Practical Jokes - Best or Worst
13 January 2007, 12:18 AM
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Yes, he sent me some rataher descriptive texts too - neither of them have any morals! 
She does do my head in though, I am sure she stalks me
I was on the landline to a friend one morning, only about an hour or so and I had 15 bladdy missed calls off her I mean WTF!!!!????!!!! 
She's a proper freak
She does do my head in though, I am sure she stalks me
I was on the landline to a friend one morning, only about an hour or so and I had 15 bladdy missed calls off her
I mean WTF!!!!????!!!! She's a proper freak
13 January 2007, 12:19 AM
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Yes, he sent me some rataher descriptive texts too - neither of them have any morals!
She does do my head in though, I am sure she stalks me
I was on the landline to a friend one morning, only about an hour or so and I had 15 bladdy missed calls off her I mean WTF!!!!????!!!!
She's a proper freak
She does do my head in though, I am sure she stalks me
I was on the landline to a friend one morning, only about an hour or so and I had 15 bladdy missed calls off her
I mean WTF!!!!????!!!! She's a proper freak
she wubbbbbbbbs you hehe
It's the usual way
13 January 2007, 12:20 AM
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13 January 2007, 12:21 AM
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One of our managers would always help himself to a couple of somebody's crisps, without asking, when going walkabout the office.
So we got some polystyrene packing chips that can look very like a savoury snack, sprinkled with salt, then put them in an empty crisp bag.
He was chomping away for quite a while before he twigged it. Funny as ****
A couple from the legendary bike racer/commentator Steve Parrish...
You often get mints at hotel bars, receptions etc. They can look very like those disinfectant ***** found in gents' urinals. A quick rinse (not essential ) and roll them in sugar. Place in bowl of mints and wait...
In a resturant, write a very vulgar note along the lines of "I'm only a humble waiter, but I'm hung like a horse, want to **** you blue, meet me in five minutes, no knickers etc etc." The more offensive and specific the better (apparently). Ask the waiter to pass the note to the pretty partner of a couple sitting close by and have your sincere denials ready when the sparks fly!
Another good Parish legend was when he has a jumbo jet grounded. He was on an empty long-haul flight, bored, but armed with a big, black permanent marker pen. So he went around as many empty seats as possible, folded down the tray in front and wrote obscenities on them, then folded them back up. It was only discovered when the plane was refilling with passengers, or so the story goes.
Richard.
So we got some polystyrene packing chips that can look very like a savoury snack, sprinkled with salt, then put them in an empty crisp bag.
He was chomping away for quite a while before he twigged it. Funny as ****
A couple from the legendary bike racer/commentator Steve Parrish...
You often get mints at hotel bars, receptions etc. They can look very like those disinfectant ***** found in gents' urinals. A quick rinse (not essential
) and roll them in sugar. Place in bowl of mints and wait...In a resturant, write a very vulgar note along the lines of "I'm only a humble waiter, but I'm hung like a horse, want to **** you blue, meet me in five minutes, no knickers etc etc." The more offensive and specific the better (apparently). Ask the waiter to pass the note to the pretty partner of a couple sitting close by and have your sincere denials ready when the sparks fly!
Another good Parish legend was when he has a jumbo jet grounded. He was on an empty long-haul flight, bored, but armed with a big, black permanent marker pen. So he went around as many empty seats as possible, folded down the tray in front and wrote obscenities on them, then folded them back up. It was only discovered when the plane was refilling with passengers, or so the story goes.
Richard.
13 January 2007, 12:25 AM
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I actually felt a bit mean on Julian, but it's something we will never let him forget now 
I couldn't i magine ANY woman wanting him anywhere near them (I luvs ya really Jules
) She was desperate, but he was gorgeous by her standards
She is one of the scariest things you could ever see
I cant believe he managed to get a H.O The lights must have been off
She has got as much class as a typical resident of her estate, has a man within minutes of meeting him, what a classy bird
Been moaning all day that she wants respect etc She isn't going to get that after last night!
Nuff on that subject now Feeling nauseous
I couldn't i magine ANY woman wanting him anywhere near them (I luvs ya really Jules
) She was desperate, but he was gorgeous by her standards She is one of the scariest things you could ever see
I cant believe he managed to get a H.O
The lights must have been off She has got as much class as a typical resident of her estate, has a man within minutes of meeting him, what a classy bird
Been moaning all day that she wants respect etc
She isn't going to get that after last night! Nuff on that subject now
Feeling nauseous
13 January 2007, 12:38 AM
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Guy I didnt like. copied and pasted a logo and had a rubber stamp made with the logo and wording on it. Stamped his passport with it. he was going to oz the next day. Arrived at heathrow to be refused onboard because he had a American "Refuse to fly" type stamp and warning in his passport. The airline logged this and must have swapped the info with others. he realy has a hard time going anywhere. !!!!
13 January 2007, 12:41 AM
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what do people take me for ???? do i give off the imresion i would know thease things ?????
13 January 2007, 12:44 AM
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i got my dad with a good one when i was about 7. he went to buy a bag of coal in the local shop and put it in the boot, then when we got home i hid in the driver side footwell when he went to take the coal out of the boot. Everytime he closed the boot i popped it open again with the lever by the seat hahah. had him there for about a half hour tryin to figure out why it wouldnt stay closed.
13 January 2007, 09:04 AM
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Once, at college, I got my room key copied and filed the copy down to make a master.
The resultant master key was used in various practical jokes:
One night, we opened up one of the girls' blocks, removed the lightbulbs from their toilets, and cling-filmed the pans.
