...people who "work out" being legendary for possessing massive tadgers of course...

 

Popeye - go back to your lovely Olive Oil

Didn't say I had a big Todger - just that those who like gold wheels are a little feminine and their todger has probably retreated due to the female hormones running through them see??

Simple really - even for those with gold wheels

Keep it going - whats the maximum replies to a thread?? lets go for it

Witty comments only accepted from now on!!

pete

 

Witty comments only????

I dont think having Speedline Safari Gold wheels has put me more in touch with my feminine side, not noticed any Todger shrinkage.

I suspect Pete hasn't noticed any Todger shrinkage with his wheels because at 20 stone he's probably not seen it for years.

Lee

 

Nice one logic !!!!!

sweetie

ha ha

Pete

 

Stan's SR500s look really good. Have look at David Brown's post in the 'Wheels' section if you want to see some pictures.

Chris

Edited 'cause I just reread Pete's requests for 'witty posts' - Sorry completely failed

[This message has been edited by Chris L (edited 07 November 2000).]

 

"Big" pslewis: You completely missed the point of my last post. Doesn't suprise me giving the gibbering drivel you've inflicted upon this thread so far. You're also making the rather rash assumption that you've managed to post anything "witty". I beg to differ. In deference to the administrators of this BBS, and anyone unfortunate enough to have been subjected to your puerile rantings, I am loathe to, as you so eloquently put it, "keep it going". However, may I enquire as to the exact specification of the modifications made to your vehicle's suspension, which presumably prevent it from collapsing in a large, sorry heap when you manoeuvre your vast, waste-of-atoms frame into the drivers seat?

 

I have to say I'm a "silver" man myself. Not that I would go as far as to say that gold wheels are tasteless - they're at least as tasteful as fluffy dice and fake fur on the dashboard!!

Pete

 

yes but a Rover 200 with gold wheels is not
a cousine of a fire-breathing rally monster is it!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by pslewis:
<B>The Gold Wheel Lament..............

Gold is cool .... The dealer said
Paid good money ... Whats in my head??
On the road ... I look such a dick ...
It says - Look at me I've a tiny Pr**K !!

such honesty about the size of your plug
screwdriver is admirable :O)

PSLewis ... he's the man ...
Silver wheels ... No1 fan ...
Looks so great ... people drool ...
can't beat him ... he's no-ones fool !!

silver wheels ... nice but done to death,
even your 17 year old gimp with his nova
gets a can of silver spray with his yts
money :O)

Pete [/quote]

 

Popeye: You appear to have no interests! Exceptyour love of gold wheels and your penile insecurities

Phil

 

Philip: On the contrary. I'm very interested in rubbishing amateur flame merchants who are clearly out of their depth! Besides, I live in hope that one of you anti-gold wheel boys will eventually be able to post something remotely amusing. You can do it lads! Perhaps you should meet up at the gym and discuss it during a mutual oiling session eh?

 

Popeye: With a name like yours it would suggest that you spend a lot of time in the gym too. Or have you just the one rather large bicep?!

Phil

 

Philip: If memory serves me correctly, I believe "popeye" got his strength from eating spinach. Oh dear. 2 out of 10. Come on son, you can do better than this! Mind you, the one-liner about "one large bicep" shows signs of promise. Perhaps gym-freaks as gurus of style and taste isn't such a bizzare concept after all! Then again, perhaps it is.

 

Popeye: I have to say I am rather pleased that you don't frequent my gym, as any guy dressed as a sailor with an anchor* tattoo on his arm would not be welcome!

Phil
(*please forgive my spelling mistake)

 

Popeye: I have to say I am glad I do not live in your neck of the woods, as going on a 'cruise' with you would bring allsorts of nasty thoughts. Urrgghh.

May i suggest you visit

 

To Quote Spandau Ballet ....... "G O L D"

Disclaimer, Before anyone say's it, and risks a flaming, I have Zero knowledge of any other Spandau songs! You know that much is True.

 

Hi,

I'll try not to enter muppet status on my first post.

Has anyone tried other colors? Wheels that are color matched to the car are very late 80's, but I'm thinking white or black.

 

I've got a dbm my99 gold is ok but subaru/gold wheels is expected... normal alloys.....normal.....

Pumped for a bluey graphite khan RSR think they look great clean and not so tarnished (as alloys do) dirty after a good clean the blue comes up great.....

 

Philip: Now I'm REALLY dissapointed in you! Putting "popeye" into web search engines in the hope of finding some ammo, not finding anything worthwhile at all and still deciding to post it anyway is VERY poor! You could be expelled from flame school for that offence! 2 consecutive boring posts is another black mark! And you attend "cruises"! Waaargghhhh!!! Gyms, cruises...oh dear! Heh! heh!

I shall now (thankfully) cease posting to this thread. Could you send me a picture of your head? I'd like to get a model of it made, so I can nail it to a plaque and mount it on the wall above my fireplace, next to that of "pslewis", "6SSK" and "JasonM".

Cheers.

 

It's been fun 'sailor'!

Phil

 

Intersting that NO ONE has put a picture of silver wheels on this thread yet

David

[This message has been edited by Shark (edited 08 November 2000).]

 

Can we all contibute a little each to treat Popeye to a trip out - he DESPERATELY needs to get out more

Pete

 

nail in the coffin for all you anti-golds...

 

see...gold + subaru (+ prodrive) ... just works doesn't it :O)



[This message has been edited by mattski (edited 09 November 2000).]

 

NOW SOMEONE IS ASKING ELSEWHERE WHETHER GOLD WHEELS CAN COME ON A P1 - OH MY GOD TELL ME THIS ISNT HAPPENING!!!!! HAS THE WORLD GONE STARK RAVING BONKERS???? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO A MILLION TIMES NO !!! THEY LOOK TOTALLY CR*P NORMALLY BUT TO WASTE THEM ON A P1?? KILL ME QUICK!!

Pete

 

kill you quick...if you insist ;o)

if you want to see a *FAB* looking P1 with
gold wheels check out the gallery section
of my website...

 

Been - looked - thrown up .... you are 'aving a larf aren't you????

You CANNOT seriously think they look better than Anthracite????????? surely to god??

Do you realise how '90's they look?? they were NOT cool then either - just more acceptable because the car was quirky !! BUT people now know better

You will look back in a few years at the photos and say, ' what a dick I was!! ' - guarantee it!!

When I was a kiddy in the 70's I customised a Cortina Mk2 - I thought it looked soooooo smart - I really did - just like you over your golds .... but looking back now being a 'grown up' it was AWFUL !!!!

AND SO ARE GOLD WHEELS!!

Is this 85 now?? what is the record for replies?

Pete

 

the fact you owned a cortina says it all !

was it a jacked-up Mk2 with red lights
underneath it? hehe

 

Yes it was !!!!!!

The equivelent today is a Scooby with Gold wheels underneath

pete

 

As a newbie I come in peace. In my naivity I thought all scoobies looked GREAT!! Regardless of colour or wheels. Although round wheels do look best. LOL.
Regards LEO