Polish birds are great at handjobs.

 

Yep, get all that.

Looks like not bad value then

 

sounds like a typical full valet if there shampooing seats and stuff

 

I think we should let more immigrants in.

One of the problems with our "multicultural society" is that some of our previous immigrants that settled, had children and created a whole nation within a nation, with their own seperate culture and beleifs.

Now we close the boarders and allow them to take a foothold. Then next thing you know is shouts for Sharia law to be implemented in the UK

There is no solution to this problem other than to let other immigrants in to dilute their culture as much as ours (whats left, that is). So the more polish, Hungarians and Romanians, the better imo

Meanwhile, I'll be living in Canada (hell, I may take a Polish woman with me too )

 

Ali if you wish to play 'Devil's advocate' sort out the spelling man!

 

vewy sowwy sir. Im still leanning Engrish, now if I could write in Punjabi like the social services allow me to do with the child benefit forms then it wouldn't be an issue .

Nah, I'm just joshing you, I really am a lazy English git, I mean stone me tiddlers me ol china, if wanted to spell like the Queen (Gorr bless 'er), I'd be using cotton napkins for bog roll instead of tracing paper

 

I didn't think you could buy Izal bog roll any more.

 

Nothing comes close at smearing sh*te

Bump it into google and your guaranteed to get a personal light humoured review of the stuff:

Izal Toilet Paper - Review - Taking a gamble on craps......

 

Memories I had buried twenty five years ago have come flooding back!