My 1st date - any pointers?
13 October 2006, 04:31 PM
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not 2000TLondon, my ****ty 1966 Triumph 2000.
13 October 2006, 05:48 PM
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If its the purple abortion Ive seen driving around Doncaster; then you might be better with an All-Day-Saver.....
13 October 2006, 06:21 PM
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If its the purple abortion Ive seen driving around Doncaster; then you might be better with an All-Day-Saver.....
haha
13 October 2006, 06:21 PM
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14 October 2006, 02:35 AM
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A gentleman never FISTS on a first date, follow this and you will be fine.
14 October 2006, 03:29 AM
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Women are evil trust me stay well away. No sooner will you get ur end away than you will have wished you kept it in your pants. She will either be pregnant, have an sti or be screwing your mate behind your back.
14 October 2006, 04:13 AM
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A gentleman never FISTS on a first date, follow this and you will be fine.
14 October 2006, 05:01 AM
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Don't use the shocker, and indeed, the spocker on the first date.
14 October 2006, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Women are evil trust me stay well away. No sooner will you get ur end away than you will have wished you kept it in your pants. She will either be pregnant, have an sti or be screwing your mate behind your back.
but i need to get my end away
am up to me back teeth in fluids here!
14 October 2006, 10:41 AM
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am up to me back teeth in fluids here!
KOT, you managed to say that without even moving your lips
14 October 2006, 10:55 AM
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NEVER go out with a loaded gun!
14 October 2006, 12:19 PM
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KOT, you managed to say that without even moving your lips
look what crawled outta the public toilets
14 October 2006, 06:45 PM
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hey hey hey
14 October 2006, 06:48 PM
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Washed round the rim?...CHECK!
Rubbers thrown in the bin?...CHECK! ( you never get a **** when you have them
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Recent oil change?....CHECK!
good luck!
14 October 2006, 06:49 PM
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14 October 2006, 06:51 PM
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ps...
don't steam in straight away with your gob.....play it coolio for 5 and see how the land lies...
Then formulate your assault
14 October 2006, 09:58 PM
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14 October 2006, 10:20 PM
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I hope he *****
And does not FIST
14 October 2006, 10:22 PM
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I hope he *****
Would we ever hear the end of it?
Good luck to the fella all the same.
14 October 2006, 11:59 PM
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15 October 2006, 01:25 AM
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sorry, no pics. was a good night though. went to this place called boardwalk cos old orleans had a wait of 45mins. beer was ok, food was ok.
15 October 2006, 01:38 AM
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gonna be seein her again?
15 October 2006, 01:43 AM
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looks most probable.
15 October 2006, 01:47 AM
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15 October 2006, 09:08 AM
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Well done dude.
Keep us informed how you get on
15 October 2006, 09:26 AM
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This thread has given me a warm feeling inside.
15 October 2006, 10:00 AM
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This thread has given me a warm feeling inside.
But did she get one.......
Well done PG, just dont show her this thread.
15 October 2006, 06:58 PM
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Nice one, can't wait for round 2
15 October 2006, 07:08 PM
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poor guy!
15 October 2006, 07:13 PM
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Now you have broken the ice, Its time to BREAK the headboard!
13 October 2006, 04:31 PM
am up to me back teeth in fluids here!
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