me to prefer the sight of the one eyed trouser snake to her!! I love mine to bits, but would be the first to admit that Keeley looks much nicer.....(sorry NS04 junior) 
Now, Keeleys prime assests are her bewbies, so what would you focus on if you were the camera man?? Bingo! Does he?? Nope, we - like Keeley - just get to see more ****!
We do get to see, as many on here have named it, the clam, but the lighting is very poor, and he's not even doing anything to it visibly, so it could be just a badly lit still from an OBGYN medical video.
The cunnilingus is very clumsy, even she looses patience. Trust me, when you get this right the last thing a girl will do is ask you to stop....are you with me lads???
Furthermore, thanks to the camera angle, he could be singing into her faff for all we know; we'd be none the wiser. We do however, get a fine view of his ***! Again, I'm ok with incidental shots of this, but this video is a virtual thesis on the guy's butt!! 
Still no real view of her body i.e. her USP. No one will be watching this video for her views on nuclear physics after all!
He does compliment her, which would be nice accept his voice betrays his character:
"Luke, you are a chav"
The horror! Someone else porking her would have been slightly less of a dissapointment had they at least a) done a good job b) Not sounded like a DSS reject!
Finally, we come to the bonking! At least I think that's what they're doing, I couldn't make it out. JUST PICK UP THE CAMERA AND GIVE US SOME POV man!!
Still we can determine from the footage that the bed looked nice....wonderful! 
Then he comits the ultimate crime. He stops to answer the door for room service!!
I wouldn't care if 'Eva wots her face from Desperate Housewives' AND 'Jet from the Gladiators'
were both stnding at the door naked and brandishing a Pappa Johns Meat feat pizza and garlic bread with extra.......MMmmmmmmm, pizza......Damn, where was I??? 
Anyways, the point was there is no way I'd have answered the door before concluding giving Keeley my own delivery!! 
In conclusion: **** poor vid from someone who clearly didn't deserve her!!
Ns04
P.s. Today, we learn from the Sun that the guilty 20 year old male is currently unemployed!
Well, call fecking Cilla Black, surprise, sur fecking prise!!
Honestly, why do such beautiful girls have such p*ss poor taste in men!!
Rant over!
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16 January 2007, 08:55 PM
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Just d/loaded it....., well, i've seen better.. and worse come to think of it, a couple of 'interesting pics'... not much though seeing as i've been looking for it for a whole day!!
16 January 2007, 08:57 PM
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If I might offer a brief "rebuttal" sir!!!
I agree with your sentiments about Keeley's skills. Frankly, I'd just be chuffed that someone that hot wanted to smoke my pole, so am not going to criticise! I thought she was enthusiastic, which is half the battle! Besides, with a girl that hot....who gives a flying f***!
Yes, I know that if one were to watch a regular ****, it's another guy who gets the girl and you're going to see his bits, par for the course! HOWEVER,in this vid, pretty much ALL you see is this blokes bits!!! Lets face it, with a stunner like Keeley in the vid, that's not what you want to see!! The girl would have to be pretty rough for me to prefer the sight of the one eyed trouser snake to her!! I love mine to bits, but would be the first to admit that Keeley looks much nicer.....(sorry NS04 junior)
Now, Keeleys prime assests are her bewbies, so what would you focus on if you were the camera man?? Bingo! Does he?? Nope, we - like Keeley - just get to see more ****!
We do get to see, as many on here have named it, the clam, but the lighting is very poor, and he's not even doing anything to it visibly, so it could be just a badly lit still from an OBGYN medical video.
The cunnilingus is very clumsy, even she looses patience. Trust me, when you get this right the last thing a girl will do is ask you to stop....are you with me lads??? Furthermore, thanks to the camera angle, he could be singing into her faff for all we know; we'd be none the wiser. We do however, get a fine view of his ***! Again, I'm ok with incidental shots of this, but this video is a virtual thesis on the guy's butt!!
Still no real view of her body i.e. her USP. No one will be watching this video for her views on nuclear physics after all!
