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05 September 2006, 04:20 PM
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'Perk' of the job.. theres not many on a bitterly cold morning , so you ave to find your own.. other classic is getting them to 'sign' but putting paperwork on the lowest table etc you can find.. 
05 September 2006, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by hectic
'Perk' of the job.. theres not many on a bitterly cold morning , so you ave to find your own.. other classic is getting them to 'sign' but putting paperwork on the lowest table etc you can find..
05 September 2006, 04:33 PM
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Believe it or not this used to be my secretary
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
05 September 2006, 04:34 PM
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Fcukall in our office. 1 woman (receptionist) in her 50's, that's it. All blokes. I share a office with a bloke who farts 30 times a day, burps 35 times a day, and eats all day with his mouth open.
9:15am = 2 packets of crisps + chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
10.30am = Packet of Crisps. Can of fizzy pop. drank as fast as possible, while holding his breath. Loud breathing afterward to get his breath back. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
11:30 = Chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
13:15 = 2 crisp and tomato sandwiches (4 slices of bread). 1 can of pop. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
14:30 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped
16:00 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
This happens EVERY FCUKIND DAY. Annoys the ******* cr@p out of me, as all food is eaten loudly with his mouth open.
While eating he burps and farts. Even stuffs his face while on the telephone. How people don't slam it down on him, I'll never know.
Rant over
Back to subject. Small construction company, so not many women apply, plus the boss (my old man) won't employ any women of child bearing age.
9:15am = 2 packets of crisps + chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
10.30am = Packet of Crisps. Can of fizzy pop. drank as fast as possible, while holding his breath. Loud breathing afterward to get his breath back. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
11:30 = Chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
13:15 = 2 crisp and tomato sandwiches (4 slices of bread). 1 can of pop. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
14:30 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped
16:00 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
This happens EVERY FCUKIND DAY. Annoys the ******* cr@p out of me, as all food is eaten loudly with his mouth open.
While eating he burps and farts. Even stuffs his face while on the telephone. How people don't slam it down on him, I'll never know.
Rant over
Back to subject. Small construction company, so not many women apply, plus the boss (my old man) won't employ any women of child bearing age.
05 September 2006, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by phil_stephens
Believe it or not this used to be my secretary
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
05 September 2006, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by phil_stephens
Believe it or not this used to be my secretary
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
05 September 2006, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by phil_stephens
Believe it or not this used to be my secretary
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
05 September 2006, 04:40 PM
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She did say she would never get her **** out for any modelling job but she has obvious;y changed her views re that 
She often appears in the Sun's problem pictorial
Guys in the Factory have here pictures everywhere
She often appears in the Sun's problem pictorial
Guys in the Factory have here pictures everywhere
05 September 2006, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by phil_stephens
Believe it or not this used to be my secretary
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
http://hayley-marie.com/
I wouldn't give here time off for her to develop her modelling career so she left
GOOD DECISION
I dare not look at work.........
05 September 2006, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Fcukall in our office. 1 woman (receptionist) in her 50's, that's it. All blokes. I share a office with a bloke who farts 30 times a day, burps 35 times a day, and eats all day with his mouth open.
9:15am = 2 packets of crisps + chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
10.30am = Packet of Crisps. Can of fizzy pop. drank as fast as possible, while holding his breath. Loud breathing afterward to get his breath back. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
11:30 = Chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
13:15 = 2 crisp and tomato sandwiches (4 slices of bread). 1 can of pop. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
14:30 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped
16:00 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
This happens EVERY FCUKIND DAY. Annoys the ******* cr@p out of me, as all food is eaten loudly with his mouth open.
While eating he burps and farts. Even stuffs his face while on the telephone. How people don't slam it down on him, I'll never know.
Rant over
Back to subject. Small construction company, so not many women apply, plus the boss (my old man) won't employ any women of child bearing age.
9:15am = 2 packets of crisps + chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
10.30am = Packet of Crisps. Can of fizzy pop. drank as fast as possible, while holding his breath. Loud breathing afterward to get his breath back. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
11:30 = Chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
13:15 = 2 crisp and tomato sandwiches (4 slices of bread). 1 can of pop. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
14:30 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped
16:00 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
This happens EVERY FCUKIND DAY. Annoys the ******* cr@p out of me, as all food is eaten loudly with his mouth open.
While eating he burps and farts. Even stuffs his face while on the telephone. How people don't slam it down on him, I'll never know.
Rant over
Back to subject. Small construction company, so not many women apply, plus the boss (my old man) won't employ any women of child bearing age.
05 September 2006, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Why didn't you try to take advantage of the situation. You'll give her time off for a **** ?? failing that a gobjob? it works in the movies. Or at least the one's I watch they do
05 September 2006, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
I'd have knocked him out by now........
He's got a Gambling addiction so loses all his wage every month. I truly believe he does the eating, farting, burping thing on purpose. Suppose it makes him feel better. Sad B@rstard.
05 September 2006, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Fcukall in our office. 1 woman (receptionist) in her 50's, that's it. All blokes. I share a office with a bloke who farts 30 times a day, burps 35 times a day, and eats all day with his mouth open.
