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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 07:34 PM
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Go to a builders yard, pay cash for several tonnes of sand and ask to get it delivered on the (his) driveway (while he is at work obviously)
That should keep him busy for a while.
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 07:40 PM
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he works from home, most dealers do
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 07:41 PM
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have you tried complaining to your local council?
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 07:43 PM
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if he was driving a 40k T25, he would be in a nice detached house so the noise was not so bad

my block of apartments share a wall with another block (think of a large L shape from above) and with some clampits moving in to the other block (there on 3rd floor and i am on the bottom floor) when they blast there music, i can ****en hear it in my living room there not even in my block, god knows how the people that live next to them, under them etc etc feel about it all

i really do feel sorry for them

same kind of thing, all night partys, bloke runs a car and bike but does not appear to work, does lots of little 10/15min errands all day long on either car or bike, lets be honest, the **** is delivering drugs and we all know it.

it does not effect me, i can sleep fine as its turned down enough so it wont bother me at night, but i know it is to loud for the surrounding apartments.

i woke up one sat morning, walked out the communal door for our block at 7.45 and saw 2 scummy chav birds hanging over the balcony ****ed on drugs waving at me with the music still on, blatant all nighter in progress.

cant see it being long before there kicked out TBH.
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 07:47 PM
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if he was driving a 40k T25, he would be in a nice detached house so the noise was not so bad
But surley person who owns a damn fine Scoob such as yourself who also owns his own business would be living in a nice detached property too
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Brun
But surley person who owns a damn fine Scoob such as yourself who also owns his own business would be living in a nice detached property too
i drive a rickety old 97wrx

i am 2 years into my 5 year plan to turn the, what was a drastically failing business around, this year i am 42% up on last year
i am also supporting the G/F while she goes into medical school, she is not contributing to any bills at the moment while she sorts her open university course out
in 3 years time i will have a nice house and something a little nicer then a clanky old WRX.

you can bet your sorry noisy *** on that

FWIW the apartments are actually dam nice and over looking an marina, so not quite the ****hole you would imagine either

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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 08:10 PM
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Good luck man
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 08:14 PM
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i make my own luck

but thanks anyway
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
i make my own luck

but thanks anyway

Luck is for the ill prepared
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 08:27 PM
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yup

3/4 years back somebody was running my site, working a few hours per day and creaming 60k year from the place take home pay for himself.

and i want a slice of that pie

2/3 hours per day for 60k would enable me to start another one alongside it
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
yup

3/4 years back somebody was running my site, working a few hours per day and creaming 60k year from the place take home pay for himself.

and i want a slice of that pie

2/3 hours per day for 60k would enable me to start another one alongside it

What the mind can perceive the body can achieve. Hope it works out.
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 12:34 AM
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i have suffered criminal damage for 5 yrs now to my vehicles

i know who it is and have confronted him but no to avail...even have hidden cameras...the car is in the garage now where he cant get at it

when i leave the area revenge will be sweet...police dont give a ****...besides he is about 60...if i knock the **** out of him then it will be jail

every few months the mother fukcer will get a tyre done....i will be arriving at the dead of night with a balaclava on and will be stabbing the outer wall of one of his tyres

he has caused around 2-4 grands worth of damage..he drives a piece of crap so 50 pound a tyre

that mother will be losing a tyre every few months for the rest of his stinking life

Lord SHrek......call me a fukin good m8 of tony martin
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
i have suffered criminal damage for 5 yrs now to my vehicles

i know who it is and have confronted him but no to avail...even have hidden cameras...the car is in the garage now where he cant get at it

when i leave the area revenge will be sweet...police dont give a ****...besides he is about 60...if i knock the **** out of him then it will be jail

every few months the mother fukcer will get a tyre done....i will be arriving at the dead of night with a balaclava on and will be stabbing the outer wall of one of his tyres

he has caused around 2-4 grands worth of damage..he drives a piece of crap so 50 pound a tyre

that mother will be losing a tyre every few months for the rest of his stinking life

