Ways to get revenge on a neighbour....
17 September 2006, 07:34 PM
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Go to a builders yard, pay cash for several tonnes of sand and ask to get it delivered on the (his) driveway (while he is at work obviously)
That should keep him busy for a while.
That should keep him busy for a while.
17 September 2006, 07:43 PM
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if he was driving a 40k T25, he would be in a nice detached house so the noise was not so bad 
my block of apartments share a wall with another block (think of a large L shape from above) and with some clampits moving in to the other block (there on 3rd floor and i am on the bottom floor) when they blast there music, i can ****en hear it in my living room
there not even in my block, god knows how the people that live next to them, under them etc etc feel about it all
i really do feel sorry for them
same kind of thing, all night partys, bloke runs a car and bike but does not appear to work, does lots of little 10/15min errands all day long on either car or bike, lets be honest, the **** is delivering drugs and we all know it.
it does not effect me, i can sleep fine as its turned down enough so it wont bother me at night, but i know it is to loud for the surrounding apartments.
i woke up one sat morning, walked out the communal door for our block at 7.45 and saw 2 scummy chav birds hanging over the balcony ****ed on drugs waving at me with the music still on, blatant all nighter in progress.
cant see it being long before there kicked out TBH.
my block of apartments share a wall with another block (think of a large L shape from above) and with some clampits moving in to the other block (there on 3rd floor and i am on the bottom floor) when they blast there music, i can ****en hear it in my living room
there not even in my block, god knows how the people that live next to them, under them etc etc feel about it all i really do feel sorry for them
same kind of thing, all night partys, bloke runs a car and bike but does not appear to work, does lots of little 10/15min errands all day long on either car or bike, lets be honest, the **** is delivering drugs and we all know it.
it does not effect me, i can sleep fine as its turned down enough so it wont bother me at night, but i know it is to loud for the surrounding apartments.
i woke up one sat morning, walked out the communal door for our block at 7.45 and saw 2 scummy chav birds hanging over the balcony ****ed on drugs waving at me with the music still on, blatant all nighter in progress.
cant see it being long before there kicked out TBH.
17 September 2006, 07:47 PM
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if he was driving a 40k T25, he would be in a nice detached house so the noise was not so bad
17 September 2006, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Brun
But surley person who owns a damn fine Scoob such as yourself who also owns his own business would be living in a nice detached property too
i am 2 years into my 5 year plan to turn the, what was a drastically failing business around, this year i am 42% up on last year
i am also supporting the G/F while she goes into medical school, she is not contributing to any bills at the moment while she sorts her open university course out
in 3 years time i will have a nice house and something a little nicer then a clanky old WRX.
you can bet your sorry noisy *** on that
FWIW the apartments are actually dam nice and over looking an marina, so not quite the ****hole you would imagine either
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17 September 2006, 08:27 PM
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yup
3/4 years back somebody was running my site, working a few hours per day and creaming 60k year from the place take home pay for himself.
and i want a slice of that pie
2/3 hours per day for 60k would enable me to start another one alongside it
3/4 years back somebody was running my site, working a few hours per day and creaming 60k year from the place take home pay for himself.
and i want a slice of that pie
2/3 hours per day for 60k would enable me to start another one alongside it
17 September 2006, 08:41 PM
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yup
3/4 years back somebody was running my site, working a few hours per day and creaming 60k year from the place take home pay for himself.
and i want a slice of that pie
2/3 hours per day for 60k would enable me to start another one alongside it
3/4 years back somebody was running my site, working a few hours per day and creaming 60k year from the place take home pay for himself.
and i want a slice of that pie
2/3 hours per day for 60k would enable me to start another one alongside it
What the mind can perceive the body can achieve. Hope it works out.
