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31 July 2006, 01:14 PM
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You have referred to my 'which business to start' thread. It is not an unreasonable question to throw out on a forum where we have everything from IFAs to ITs to plumbers to Drs.
Which logo should I use?
Who should I employ?
Which premises to buy?
Which distributor to use?
In other words.....does anyone that has to ask such a stupid question deserve to succeed in running their own business
I'm all for stuff like "which TV is best" but cant belive people are asking questions that only they can answer.................its as bad as the other end where they are asking questions that goggle would answer in seconds.
31 July 2006, 01:35 PM
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aye the bloke asking for business advice on a scoobynet forum is nothing more than an attention seeker blowing his own trumpet about how much spare cash he has and how much he earns
it is nothing more than a clever ploy to feel superior to the modest blue collar man out there earning an honest wage
1 thing my dad taught me was to always be discrete in public about how much money you earn......it is very strange to publish your financial success story on a car forum
babyboy needs to deflate his ego and his melon head before he tells everyone about how well off and comfortable he is and accepting business advice off a scoobynetter
Lord Shrek.....routing out the 'me me me...i earn so much.....i have a small mortgage...blah de blah' attention seeking wine bar humphries that want business advice off car forum chavs
it is nothing more than a clever ploy to feel superior to the modest blue collar man out there earning an honest wage
1 thing my dad taught me was to always be discrete in public about how much money you earn......it is very strange to publish your financial success story on a car forum
babyboy needs to deflate his ego and his melon head before he tells everyone about how well off and comfortable he is and accepting business advice off a scoobynetter
Lord Shrek.....routing out the 'me me me...i earn so much.....i have a small mortgage...blah de blah' attention seeking wine bar humphries that want business advice off car forum chavs
31 July 2006, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
aye the bloke asking for business advice on a scoobynet forum is nothing more than an attention seeker blowing his own trumpet about how much spare cash he has and how much he earns
it is nothing more than a clever ploy to feel superior to the modest blue collar man out there earning an honest wage
1 thing my dad taught me was to always be discrete in public about how much money you earn......it is very strange to publish your financial success story on a car forum
babyboy needs to deflate his ego and his melon head before he tells everyone about how well off and comfortable he is and accepting business advice off a scoobynetter
Lord Shrek.....routing out the 'me me me...i earn so much.....i have a small mortgage...blah de blah' attention seeking wine bar humphries that want business advice off car forum chavs
it is nothing more than a clever ploy to feel superior to the modest blue collar man out there earning an honest wage
1 thing my dad taught me was to always be discrete in public about how much money you earn......it is very strange to publish your financial success story on a car forum
babyboy needs to deflate his ego and his melon head before he tells everyone about how well off and comfortable he is and accepting business advice off a scoobynetter
Lord Shrek.....routing out the 'me me me...i earn so much.....i have a small mortgage...blah de blah' attention seeking wine bar humphries that want business advice off car forum chavs
You could always offer him your investment tips Lord shrek, let's see how well the advice goes down.
31 July 2006, 02:51 PM
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I don't think it is fair to castigate anyone for asking people's advice on a forum like this one. Of course some of us can be all superior and say how they will find out for themselves etc. There are however many who will find themselves in a difficult situation and feel that this is a good place to come for advice. There are also a lot of caring people on this forum who are prepared to help others, even if the question may seem unnecessary.
I think this is an unfair and unnecessary thread.
Les
I think this is an unfair and unnecessary thread.
Les
31 July 2006, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
There are however many who will find themselves in a difficult situation and feel that this is a good place to come for advice. There are also a lot of caring people on this forum who are prepared to help others, even if the question may seem unnecessary.
I think this is an unfair and unnecessary thread.
Les
I think this is an unfair and unnecessary thread.
Les
good post......nothing like some comedy to lift a monday afternoon.