Lord SHrek......call me a fukin good m8 of tony martin
why is he doing this?
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Toonloon
.................... He has no job and I have my suspicions he is on the fiddle either claiming benefits or doing drugs that sort of thing... In fact he must be as he often stays up all night partying with friends and goes out in the morning!
Try this:-

Benefit Fraud Hotline

https://secure.dwp.gov.uk/benefitfraud/

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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 09:15 AM
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You need a Noisy Neighbour Revenge CD

You could put it on very loudly, on repeat and then go out/away on holiday/move out
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 09:17 AM
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^^^ Just bought it..............
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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Try smearing banana all over his car, especially the windows. When it dries it is apparently very difficult to get off...
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Fill a paper bag with dog **** - put it on his doorstep and set fire to the bag - ring door bell - he will open door and see the burning bag stamping it out with his foot

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Old ones are the best, eh Pete!!

Agree with Brun, don't reduce yourelf to his level with acts of criminal damage. There are better and perfectly legal ways of dealing with Scum.

1) Get on to the council- ask for the noise pollution folks. If he's renting and doesn't comply with them, they can -and will- have him kicked out.

2) If you suspect he's cheating benefits, get onto the relevant agencies and give them a tip off; they'll always be grateful for leads.

3) Take advantage of free offers in newspapers (you know the kind that will result in junkmail galore) and send them to his address Ditto with telemarketing folks.

Just some examples there :-)

Non are a substitute for a good talking too though! Often disputes escalate when the right words would have sorted them out without any aggro!

Ns04

Alternatively, if you're not the intimidating type: get a mate who is: lets say 6 foot 5, built like the proverbial brick WC to go around there and have a word. Nothing threatening, just say that he's moved in with you, works unsociable hours and will be MOST displeased if he's kept up by loud music! That should do it!

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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 10:25 AM
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Does he have an outside electric meter-box?

If so, wait for him to be in bed/out. Pull out his main fuse (need some wire cutters to break the seal), drill a hole in the top of the door, close it and fill it up with expanding foam. Should keep things quiet for a while
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 10:25 AM
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Catch a RAT dunk it in a bucket of petrol, set the ****** on fire and shove it through his letter box (may need gloves). It will charge around setting fire to things till he gets it.

If you did not live in a flat you could have put the FIRE RAT down this skums chimmeny.
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 11:20 AM
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Get some Cannabis seeds, creep into his garden & plent them

Then, ring the police & claim he's growing his own stash

Buy a load of E's & hide them somewhere (his house, through the letterbox or garden) worth the expense, then call the drug squad.........
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 11:33 AM
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Someone once said to do his GF or mrs over, if not rent the property to some people from war torn countries, they handle the situation for you...
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 11:39 AM
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Behead all neighbours!
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 02:53 PM
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Go to a builders yard, pay cash for several tonnes of sand and ask to get it delivered on the (his) driveway (while he is at work obviously)
That should keep him busy for a while.

For sand ...read Manure...the really, really stinky stuff.
Yve
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 03:27 PM
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get his house raided you muppet.

and get the government to investigate his taxes/benifits.

easy revenge
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
Try smearing banana all over his car, especially the windows. When it dries it is apparently very difficult to get off...
smearing banana`s is a bit extreme
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
smearing banana`s is a bit extreme
LOL. People talk about beheading, putting rats in flames through the letter box and dumping manure, and you think a bit of banana is extreme. It is a pig to get off, but at least nobody (nor a small creature) dies...
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
LOL. People talk about beheading, putting rats in flames through the letter box and dumping manure, and you think a bit of banana is extreme. It is a pig to get off, but at least nobody dies...
Unlesss he's allergic!!!

Speaking of which...
You could just pour KP dry roasted nuts through his letter box and hope for the best!!!
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
i make my own luck

but thanks anyway




you may find once you've moved you don't look back and just get on with things, if not do every suggestion and let us know which one worked the best
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 06:54 PM
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quick drying expanding foam through the grill of his car. Say no more.
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