good boy

 

I could go on all night with these, but I might get called a post *****.... so this will be the last one (till tommorow....)


A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. " Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when its finished? "

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box then turns to her and says: - "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger,"

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax, let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all the Frosties back in the box."

 

All the blondes will hate you

 

I'll sneak in the next time so they don't realise I'm around....

 

This isn't rude but I found it funny at the time. I picked up my scoob the same day my latest was born, I thought i was seeing things so I took a picture at the hospital. My wife was on a drip which read scoob!

 

hahahhaha very observant!!!