9:15am = 2 packets of crisps + chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
10.30am = Packet of Crisps. Can of fizzy pop. drank as fast as possible, while holding his breath. Loud breathing afterward to get his breath back. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
11:30 = Chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
13:15 = 2 crisp and tomato sandwiches (4 slices of bread). 1 can of pop. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
14:30 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped
16:00 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
This happens EVERY FCUKIND DAY. Annoys the ******* cr@p out of me, as all food is eaten loudly with his mouth open.
While eating he burps and farts. Even stuffs his face while on the telephone. How people don't slam it down on him, I'll never know.
Rant over
Back to subject. Small construction company, so not many women apply, plus the boss (my old man) won't employ any women of child bearing age.
9:15am = 2 packets of crisps + chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
10.30am = Packet of Crisps. Can of fizzy pop. drank as fast as possible, while holding his breath. Loud breathing afterward to get his breath back. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
11:30 = Chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
13:15 = 2 crisp and tomato sandwiches (4 slices of bread). 1 can of pop. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
14:30 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped
16:00 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
This happens EVERY FCUKIND DAY. Annoys the ******* cr@p out of me, as all food is eaten loudly with his mouth open.
While eating he burps and farts. Even stuffs his face while on the telephone. How people don't slam it down on him, I'll never know.
Rant over
Back to subject. Small construction company, so not many women apply, plus the boss (my old man) won't employ any women of child bearing age.
05 September 2006, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Fcukall in our office. 1 woman (receptionist) in her 50's, that's it. All blokes. I share a office with a bloke who farts 30 times a day, burps 35 times a day, and eats all day with his mouth open.
9:15am = 2 packets of crisps + chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
10.30am = Packet of Crisps. Can of fizzy pop. drank as fast as possible, while holding his breath. Loud breathing afterward to get his breath back. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
11:30 = Chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
13:15 = 2 crisp and tomato sandwiches (4 slices of bread). 1 can of pop. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
14:30 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped
16:00 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
This happens EVERY FCUKIND DAY. Annoys the ******* cr@p out of me, as all food is eaten loudly with his mouth open.
While eating he burps and farts. Even stuffs his face while on the telephone. How people don't slam it down on him, I'll never know.
Rant over
Back to subject. Small construction company, so not many women apply, plus the boss (my old man) won't employ any women of child bearing age.
9:15am = 2 packets of crisps + chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
10.30am = Packet of Crisps. Can of fizzy pop. drank as fast as possible, while holding his breath. Loud breathing afterward to get his breath back. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
11:30 = Chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
13:15 = 2 crisp and tomato sandwiches (4 slices of bread). 1 can of pop. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
14:30 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped
16:00 = Packet of crisps or chocolate bar. 1 cup of tea, slurped.
This happens EVERY FCUKIND DAY. Annoys the ******* cr@p out of me, as all food is eaten loudly with his mouth open.
While eating he burps and farts. Even stuffs his face while on the telephone. How people don't slam it down on him, I'll never know.
Rant over
Back to subject. Small construction company, so not many women apply, plus the boss (my old man) won't employ any women of child bearing age.
No one here even worth a first look, let alone a second !
06 September 2006, 08:56 AM
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Im in the same boat. My office is full of blokes, mentals and cripples. I work in a gov. department, which has that equal rights, employment rules which means that every social group is representated here. Listening to this lot talk, eat or fart, makes me want to pick my chair up and throw it at them.
There is nothing remotey female or interesting. One thing I have noticed, is that these weridos love using trap 2, in a 3 trap urinal set up in the bogs. Instead of the correct hetero use of either trap 1 or 3, these tw ats tend to go straight to trap2 !
We desparately need some young fresh 5lut !
SBK
There is nothing remotey female or interesting. One thing I have noticed, is that these weridos love using trap 2, in a 3 trap urinal set up in the bogs. Instead of the correct hetero use of either trap 1 or 3, these tw ats tend to go straight to trap2 !
We desparately need some young fresh 5lut !
SBK
06 September 2006, 10:32 AM
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No fanny in my place, in fact I'm here on me todd 
Although there is a cracking blonde piece of milf in the unit across from me, she has a fantastic body, looks like her **** cheeks are spring loaded
Although there is a cracking blonde piece of milf in the unit across from me, she has a fantastic body, looks like her **** cheeks are spring loaded
06 September 2006, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
No fanny in my place, in fact I'm here on me todd
Although there is a cracking blonde piece of milf in the unit across from me, she has a fantastic body, looks like her **** cheeks are spring loaded
Although there is a cracking blonde piece of milf in the unit across from me, she has a fantastic body, looks like her **** cheeks are spring loaded
06 September 2006, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Neanderthal
What use are camera phones if you don't put them to use!?!
06 September 2006, 10:41 AM
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i think people who have responded in this thread should be ashamed of saying such things,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then not posting pics.
hang your head in shame!!! pmsl
hang your head in shame!!! pmsl
06 September 2006, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
No fanny in my place, in fact I'm here on me todd
Although there is a cracking blonde piece of milf in the unit across from me, she has a fantastic body, looks like her **** cheeks are spring loaded
Although there is a cracking blonde piece of milf in the unit across from me, she has a fantastic body, looks like her **** cheeks are spring loaded
06 September 2006, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
True but mine makes a loud camera shutter sound, even when on silent, so I'll give it a miss.