He does compliment her, which would be nice accept his voice betrays his character:
"Luke, you are a chav"
The horror! Someone else porking her would have been slightly less of a dissapointment had they at least a) done a good job b) Not sounded like a DSS reject!
Finally, we come to the bonking! At least I think that's what they're doing, I couldn't make it out. JUST PICK UP THE CAMERA AND GIVE US SOME POV man!! Still we can determine from the footage that the bed looked nice....wonderful!
Then he comits the ultimate crime. He stops to answer the door for room service!!
I wouldn't care if 'Eva wots her face from Desperate Housewives' AND 'Jet from the Gladiators' were both stnding at the door naked and brandishing a Pappa Johns Meat feat pizza and garlic bread with extra.......MMmmmmmmm, pizza......Damn, where was I??? Anyways, the point was there is no way I'd have answered the door before concluding giving Keeley my own delivery!!
In conclusion: **** poor vid from someone who clearly didn't deserve her!!
Ns04
P.s. Today, we learn from the Sun that the guilty 20 year old male is currently unemployed!
Well, call fecking Cilla Black, surprise, sur fecking prise!!
Honestly, why do such beautiful girls have such p*ss poor taste in men!!
Rant over!
I agree with your sentiments about Keeley's skills. Frankly, I'd just be chuffed that someone that hot wanted to smoke my pole, so am not going to criticise! I thought she was enthusiastic, which is half the battle!
Besides, with a girl that hot....who gives a flying f***! Yes, I know that if one were to watch a regular ****, it's another guy who gets the girl and you're going to see his bits, par for the course! HOWEVER,in this vid, pretty much ALL you see is this blokes bits!!! Lets face it, with a stunner like Keeley in the vid, that's not what you want to see!!
The girl would have to be pretty rough for me to prefer the sight of the one eyed trouser snake to her!! I love mine to bits, but would be the first to admit that Keeley looks much nicer.....(sorry NS04 junior) Now, Keeleys prime assests are her bewbies, so what would you focus on if you were the camera man?? Bingo! Does he?? Nope, we - like Keeley - just get to see more ****!
We do get to see, as many on here have named it, the clam, but the lighting is very poor, and he's not even doing anything to it visibly, so it could be just a badly lit still from an OBGYN medical video.
The cunnilingus is very clumsy, even she looses patience. Trust me, when you get this right the last thing a girl will do is ask you to stop....are you with me lads???
Furthermore, thanks to the camera angle, he could be singing into her faff for all we know; we'd be none the wiser. We do however, get a fine view of his ***! Again, I'm ok with incidental shots of this, but this video is a virtual thesis on the guy's butt!! Still no real view of her body i.e. her USP. No one will be watching this video for her views on nuclear physics after all!
He does compliment her, which would be nice accept his voice betrays his character:
"Luke, you are a chav"
The horror! Someone else porking her would have been slightly less of a dissapointment had they at least a) done a good job b) Not sounded like a DSS reject!
Finally, we come to the bonking! At least I think that's what they're doing, I couldn't make it out. JUST PICK UP THE CAMERA AND GIVE US SOME POV man!!
Still we can determine from the footage that the bed looked nice....wonderful! Then he comits the ultimate crime. He stops to answer the door for room service!!
I wouldn't care if 'Eva wots her face from Desperate Housewives' AND 'Jet from the Gladiators'
were both stnding at the door naked and brandishing a Pappa Johns Meat feat pizza and garlic bread with extra.......MMmmmmmmm, pizza......Damn, where was I??? Anyways, the point was there is no way I'd have answered the door before concluding giving Keeley my own delivery!! In conclusion: **** poor vid from someone who clearly didn't deserve her!!
Ns04
P.s. Today, we learn from the Sun that the guilty 20 year old male is currently unemployed!
Well, call fecking Cilla Black, surprise, sur fecking prise!!
Honestly, why do such beautiful girls have such p*ss poor taste in men!!
Rant over!
the guy after he'd finshed went down the dole office and signed on
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17 January 2007, 12:16 AM
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chubby sally on a water bed....its like the ripples just never stop.