31 July 2006, 03:51 PM
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indeed snug rhino...leslie could be the third chuckle brother....comedy at its best
My business advice...**** **** ****
buy loads of cheap terraced housing up north and fill em with eastern european hookers
pay them the minimum wage...you do the sums
without **** the internet would cease to exist.....99.9999% of google searches are sex related
sex sells...end of....and with more happily married 'my wife doesnt like to be called a dirty b1tch' couples divorcing then
Lord Shrek.....helping out 'i have loadsa money and you have none' scoobynetters who i very much care about and hope they accept my professional 'car forum' business advice
My business advice...**** **** ****
buy loads of cheap terraced housing up north and fill em with eastern european hookers
pay them the minimum wage...you do the sums
without **** the internet would cease to exist.....99.9999% of google searches are sex related
sex sells...end of....and with more happily married 'my wife doesnt like to be called a dirty b1tch' couples divorcing then
Lord Shrek.....helping out 'i have loadsa money and you have none' scoobynetters who i very much care about and hope they accept my professional 'car forum' business advice
31 July 2006, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
aye the bloke asking for business advice on a scoobynet forum is nothing more than an attention seeker blowing his own trumpet about how much spare cash he has and how much he earns
it is nothing more than a clever ploy to feel superior to the modest blue collar man out there earning an honest wage
1 thing my dad taught me was to always be discrete in public about how much money you earn......it is very strange to publish your financial success story on a car forum
babyboy needs to deflate his ego and his melon head before he tells everyone about how well off and comfortable he is and accepting business advice off a scoobynetter
Lord Shrek.....routing out the 'me me me...i earn so much.....i have a small mortgage...blah de blah' attention seeking wine bar humphries that want business advice off car forum chavs
it is nothing more than a clever ploy to feel superior to the modest blue collar man out there earning an honest wage
1 thing my dad taught me was to always be discrete in public about how much money you earn......it is very strange to publish your financial success story on a car forum
babyboy needs to deflate his ego and his melon head before he tells everyone about how well off and comfortable he is and accepting business advice off a scoobynetter
Lord Shrek.....routing out the 'me me me...i earn so much.....i have a small mortgage...blah de blah' attention seeking wine bar humphries that want business advice off car forum chavs
You couldn't be more wrong. If I wanted to feel superior I would have posted under my real user name. I am not publishing my financial success as you put it, because nobody knows who I am, so what do I gain exactly? Nothing.
My ego does not need deflating, my post makes it very clear that I'm looking for ways to use my good fortune to achieve more and push further. I do not believe I 'have made it' Quite the opposite, I feel I am not using my resources to their maximum hence wanting to diversify.
I hate to say this matey but I think you are just jealous. You must prefer to read threads about guys with mountains of debt because that makes YOU feel superior.
31 July 2006, 04:40 PM
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[QUOTE=SiPie]Will this mean that you will follow in due course with such classics as:
Which logo should I use?
Who should I employ?
Which premises to buy?
Which distributor to use?
What are you talking about?? Mine was a very general question, I thought a few guys might give examples of what they have done and what led them there. Instead I get idiots like you who probably achieve very little themselves and have nothing constructive add. 
Or have I got it wrong and you run your own successful business?
Which logo should I use?
Who should I employ?
Which premises to buy?
Which distributor to use?
What are you talking about??
Mine was a very general question, I thought a few guys might give examples of what they have done and what led them there. Instead I get idiots like you who probably achieve very little themselves and have nothing constructive add. Or have I got it wrong and you run your own successful business?
31 July 2006, 05:09 PM
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why else come on a car forum asking for serious business advice to invest your millions...i dont believe it...
it is just an excuse to list your assets you big successful man
it makes you feel better even if you post under a different username...you are secretly hoping ppl will guess to give another few centrimetres circumference to that ready-to-pop basketball nut of yours
there are certain ppl you meet in life who love nothing more than other ppl hearing about how much wealth they have accumulated..me me and ruddy me
think im jealous???..that just shows the extent of your near to bursting balloon head you big man
this little extract puts the nail in your over-inflated pumpkin head my old prune
'TB, its not my total savings. It doesn't include significant share options that are worth that amount again'
now who is blowing that ruddy trumpet again....surely not..no it cant be...why its babyboy again not wanting ppl to think he only has 250k
remember fools and money are easily parted big man...