18 September 2006, 12:34 AM
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i have suffered criminal damage for 5 yrs now to my vehicles
i know who it is and have confronted him but no to avail...even have hidden cameras...the car is in the garage now where he cant get at it
when i leave the area revenge will be sweet...police dont give a ****...besides he is about 60...if i knock the **** out of him then it will be jail
every few months the mother fukcer will get a tyre done....i will be arriving at the dead of night with a balaclava on and will be stabbing the outer wall of one of his tyres
he has caused around 2-4 grands worth of damage..he drives a piece of crap so 50 pound a tyre
that mother will be losing a tyre every few months for the rest of his stinking life
Lord SHrek......call me a fukin good m8 of tony martin
i know who it is and have confronted him but no to avail...even have hidden cameras...the car is in the garage now where he cant get at it
when i leave the area revenge will be sweet...police dont give a ****...besides he is about 60...if i knock the **** out of him then it will be jail
every few months the mother fukcer will get a tyre done....i will be arriving at the dead of night with a balaclava on and will be stabbing the outer wall of one of his tyres
he has caused around 2-4 grands worth of damage..he drives a piece of crap so 50 pound a tyre
that mother will be losing a tyre every few months for the rest of his stinking life
Lord SHrek......call me a fukin good m8 of tony martin
18 September 2006, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
i have suffered criminal damage for 5 yrs now to my vehicles
i know who it is and have confronted him but no to avail...even have hidden cameras...the car is in the garage now where he cant get at it
when i leave the area revenge will be sweet...police dont give a ****...besides he is about 60...if i knock the **** out of him then it will be jail
every few months the mother fukcer will get a tyre done....i will be arriving at the dead of night with a balaclava on and will be stabbing the outer wall of one of his tyres
he has caused around 2-4 grands worth of damage..he drives a piece of crap so 50 pound a tyre
that mother will be losing a tyre every few months for the rest of his stinking life
Lord SHrek......call me a fukin good m8 of tony martin
i know who it is and have confronted him but no to avail...even have hidden cameras...the car is in the garage now where he cant get at it
when i leave the area revenge will be sweet...police dont give a ****...besides he is about 60...if i knock the **** out of him then it will be jail
every few months the mother fukcer will get a tyre done....i will be arriving at the dead of night with a balaclava on and will be stabbing the outer wall of one of his tyres
he has caused around 2-4 grands worth of damage..he drives a piece of crap so 50 pound a tyre
that mother will be losing a tyre every few months for the rest of his stinking life
Lord SHrek......call me a fukin good m8 of tony martin
18 September 2006, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Toonloon
.................... He has no job and I have my suspicions he is on the fiddle either claiming benefits or doing drugs that sort of thing... In fact he must be as he often stays up all night partying with friends and goes out in the morning!
Benefit Fraud Hotline
https://secure.dwp.gov.uk/benefitfraud/
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18 September 2006, 09:15 AM
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You need a Noisy Neighbour Revenge CD
You could put it on very loudly, on repeat and then go out/away on holiday/move out
You could put it on very loudly, on repeat and then go out/away on holiday/move out
18 September 2006, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Fill a paper bag with dog **** - put it on his doorstep and set fire to the bag - ring door bell - he will open door and see the burning bag stamping it out with his foot
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Agree with Brun, don't reduce yourelf to his level with acts of criminal damage. There are better and perfectly legal ways of dealing with Scum.
1) Get on to the council- ask for the noise pollution folks. If he's renting and doesn't comply with them, they can -and will- have him kicked out.
2) If you suspect he's cheating benefits, get onto the relevant agencies and give them a tip off; they'll always be grateful for leads.
3) Take advantage of free offers in newspapers (you know the kind that will result in junkmail galore) and send them to his address Ditto with telemarketing folks.
Just some examples there :-)
Non are a substitute for a good talking too though! Often disputes escalate when the right words would have sorted them out without any aggro!
Ns04
Alternatively, if you're not the intimidating type: get a mate who is: lets say 6 foot 5, built like the proverbial brick WC to go around there and have a word. Nothing threatening, just say that he's moved in with you, works unsociable hours and will be MOST displeased if he's kept up by loud music! That should do it!
18 September 2006, 10:25 AM
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Does he have an outside electric meter-box?
If so, wait for him to be in bed/out. Pull out his main fuse (need some wire cutters to break the seal), drill a hole in the top of the door, close it and fill it up with expanding foam. Should keep things quiet for a while
If so, wait for him to be in bed/out. Pull out his main fuse (need some wire cutters to break the seal), drill a hole in the top of the door, close it and fill it up with expanding foam. Should keep things quiet for a while
18 September 2006, 10:25 AM
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Catch a RAT dunk it in a bucket of petrol, set the ****** on fire and shove it through his letter box (may need gloves). It will charge around setting fire to things till he gets it.
If you did not live in a flat you could have put the FIRE RAT down this skums chimmeny.
If you did not live in a flat you could have put the FIRE RAT down this skums chimmeny.
18 September 2006, 11:20 AM
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Get some Cannabis seeds, creep into his garden & plent them
Then, ring the police & claim he's growing his own stash
Buy a load of E's & hide them somewhere (his house, through the letterbox or garden) worth the expense, then call the drug squad.........
Then, ring the police & claim he's growing his own stash
Buy a load of E's & hide them somewhere (his house, through the letterbox or garden) worth the expense, then call the drug squad.........
18 September 2006, 02:53 PM
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Go to a builders yard, pay cash for several tonnes of sand and ask to get it delivered on the (his) driveway (while he is at work obviously)
That should keep him busy for a while.
That should keep him busy for a while.
For sand ...read Manure...the really, really stinky stuff.
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18 September 2006, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
Try smearing banana all over his car, especially the windows. When it dries it is apparently very difficult to get off...
18 September 2006, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
smearing banana`s is a bit extreme
18 September 2006, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
LOL. People talk about beheading, putting rats in flames through the letter box and dumping manure, and you think a bit of banana is extreme. It is a pig to get off, but at least nobody dies...
Speaking of which...
You could just pour KP dry roasted nuts through his letter box and hope for the best!!!
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18 September 2006, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
i make my own luck
but thanks anyway
but thanks anyway
you may find once you've moved you don't look back and just get on with things, if not do every suggestion and let us know which one worked the best
