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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Spot on Brian! What else will deter a man from stealing a car??
You could always try this. Cheaper than Tracker & no suby.

Purchase from joke shop one large portion of fake dog doo.The sort with that "Mr Whippy" bit that sticks up in the middle is best.

Place strategically on drivers seat.

Buy an "I love Corgis" sticker from pet shop & stick to side window.

Job done.

Well would you try and get in?

Mark
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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by FLAT ERIC
You could always try this. Cheaper than Tracker & no suby.

Purchase from joke shop one large portion of fake dog doo.The sort with that "Mr Whippy" bit that sticks up in the middle is best.

Place strategically on drivers seat.

Buy an "I love Corgis" sticker from pet shop & stick to side window.

Job done.

Well would you try and get in?

Mark
Tea over monitor moment
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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by FLAT ERIC
You could always try this. Cheaper than Tracker & no suby.

Purchase from joke shop one large portion of fake dog doo.The sort with that "Mr Whippy" bit that sticks up in the middle is best.

Place strategically on drivers seat.

Buy an "I love Corgis" sticker from pet shop & stick to side window.

Job done.

Well would you try and get in?

Mark
my ideas were better an more violent...

but... the fake dog poo would in the sun melt and look realistic, especially if you had some old pubes just lying about (as you do) and put them in the mix with some sesame seeds... good mixture
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