KH "sex tape" is soooo set up! theres no sex scene even! poor old pammy had to hire that boat and everything to boost her earnings...this slapper gives a 5 min BJ!
KH "sex tape" is soooo set up! theres no sex scene even! poor old pammy had to hire that boat and everything to boost her earnings...this slapper gives a 5 min BJ!
17 January 2007, 07:04 AM
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There is a sex scene (if you look hard enough )
There's also the young mine hiding his sausage repeatedly clearly visible in one section.
I do think people are missing the point with these videos though, it's not the quality of the content. There are loads of places *cough* so I'm told where you can get material worthy of an oscar. The whole thing with these is that they are illicit and you weren't meant to see them. It's like rubberneckers at a road crash, everybody is fundementally nosey.
I don't think this one is faked, you'd have to be bloody good to make it that bad!
)There's also the young mine hiding his sausage repeatedly clearly visible in one section.
I do think people are missing the point with these videos though, it's not the quality of the content. There are loads of places *cough* so I'm told where you can get material worthy of an oscar. The whole thing with these is that they are illicit and you weren't meant to see them. It's like rubberneckers at a road crash, everybody is fundementally nosey.
I don't think this one is faked, you'd have to be bloody good to make it that bad!
17 January 2007, 09:23 AM
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17 January 2007, 09:33 AM
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If I might offer a brief "rebuttal" sir!!!
I agree with your sentiments about Keeley's skills. Frankly, I'd just be chuffed that someone that hot wanted to smoke my pole, so am not going to criticise! I thought she was enthusiastic, which is half the battle! Besides, with a girl that hot....who gives a flying f***!
Yes, I know that if one were to watch a regular ****, it's another guy who gets the girl and you're going to see his bits, par for the course! HOWEVER,in this vid, pretty much ALL you see is this blokes bits!!! Lets face it, with a stunner like Keeley in the vid, that's not what you want to see!! The girl would have to be pretty rough for me to prefer the sight of the one eyed trouser snake to her!! I love mine to bits, but would be the first to admit that Keeley looks much nicer.....(sorry NS04 junior)
Now, Keeleys prime assests are her bewbies, so what would you focus on if you were the camera man?? Bingo! Does he?? Nope, we - like Keeley - just get to see more ****!
We do get to see, as many on here have named it, the clam, but the lighting is very poor, and he's not even doing anything to it visibly, so it could be just a badly lit still from an OBGYN medical video.
The cunnilingus is very clumsy, even she looses patience. Trust me, when you get this right the last thing a girl will do is ask you to stop....are you with me lads??? Furthermore, thanks to the camera angle, he could be singing into her faff for all we know; we'd be none the wiser. We do however, get a fine view of his ***! Again, I'm ok with incidental shots of this, but this video is a virtual thesis on the guy's butt!!
Still no real view of her body i.e. her USP. No one will be watching this video for her views on nuclear physics after all!
He does compliment her, which would be nice accept his voice betrays his character:
"Luke, you are a chav"
The horror! Someone else porking her would have been slightly less of a dissapointment had they at least a) done a good job b) Not sounded like a DSS reject!
Finally, we come to the bonking! At least I think that's what they're doing, I couldn't make it out. JUST PICK UP THE CAMERA AND GIVE US SOME POV man!! Still we can determine from the footage that the bed looked nice....wonderful!
Then he comits the ultimate crime. He stops to answer the door for room service!!
I wouldn't care if 'Eva wots her face from Desperate Housewives' AND 'Jet from the Gladiators' were both stnding at the door naked and brandishing a Pappa Johns Meat feat pizza and garlic bread with extra.......MMmmmmmmm, pizza......Damn, where was I??? Anyways, the point was there is no way I'd have answered the door before concluding giving Keeley my own delivery!!
In conclusion: **** poor vid from someone who clearly didn't deserve her!!
Ns04
P.s. Today, we learn from the Sun that the guilty 20 year old male is currently unemployed!
Well, call fecking Cilla Black, surprise, sur fecking prise!!
Honestly, why do such beautiful girls have such p*ss poor taste in men!!
