Ways to get revenge on a neighbour....
17 September 2006, 06:01 PM
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Ways to get revenge on a neighbour....
Hello all,
I have been living next to my current neighbour for 2 years and he has made my life a living hell. So much so me and my girlfriend have decided to move house to get away from him!!
I get woke up Fri, Sat, Sun night almost every weekend with his 'rave' music thumping through my walls! As well as this I have to put up with this thudding music throughout most days too!! This continues even though I have knocked on his door to complain at least 6 times since last summer. He has no job and I have my suspicions he is on the fiddle either claiming benefits or doing drugs that sort of thing... In fact he must be as he often stays up all night partying with friends and goes out in the morning! Not to mention the amount of dodgy looking ppl that come to his house every day.
We even called the police one night as he wouldn't answer the door to me at 4am and when the police came he refused to answer to them too! We heard him say through the wall, "I ain't answering to them fcukin pigs with this in here"!! Dodgy indeed....
Even the smallest things are driving me mad now like him banging the gate every time he leaves the house!! Grrrr
Many times have I wanted to smack the life out of him but was concerned what may happen to my property or my car outside so that's not an option.
Basically, what I want to know is once I have left the area, how can I gain revenge for what he has done to me. Basically he has driven myself and my girlfriend out of our 1st home together and I want to cause him the amount of suffering he has put us through.......of course without being found out!
Any devious suggestions??
I have been living next to my current neighbour for 2 years and he has made my life a living hell. So much so me and my girlfriend have decided to move house to get away from him!!
I get woke up Fri, Sat, Sun night almost every weekend with his 'rave' music thumping through my walls! As well as this I have to put up with this thudding music throughout most days too!! This continues even though I have knocked on his door to complain at least 6 times since last summer. He has no job and I have my suspicions he is on the fiddle either claiming benefits or doing drugs that sort of thing... In fact he must be as he often stays up all night partying with friends and goes out in the morning! Not to mention the amount of dodgy looking ppl that come to his house every day.
We even called the police one night as he wouldn't answer the door to me at 4am and when the police came he refused to answer to them too! We heard him say through the wall, "I ain't answering to them fcukin pigs with this in here"!! Dodgy indeed....
Even the smallest things are driving me mad now like him banging the gate every time he leaves the house!! Grrrr
Many times have I wanted to smack the life out of him but was concerned what may happen to my property or my car outside so that's not an option.
Basically, what I want to know is once I have left the area, how can I gain revenge for what he has done to me. Basically he has driven myself and my girlfriend out of our 1st home together and I want to cause him the amount of suffering he has put us through.......of course without being found out!
Any devious suggestions??
17 September 2006, 06:13 PM
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Don't do anything till you've been moved out a good while!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..........on the other hand - move away and get over it. Life is too short mate
..........on the other hand - move away and get over it. Life is too short mate
Revenge is a dish best served cold.................................
17 September 2006, 06:18 PM
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Do a search as this has been asked before with some interesting suggestions...
We have some resident experts who may be on bail and able to help
We have some resident experts who may be on bail and able to help
17 September 2006, 06:22 PM
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Have you tried doing the same thing?
I take it he is human and he sleeps? Find out when he is quiet and sleeping and give him some of his own medicine. Bass on the stereo up at max, hoover on, tv up very loud.
He'll soon get fed up of it and then come to a compromise!
If not you could when gone, damage his car if he has 1? Paint stripper, smear dog **** all over it, throw paint on it? If he hasnt got a car, then you could do it to his house windows/door. Find an outside tap, coonect a hose and put it through his letterbox when he is out or in the early hours if he is sleeping and flood the *****rs house.
Of course the PC brigade will tell you this is childish and immature but if i were in your shoes i'd definitely get revenge after moving out!
There are lots of options!
I take it he is human and he sleeps? Find out when he is quiet and sleeping and give him some of his own medicine. Bass on the stereo up at max, hoover on, tv up very loud.
