Keeleys stolen Private Video
15 January 2007, 02:54 PM
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Not sure mate (never used Emule). My point was that as soon as one hosting site gets it, others will get it, individuals will host it etc... and the audience grows exponentially. Once you put content out on the net, it's pretty much impossible to withdraw it completely.
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15 January 2007, 02:56 PM
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Not sure mate (never used Emule). My point was that as soon as one hosting site gets it, others will get it, individuals will host it etc... and the audience grows exponentially. Once you put content out on the net, it's pretty much impossible to withdraw it completely.
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15 January 2007, 03:25 PM
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Gentlemen,
If I might offer my services as a film critic
Opens with BJ, but she's fully clothed so all you get to see if the BFs dick (no thanks) Goes on for most of the video.
2nd half. **** poor lighting, can barely make out her body. Camera position directly behind, so all you get to see during the cunnilingus and penetration scenes is the BFs *** (no thanks, again).
Pretty mediocre sex too: one position in various orientations (none of which are properly captured by the camera). She sounds like she's putting on a show for the camera, but it's hardly hot!
No conclusion as they're interrupted by room service....I think!
I don't wish to be mean, but how the hell did he get her??? Looks and sounds like a skinnny chav to me and hardly a skilled performer in the sack. There's hope for the rest of us average joes!!!! Well, maybe not!
Verdict. Can't believe I'm going to say this, but really, this is not worth the effort. Unless you want to see her BF's (ex bf presumably) bits!!
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If I might offer my services as a film critic
Opens with BJ, but she's fully clothed so all you get to see if the BFs dick (no thanks) Goes on for most of the video.
2nd half. **** poor lighting, can barely make out her body. Camera position directly behind, so all you get to see during the cunnilingus and penetration scenes is the BFs *** (no thanks, again).
Pretty mediocre sex too: one position in various orientations (none of which are properly captured by the camera). She sounds like she's putting on a show for the camera, but it's hardly hot!
No conclusion as they're interrupted by room service....I think!
I don't wish to be mean, but how the hell did he get her??? Looks and sounds like a skinnny chav to me and hardly a skilled performer in the sack. There's hope for the rest of us average joes!!!! Well, maybe not!
Verdict. Can't believe I'm going to say this, but really, this is not worth the effort. Unless you want to see her BF's (ex bf presumably) bits!!
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15 January 2007, 04:07 PM
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Gentlemen,
If I might offer my services as a film critic
Opens with BJ, but she's fully clothed so all you get to see if the BFs dick (no thanks) Goes on for most of the video.
2nd half. **** poor lighting, can barely make out her body. Camera position directly behind, so all you get to see during the cunnilingus and penetration scenes is the BFs *** (no thanks, again).
Pretty mediocre sex too: one position in various orientations (none of which are properly captured by the camera). She sounds like she's putting on a show for the camera, but it's hardly hot!
No conclusion as they're interrupted by room service....I think!
I don't wish to be mean, but how the hell did he get her??? Looks and sounds like a skinnny chav to me and hardly a skilled performer in the sack. There's hope for the rest of us average joes!!!! Well, maybe not!
Verdict. Can't believe I'm going to say this, but really, this is not worth the effort. Unless you want to see her BF's (ex bf presumably) bits!!
Ns04
If I might offer my services as a film critic
Opens with BJ, but she's fully clothed so all you get to see if the BFs dick (no thanks) Goes on for most of the video.
2nd half. **** poor lighting, can barely make out her body. Camera position directly behind, so all you get to see during the cunnilingus and penetration scenes is the BFs *** (no thanks, again).
Pretty mediocre sex too: one position in various orientations (none of which are properly captured by the camera). She sounds like she's putting on a show for the camera, but it's hardly hot!
No conclusion as they're interrupted by room service....I think!
I don't wish to be mean, but how the hell did he get her??? Looks and sounds like a skinnny chav to me and hardly a skilled performer in the sack. There's hope for the rest of us average joes!!!! Well, maybe not!
Verdict. Can't believe I'm going to say this, but really, this is not worth the effort. Unless you want to see her BF's (ex bf presumably) bits!!
