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21 July 2006, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by PAUL CRAFTS
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just seen a snake go over the path
just seen a snake go over the path
23 July 2006, 11:47 AM
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The Koala and the Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
The koala looks down at him and says
"Fucccccccccck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
The koala looks down at him and says
"Fucccccccccck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
03 August 2006, 04:08 AM
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