He'll soon get fed up of it and then come to a compromise!
If not you could when gone, damage his car if he has 1? Paint stripper, smear dog **** all over it, throw paint on it? If he hasnt got a car, then you could do it to his house windows/door. Find an outside tap, coonect a hose and put it through his letterbox when he is out or in the early hours if he is sleeping and flood the *****rs house.
Of course the PC brigade will tell you this is childish and immature but if i were in your shoes i'd definitely get revenge after moving out!
There are lots of options!
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17 September 2006, 06:26 PM
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TBH just move don't do anything {I know it's hard} but you would be the better person from just not doing anything, OTOH you could wait until he leaves the house and bludgeon him to death with a slightly blunt table spoon
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17 September 2006, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mitchy260
Have you tried doing the same thing?
I take it he is human and he sleeps? Find out when he is quiet and sleeping and give him some of his own medicine. Bass on the stereo up at max, hoover on, tv up very loud.
He'll soon get fed up of it and then come to a compromise!
If not you could when gone, damage his car if he has 1? Paint stripper, smear dog **** all over it, throw paint on it? If he hasnt got a car, then you could do it to his house windows/door. Find an outside tap, coonect a hose and put it through his letterbox when he is out or in the early hours if he is sleeping and flood the *****rs house.
Of course the PC brigade will tell you this is childish and immature but if i were in your shoes i'd definitely get revenge after moving out!
There are lots of options!
I take it he is human and he sleeps? Find out when he is quiet and sleeping and give him some of his own medicine. Bass on the stereo up at max, hoover on, tv up very loud.
He'll soon get fed up of it and then come to a compromise!
If not you could when gone, damage his car if he has 1? Paint stripper, smear dog **** all over it, throw paint on it? If he hasnt got a car, then you could do it to his house windows/door. Find an outside tap, coonect a hose and put it through his letterbox when he is out or in the early hours if he is sleeping and flood the *****rs house.
Of course the PC brigade will tell you this is childish and immature but if i were in your shoes i'd definitely get revenge after moving out!
There are lots of options!
P.s He does have a car yes...
17 September 2006, 06:38 PM
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Fill a paper bag with dog **** - put it on his doorstep and set fire to the bag - ring door bell - he will open door and see the burning bag stamping it out with his foot
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17 September 2006, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Brun
There's making a noise and there's criminal damage........
17 September 2006, 07:04 PM
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Fill a paper bag with dog **** - put it on his doorstep and set fire to the bag - ring door bell - he will open door and see the burning bag stamping it out with his foot
17 September 2006, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
I'd try that with our neighbours but since they've spent all day walking round a pile of chunder they deposited on their doorstep at 2AM, I think it would have little or no effect
17 September 2006, 07:24 PM
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17 September 2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Brun
If you decide to do sommat to his car or house, i hope he catches you and knocks seven bells out of you - the blokes making noise FFS
I don't think you can comment until you have lived with this and someone drives you to the edge of reason! I've been in the same situation and it got very nasty. Noise is noise your right.....no biggie, noise all day most days as stated and through the night 3 nights a week deserves some retribution!
Not only that he sounds like a crim anyhow....
17 September 2006, 07:31 PM
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No chunder outside my door 
By all means, do anything to annoy/**** off/upset this bloke, but criminal damage is a whole new ball game. If he did find out who is guilty of any such acts, you leave yourself open to a good kicking or tit for tat type revenge. As we don't know who you are, it's quite possible you own a £40k T25 which could quite easily turned into a simmering £5 heap on your drive.
As i said many posts ago, wait until you are well out of the way and then exact your revenge
By all means, do anything to annoy/**** off/upset this bloke, but criminal damage is a whole new ball game. If he did find out who is guilty of any such acts, you leave yourself open to a good kicking or tit for tat type revenge. As we don't know who you are, it's quite possible you own a £40k T25 which could quite easily turned into a simmering £5 heap on your drive.
As i said many posts ago, wait until you are well out of the way and then exact your revenge