Quiet today
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
A WYIOC member named bgood
over indulged upon christmas pud
when told it was so
he said "yes I know"
but I'm skinny, so I thought that I could
over indulged upon christmas pud
when told it was so
he said "yes I know"
but I'm skinny, so I thought that I could
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
JB was out driving one day
on a roundabout having a play
the back end stepped out
through a fence with a clout
so he floored it and made a quick getaway
on a roundabout having a play
the back end stepped out
through a fence with a clout
so he floored it and made a quick getaway
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
fl6 has an announcement to say
he's not going to say that he's gay
he just wants all to know
that he's going to throw
a big party for his 90th birthday
Happy B'day cocker
he's not going to say that he's gay
he just wants all to know
that he's going to throw
a big party for his 90th birthday
Happy B'day cocker
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Jame's thinks he delivers tofu
to a very select WYIOC few
he needn't have made
such efforts, I'm afraid
'cos I've tried it, and it tastes just like poo!
to a very select WYIOC few
he needn't have made
such efforts, I'm afraid
'cos I've tried it, and it tastes just like poo!
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Our esteemed chairman Mr. Cook
Was sat at home reading a book
He was late for a run
so he missed all the fun
But when asked siad he didn't give a monkeys
Was sat at home reading a book
He was late for a run
so he missed all the fun
But when asked siad he didn't give a monkeys
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
We all know that Dazza's not tall
but the funniest thing of them all
are the pedals on the Atom
he can't quite get at 'em
and so has tendancies just to stall
but the funniest thing of them all
are the pedals on the Atom
he can't quite get at 'em
and so has tendancies just to stall
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
One day a good looker called Sticky
Was having a picnic with Micky
He brought one chipolata
and two cherry tomaters
and made a scale model of his dicky
Was having a picnic with Micky
He brought one chipolata
and two cherry tomaters
and made a scale model of his dicky
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Dave Carter lives over Brid way
And comes all the way over here to play
when told he's a nutter
he says with a stutter
"All scoob drivers round my end are gay"
And comes all the way over here to play
when told he's a nutter
he says with a stutter
"All scoob drivers round my end are gay"
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
When Stu and his missus first kissed
In their new front room they both missed
their lips by a mile
but they said with a smile
Never mind darling, we're drunk
In their new front room they both missed
their lips by a mile
but they said with a smile
Never mind darling, we're drunk
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Young Matt's idea of sheer hell
is not to be locked in a cell
or be sentenced to death
or to run out of breath
It's simply to run out of hair gel
is not to be locked in a cell
or be sentenced to death
or to run out of breath
It's simply to run out of hair gel
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
We're away on a run in the morning
We'll be miles away when days dawning
The poor folks up on t'tops
Will be calling the cops
And they'll issue a noisy car warning
We'll be miles away when days dawning
The poor folks up on t'tops
Will be calling the cops
And they'll issue a noisy car warning
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
200 plus miles in one day
means we'll end up some distance away
If the car doesn't make it
I'll just have to take it
Back home and stick it on eBay
means we'll end up some distance away
If the car doesn't make it
I'll just have to take it
Back home and stick it on eBay
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Watch out for the sheeps and their fleece
Or your motor may not stay in one piece
Ask Dai from the SMACS
Last time up there he whacked
a lamb on t'head, now deceased.
Or your motor may not stay in one piece
Ask Dai from the SMACS
Last time up there he whacked
a lamb on t'head, now deceased.
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
My objective with all of these odes
has been to knock you off your toes
and distract your attention
so you won't think to mention
that I've nicked a page from under your nose
has been to knock you off your toes
and distract your attention
so you won't think to mention
that I've nicked a page from under your nose
Last edited by Sticky Stuff; Dec 28, 2006 at 11:14 AM.
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From: ShyTot graphics Location: Squires Bar Location: Wakecastlefract
Though appreciative of all your support
It's come to this final resort
that too much conversation
Led to miscalculation
So I'm stll quite a good few posts short
It's come to this final resort
that too much conversation
Led to miscalculation
So I'm stll quite a good few posts short
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From: north/west yorkshire
Originally Posted by Sticky Stuff
fl6 has an announcement to say
he's not going to say that he's gay
he just wants all to know
that he's going to throw
a big party for his 90th birthday
Happy B'day cocker
he's not going to say that he's gay
he just wants all to know
that he's going to throw
a big party for his 90th birthday
Happy B'day cocker