Another night we did a different block's toilets, this time, rubbing black shoe polish onto the seats
And the next night, a different girls' block again, this time locking all toilet doors .
We opened up another lads' block, removed all the furniture from the "messroom" area, and set it up on the grass outside, even the kettle, washing up, posters off the walls, etc.
One night, one of the lads from our block was on a "promise". When he came back to block with her, all his stuff out of his bedroom, including the bed, was in the mess area, and the mess area stuff was in his bedroom, complete with us lot all sat about.
He was so p*ssed off as he couldn't have any privacy, and to make it worse, the girl laughed at him.
Oh and lastly, no key required for this one, when it snowed one night, we made a snowman. The lads from the block next door knocked it down. When we got back from the bar, we built more snow boulders, piled them against their front door, and poured cold water over the lot. Took them about two hours to get out the next morning. BUT: there was a huge row, as a tutor reported what we had done, (not who did it), and the college got involved on fire regs Luckily, no-one got sent down.
Alcazar
The resultant master key was used in various practical jokes:
One night, we opened up one of the girls' blocks, removed the lightbulbs from their toilets, and cling-filmed the pans.
Another night we did a different block's toilets, this time, rubbing black shoe polish onto the seats
And the next night, a different girls' block again, this time locking all toilet doors .
We opened up another lads' block, removed all the furniture from the "messroom" area, and set it up on the grass outside, even the kettle, washing up, posters off the walls, etc.
One night, one of the lads from our block was on a "promise". When he came back to block with her, all his stuff out of his bedroom, including the bed, was in the mess area, and the mess area stuff was in his bedroom, complete with us lot all sat about.
He was so p*ssed off as he couldn't have any privacy, and to make it worse, the girl laughed at him.
Oh and lastly, no key required for this one, when it snowed one night, we made a snowman. The lads from the block next door knocked it down. When we got back from the bar, we built more snow boulders, piled them against their front door, and poured cold water over the lot. Took them about two hours to get out the next morning.
BUT: there was a huge row, as a tutor reported what we had done, (not who did it), and the college got involved on fire regs Luckily, no-one got sent down.Alcazar
13 January 2007, 11:55 AM
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13 January 2007, 12:14 PM
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at School we used to pour meths or petrol or such down the end urinal farthest from the drain wait a minute or so until busy then lob a match into it - Wooooooooooooooooof boy they used to scream like stuck pigs! 
Do not reccommedn doing this BTW but when you are 15 it seemed like a good idea!
Do not reccommedn doing this BTW but when you are 15 it seemed like a good idea!
13 January 2007, 12:42 PM
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do not remember ever burning anyones **** off, we only did this a few times, around 10 or so from memory, this was back in '78/79 and stopped when it was bought up in assembly and the perpertrators threatened with the Police and expulsion - well almost, we still did do it agin one more time just cause we could. and others copied!
You had to time it right and you got a wooooosh of flame out of each drain hole, leave it too long and nothing, to little time and you just got one or two of the urinals, not all of 'em. In our school bogs there where around 10-12 from memory.
The other one was setting fire to a bag of dogsh*t on someones doorstep, ringing the bell and legging it.
oh and a personal favorite.
Collecting unused crow scarers - the big **** off fireworks that go BANG (to scare crows)
planting them next to bushes in peoples gardens, lighting the slow burn fuse then retiring a short distance. Now this took perfecting and the appliance of physics to get the explosive in the right place and the charge to go in the right direction but with spectacular results if correct.
Looking back i seem to have had a pyromanical fetish.
However, never robbed anyone, stabbed anyone, took drugs, sold drugs or set out to really harm people. We used to fight, with our fists, not knives or guns or bottles. Maybe singed a few pubes and destroyed a few rose bushes mind!
We did get caught a few times by adults and a few slaps, also from our parents who found out from time to time.
You had to time it right and you got a wooooosh of flame out of each drain hole, leave it too long and nothing, to little time and you just got one or two of the urinals, not all of 'em. In our school bogs there where around 10-12 from memory.
The other one was setting fire to a bag of dogsh*t on someones doorstep, ringing the bell and legging it.
oh and a personal favorite.
Collecting unused crow scarers - the big **** off fireworks that go BANG (to scare crows)
planting them next to bushes in peoples gardens, lighting the slow burn fuse then retiring a short distance. Now this took perfecting and the appliance of physics to get the explosive in the right place and the charge to go in the right direction but with spectacular results if correct.
Looking back i seem to have had a pyromanical fetish.
However, never robbed anyone, stabbed anyone, took drugs, sold drugs or set out to really harm people. We used to fight, with our fists, not knives or guns or bottles. Maybe singed a few pubes and destroyed a few rose bushes mind!
We did get caught a few times by adults and a few slaps, also from our parents who found out from time to time.
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13 January 2007, 01:16 PM
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LOL at Paul
A variation on the petrol/urinal theme is to wait until break time when all the lady teachers go to the loo. Get a lighted banger and flush it down the pan in the gents and if you time it right there's a hell of a rumpus in the ladies very shortly after Or so I'm told.
Richard.
PS Don't recommend those agricultural banger things. Unpredictable little buggers. Nearly blew my feckin hand off
A variation on the petrol/urinal theme is to wait until break time when all the lady teachers go to the loo. Get a lighted banger and flush it down the pan in the gents and if you time it right there's a hell of a rumpus in the ladies very shortly after
Or so I'm told.Richard.
PS Don't recommend those agricultural banger things. Unpredictable little buggers. Nearly blew my feckin hand off