Ns04
^^^ What NS04 said
Good review actually
15 January 2007, 04:10 PM
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15 January 2007, 04:12 PM
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He might have done a better job than the BF!! Or at least he could have sorted the camera work!!! 
My reaction when I saw the second part of that video
"I can't see Keeley, this bloke's *** is in the way.......Oh, wait, there she is, there she is there she is, there she is there she is, there she is, there she is, there she is, there she is, there she is,there she is, there she is. Truly awful!!!
Also, I believe the lady asked for mayo!!!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist!!
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My reaction when I saw the second part of that video
"I can't see Keeley, this bloke's *** is in the way.......Oh, wait, there she is, there she is there she is, there she is there she is, there she is, there she is, there she is, there she is, there she is,there she is, there she is. Truly awful!!!
Also, I believe the lady asked for mayo!!!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist!!
Ns04
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15 January 2007, 05:40 PM
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Do celebrities take a special "crap at sex" course before posting their vids just to make us all feel better or are they genuinely that bad?
That is a very poor performance and as erotic as a dog having a dump.
That is a very poor performance and as erotic as a dog having a dump.
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Gentlemen,
If I might offer my services as a film critic
Opens with BJ, but she's fully clothed so all you get to see if the BFs dick (no thanks) Goes on for most of the video.
2nd half. **** poor lighting, can barely make out her body. Camera position directly behind, so all you get to see during the cunnilingus and penetration scenes is the BFs *** (no thanks, again).
Pretty mediocre sex too: one position in various orientations (none of which are properly captured by the camera). She sounds like she's putting on a show for the camera, but it's hardly hot!
No conclusion as they're interrupted by room service....I think!
I don't wish to be mean, but how the hell did he get her??? Looks and sounds like a skinnny chav to me and hardly a skilled performer in the sack. There's hope for the rest of us average joes!!!! Well, maybe not!
Verdict. Can't believe I'm going to say this, but really, this is not worth the effort. Unless you want to see her BF's (ex bf presumably) bits!!
Ns04
If I might offer my services as a film critic
Opens with BJ, but she's fully clothed so all you get to see if the BFs dick (no thanks) Goes on for most of the video.
2nd half. **** poor lighting, can barely make out her body. Camera position directly behind, so all you get to see during the cunnilingus and penetration scenes is the BFs *** (no thanks, again).
Pretty mediocre sex too: one position in various orientations (none of which are properly captured by the camera). She sounds like she's putting on a show for the camera, but it's hardly hot!
No conclusion as they're interrupted by room service....I think!
I don't wish to be mean, but how the hell did he get her??? Looks and sounds like a skinnny chav to me and hardly a skilled performer in the sack. There's hope for the rest of us average joes!!!! Well, maybe not!
Verdict. Can't believe I'm going to say this, but really, this is not worth the effort. Unless you want to see her BF's (ex bf presumably) bits!!
Ns04
15 January 2007, 06:05 PM
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I know mate, I feel your pain!!
Genuinely one of the hottest glamour models out there has a home movie pinched and you'd be forgiven for thinking there is no possible way that can be crap. However, somehow, it is!
Seriously, if I want to see chav **** and ****, I'll hang around Witherspoons at closing time.
I most certainly do NOT want to see chav **** and **** obfuscating my view of a georgeous naked woman!!
If said chav must make us all sick by hooking up with glamour model on video, it is incumbent on him to:
1) Make a half decent job of the lighting and camera work. Anyone would think he was porking a munter and was ashamed to see his handywork!!
Hello, McFly, she's used to being on camera and, in case you hadn't noticed, is STUNNING! 
2) Make a half decent job of, well, the job!!! Talk about boring sex, AND HE ANSWERS THE FECKING DOOR.....WHY?!?!?! Is a pizza really worth interrupting bonking that for you fecking excuse for a man??
I wouldn't have stopped even if the fire brigade burst in with breathing apparatus and pick axes.....well, maybe long enough to give them a thumbs up and tell them not to get in the way of my footage!!!
Rant over!!
Ns04
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