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Old 25 September 2006, 07:27 PM
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Worked with someone last year called Lee King-Lake!!!!
Old 25 September 2006, 07:46 PM
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Used to work with a poor unfortunate called Bubbles.
Did ya blow him

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cleaner at my work brought her grandchildren in during summer hols she said "would you like to see my jack and danny?"
Old 25 September 2006, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by firesorter
cleaner at my work brought her grandchildren in during summer hols she said "would you like to see my jack and danny?"
Old 25 September 2006, 08:01 PM
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Brother and Sister
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And that is gospel, i don t know them personally, but my ex does.
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a lot of people in the US have the surname Fuchs which is indeed pronounced as f*cks, not good
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What a load of *****
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Originally Posted by Bat-Fink
What a load of *****
What were Mr&Mrs Fink thinking when they called you Bat? Surely they must have known?
Old 02 October 2006, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Vapid
What were Mr&Mrs Fink thinking when they called you Bat? Surely they must have known?
My real names Daniel.

I know someone called Curtis and that's not a 'chav' name

Part of the reason I don't come on here is that it winds me up.

Full of stuck up and blinkered people.
Old 02 October 2006, 04:09 PM
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Old 02 October 2006, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
And I thought your wings were like a shield of steel
They are
Old 02 October 2006, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bat-Fink
My real names Daniel.

I know someone called Curtis and that's not a 'chav' name

Part of the reason I don't come on here is that it winds me up.

Full of stuck up and blinkered people.
Curtis is a name that's popular with 'chavs', it's a fact.

I'm not stuck up either, I just can't understand why a parent would cripple their children with crap names when they are supposed to love and care for them.
Old 02 October 2006, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Vapid
Curtis is a name that's popular with 'chavs', it's a fact.

I'm not stuck up either, I just can't understand why a parent would cripple their children with crap names when they are supposed to love and care for them.
Fact based upon what?

Your blinkered attitude towards people who live in slightly less nice areas then you?

People who don't earn as much as you?

People who aren't as 'good as you'?

The whole 'chav' thing is ****!

It is used by stuck up/blinkerd people who believe anyone who earns under 20k a year and drive a car over five yeards old is one.

We are all the same thing at the end of the day.
Old 02 October 2006, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bat-Fink
Fact based upon what?

Your blinkered attitude towards people who live in slightly less nice areas then you?

People who don't earn as much as you?

People who aren't as 'good as you'?

The whole 'chav' thing is ****!

It is used by stuck up/blinkerd people who believe anyone who earns under 20k a year and drive a car over five yeards old is one.

We are all the same thing at the end of the day.
You are misunderstanding what a 'chav' is. It has nothing to do with money whatsoever. There are plenty of stinking scumbag chavs (thinking the stereotypical X5 driver for example) with what you'd consider to be money just as there are those with nothing.
Old 02 October 2006, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Vapid
You are misunderstanding what a 'chav' is. It has nothing to do with money whatsoever. There are plenty of stinking scumbag chavs (thinking the stereotypical X5 driver for example) with what you'd consider to be money just as there are those with nothing.
You only read that line and ignored the rest then.

I like X5's FWIW.

Sure there are some scummy people out there no doubt.

But calling everything left right and centre 'chav' is just bollocks really.
Old 02 October 2006, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Bat-Fink
You only read that line and ignored the rest then.

I like X5's FWIW.

Sure there are some scummy people out there no doubt.

But calling everything left right and centre 'chav' is just bollocks really.
Agreed calling everything 'chav' is bollocks. However someone calling their child 'Curtis' is most probably one.
Perhaps you prefer the term 'scumbag' or 'toerag'?
Old 02 October 2006, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Vapid
Agreed calling everything 'chav' is bollocks. However someone calling their child 'Curtis' is most probably one.
Perhaps you prefer the term 'scumbag' or 'toerag'?
See blinkered-ness again.

All Curtis's are sons of 'chavs'

I prefer Pikey for certain people.

I don't go around tho callin' everything left right and centre like most people here.
Old 02 October 2006, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Iwan
Mum mum's a teacher and when she was teaching for a year at a pikey chavscum area school. some of the kids had ridiculous names. There were two brothers called "Kaz" and "Zak", because their parents "thought it would be funny".

Call me a traditionalist but IMO you can't go wrong with either saints names or kings/queens names, english ones if you're english. Charles, George, Elizabeth, Andrew, John etc. Btw I'm not named after one of these names, I have no idea where my parents got my ***** name from.
If they had athird they should call it "STAN"

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Old 02 October 2006, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Iwan

Call me a traditionalist but IMO you can't go wrong with either saints names or kings/queens names, english ones if you're english. Charles, George, Elizabeth, Andrew, John etc. Btw I'm not named after one of these names, I have no idea where my parents got my ***** name from.
Bet you're over 30?
Old 02 October 2006, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Bat-Fink
The whole 'chav' thing is ****!
What a load of crap!

I've been victimised by chavs my entire life! I hate them, they all need shot! You are right in saying that the word chav is to widely used but there are a lot of people out there that deserve it!

There are good people that have been trapped in bad areas that don't earn much but there are still some good people. Chavs victimised with there blinkers people with more money than them. I know plenty of people with A LOT more money than me that live in better areas but I don't hate them for it.

I hate it when people say that chav's need a chance, they don't! Get over it. Talk to someone on the front line that has to deal with chavs and they'll all tell you that they're a waste of space.


Get over yourself, chav's are the scum of the earth who are eroding at the good of society. Yes there are other dick heads out there who need to **** of to but they tend to keep themselves to themselves

Do you own a scoob? What to know why your premiums are so high? Want to know why I at 19 can't get insured on one?

Yep, your right, CHAVS!

hmmmmm, he looks nice!


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Old 02 October 2006, 05:19 PM
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Oh my god! I know I shouldn’t but this one is just too comedy! HA HA HA!

Old 02 October 2006, 05:21 PM
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Bloody hell talk about only quoting one part and writing a speach on it.

I hate the word chav cos of how people use it left right and centre.

My point is not **** what you said echoed some of what I said.

BUT!!!!

You used the word 'chav' left right and centre and that is what annoys me.
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Originally Posted by hojkoff
Oh my god! I know I shouldn’t but this one is just too comedy! HA HA HA!

Typical scoobynet drag a post down.
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See, all chavs are gay!



Mate, the word chav is so widly used becasue there are so many of them!
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Originally Posted by Bat-Fink
Typical scoobynet drag a post down.
Oh it's hit an all new low now!

HA HA!
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Originally Posted by Bat-Fink
Bet you're over 30?
Age has nothing to do with it, I was 19 when my son was born, he was named "Charles", leaving him to choose "Charles" or "Charlie".

If I were ever to have a daughter I would name her "Elizabeth"
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I,ve got a friend who named her daughter Kelly. Her surname is Kelly
So hello Kelly Kelly. Now thats what you call cruel parents.


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