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A sign.
I saw a gardener doing some work around my way a while ago, and this was his advertising board.............
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g4/npeckt/sign2.jpg Cracked me up when I saw it... |
Oh no I don't get it!!:wonder:
I saw Titus Aducsus (plumbers) in funky roman style writing Trevir |
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hope you wasnt being rude with the BROWN DOWN bit? |
when laying turf, it's always handy to put the green stuff at the top and the brown stuff at the bottom, that way it's more likely to flourish;)
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Originally Posted by Cornelius
when laying turf, it's always handy to put the green stuff at the top and the brown stuff at the bottom, that way it's more likely to flourish;)
got it ;) |
If that one confused you Baz, Try this one....
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...domain/177.jpg |
hhhhhhuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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This is my favorite, forget where I got it from.:D
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e140/WRX53/funny.jpg |
Originally Posted by 53WRX
This is my favorite, forget where I got it from.:D
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e140/WRX53/funny.jpg |
remember this robbery?
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ebay for all your money laundering needs!
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Clever lad………….
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...entrpeneur.jpg Don’t we all feel like this sometimes……. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...at/photo12.jpg |
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Originally Posted by STI-CKI
FPMSL:lol:
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Originally Posted by 53WRX
Not once on my morning or evening commute did this happen:(
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a few more...
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corner
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...hammertime.jpg
my Favourite... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...fusingsign.jpg:wonder: :wonder: |
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porsche drivers
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Stripper.......!!
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...t/Stripper.jpg No Comment........ http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...t/pic05436.jpg No Comment 2......... http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...domcookies.jpg |
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Not sure how this one is going to go down........
A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in North London and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Tottenham fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Tottenham fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Tottenham fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Tottenham fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I'm a Millwall fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Millwall fan?" "Because my mum and dad are from South London, and my mum is a Millwall fan and my dad is a Millwall fan, so I'm a Millwall fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Millwall fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Tottenham fan." |
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like that ;) |
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!' His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, 'Christ!' he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?' No she replies, 'I'm your sons' English Teacher' |
I got loads & loads of these......... Been keeping them for years and years - Just don't wanna offend anyone !!:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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