Lord Shrek......a spade is a spade.....and a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth is a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth
it is just an excuse to list your assets you big successful man
it makes you feel better even if you post under a different username...you are secretly hoping ppl will guess to give another few centrimetres circumference to that ready-to-pop basketball nut of yours
there are certain ppl you meet in life who love nothing more than other ppl hearing about how much wealth they have accumulated..me me and ruddy me
think im jealous???..that just shows the extent of your near to bursting balloon head you big man
this little extract puts the nail in your over-inflated pumpkin head my old prune
'TB, its not my total savings. It doesn't include significant share options that are worth that amount again'
now who is blowing that ruddy trumpet again....surely not..no it cant be...why its babyboy again not wanting ppl to think he only has 250k
remember fools and money are easily parted big man...
Lord Shrek......a spade is a spade.....and a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth is a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth
31 July 2006, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
why else come on a car forum asking for serious business advice to invest your millions...i dont believe it...
it is just an excuse to list your assets you big successful man
it makes you feel better even if you post under a different username...you are secretly hoping ppl will guess to give another few centrimetres circumference to that ready-to-pop basketball nut of yours
there are certain ppl you meet in life who love nothing more than other ppl hearing about how much wealth they have accumulated..me me and ruddy me
think im jealous???..that just shows the extent of your near to bursting balloon head you big man
this little extract puts the nail in your over-inflated pumpkin head my old prune
'TB, its not my total savings. It doesn't include significant share options that are worth that amount again'
now who is blowing that ruddy trumpet again....surely not..no it cant be...why its babyboy again not wanting ppl to think he only has 250k
remember fools and money are easily parted big man...
Lord Shrek......a spade is a spade.....and a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth is a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth
it is just an excuse to list your assets you big successful man
it makes you feel better even if you post under a different username...you are secretly hoping ppl will guess to give another few centrimetres circumference to that ready-to-pop basketball nut of yours
there are certain ppl you meet in life who love nothing more than other ppl hearing about how much wealth they have accumulated..me me and ruddy me
think im jealous???..that just shows the extent of your near to bursting balloon head you big man
this little extract puts the nail in your over-inflated pumpkin head my old prune
'TB, its not my total savings. It doesn't include significant share options that are worth that amount again'
now who is blowing that ruddy trumpet again....surely not..no it cant be...why its babyboy again not wanting ppl to think he only has 250k
remember fools and money are easily parted big man...
Lord Shrek......a spade is a spade.....and a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth is a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth
You need to calm down mate!!
You seem to be ranting like a madman. Your comments are just a barrage of presumptions that you have made that make you feel better. Yes thats right, I think I'm a bigman
. Yes I'm a fool and hence me and my money will be easily parted. Thats why I don't have any Yes I walk around supermarkets telling the check out girl that 'I'm considerably richer than yow'
Get a life and stop ranting
31 July 2006, 05:22 PM
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Without taking sides,
Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
Lord Shrek......a spade is a spade.....and a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth is a big man with a dan dare mekon head who goes to waitrose and tells the shelf stacker how much he is worth
31 July 2006, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
who should I let trim my pubes? My mom or sister?
I would recommend a Black and Decker hedge trimmer, some goggles and an industrial hoover
. oh and ask whichever one normally gives you the "special hugs" 
31 July 2006, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
who should I let trim my pubes? My mom or sister?
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
who should I let trim my pubes? My mom or sister?
HTH
31 July 2006, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Everyone is overlooking the serious issue here: do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
31 July 2006, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Everyone is overlooking the serious issue here: do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
Simon
31 July 2006, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Arch Bishop of Canterbury
Sorry that is against church rules.....