Rant over!
I agree with your sentiments about Keeley's skills. Frankly, I'd just be chuffed that someone that hot wanted to smoke my pole, so am not going to criticise! I thought she was enthusiastic, which is half the battle!
Besides, with a girl that hot....who gives a flying f***! Yes, I know that if one were to watch a regular ****, it's another guy who gets the girl and you're going to see his bits, par for the course! HOWEVER,in this vid, pretty much ALL you see is this blokes bits!!! Lets face it, with a stunner like Keeley in the vid, that's not what you want to see!!
The girl would have to be pretty rough for me to prefer the sight of the one eyed trouser snake to her!! I love mine to bits, but would be the first to admit that Keeley looks much nicer.....(sorry NS04 junior) Now, Keeleys prime assests are her bewbies, so what would you focus on if you were the camera man?? Bingo! Does he?? Nope, we - like Keeley - just get to see more ****!
We do get to see, as many on here have named it, the clam, but the lighting is very poor, and he's not even doing anything to it visibly, so it could be just a badly lit still from an OBGYN medical video.
The cunnilingus is very clumsy, even she looses patience. Trust me, when you get this right the last thing a girl will do is ask you to stop....are you with me lads???
Furthermore, thanks to the camera angle, he could be singing into her faff for all we know; we'd be none the wiser. We do however, get a fine view of his ***! Again, I'm ok with incidental shots of this, but this video is a virtual thesis on the guy's butt!! Still no real view of her body i.e. her USP. No one will be watching this video for her views on nuclear physics after all!
He does compliment her, which would be nice accept his voice betrays his character:
"Luke, you are a chav"
The horror! Someone else porking her would have been slightly less of a dissapointment had they at least a) done a good job b) Not sounded like a DSS reject!
Finally, we come to the bonking! At least I think that's what they're doing, I couldn't make it out. JUST PICK UP THE CAMERA AND GIVE US SOME POV man!!
Still we can determine from the footage that the bed looked nice....wonderful! Then he comits the ultimate crime. He stops to answer the door for room service!!
I wouldn't care if 'Eva wots her face from Desperate Housewives' AND 'Jet from the Gladiators'
were both stnding at the door naked and brandishing a Pappa Johns Meat feat pizza and garlic bread with extra.......MMmmmmmmm, pizza......Damn, where was I??? Anyways, the point was there is no way I'd have answered the door before concluding giving Keeley my own delivery!! In conclusion: **** poor vid from someone who clearly didn't deserve her!!
Ns04
P.s. Today, we learn from the Sun that the guilty 20 year old male is currently unemployed!
Well, call fecking Cilla Black, surprise, sur fecking prise!!
Honestly, why do such beautiful girls have such p*ss poor taste in men!!
Rant over!
17 January 2007, 10:43 AM
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Keeley has been talking about her shock at this video surfacing:
I love this quote:
"Nicola T phoned me to say that she'd seen some stills from the video in a down market newspaper"
And what quality publication featured this comment?
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The Sun.....Hmmm, classy!
She concludes by saying
"I guess I'll just have to be more careful who I fall in love with"
Yes please, darling!!! Remember: you sleep with a dog, you wake up with fleas!!
Ns04
I love this quote:
"Nicola T phoned me to say that she'd seen some stills from the video in a down market newspaper"
And what quality publication featured this comment?
.
.
The Sun.....Hmmm, classy!
She concludes by saying
"I guess I'll just have to be more careful who I fall in love with"
Yes please, darling!!!
Remember: you sleep with a dog, you wake up with fleas!! Ns04
17 January 2007, 11:46 AM
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Not celeb vid but has anyone seen the vid of a bloke using his whole head the same way most of us use our "Old fella"?
PM for link and post comments. So funny but wasn't sure I should start a thread.
PM for link and post comments. So funny but wasn't sure I should start a thread.
17 January 2007, 12:14 PM
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Did you know the reason women have sticky out bits is because when we stood up thousands of years ago we no longer had the butt as a "Come and get it" sign.
17 January 2007, 12:15 PM
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