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Old 23 March 2006, 08:55 AM
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When you saw on the news that Guerillas had attacked such and such - well i thought they mean't Gorillas!
Old 23 March 2006, 09:02 AM
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That the tories could manage the economy.

Old 23 March 2006, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by paulr
That the tories could manage the economy.


And that NL would put an end to sleaze - i must have been naive
Old 23 March 2006, 09:34 AM
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when the tune went on the ice cream van, they'd run out.
Old 23 March 2006, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
And that NL would put an end to sleaze - i must have been naive
You were told that as a kid?
That makes you about 14?

....

Another thing i was told when we went on car journeys as kids was if we misbehaved my dad would pull the ejector handle and we would be ejected.Only later did i find out what the handbrake lever really did...
Old 23 March 2006, 10:16 AM
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That the letters/word "NO" and arrow on the Harrow gasometer were telling pilots "No, it's not Heathrow, don't land here", coz one pilot landed at Northolt and couldn't take off again. (and I think they had to take the wings off the plane and take it down the motorway to Heathrow on a lorry or summat).

How was I to know it stood for NOrtholt? I was about 7.
Old 23 March 2006, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
When you saw on the news that Guerillas had attacked such and such - well i thought they mean't Gorillas!
Hello

Erm, yes, I used to think that as well.

Steve
Old 23 March 2006, 10:42 AM
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My dad told me that the moon influences the tides of the sea.......

.....I thought that was complete rubbish and did not believe him for years.
Old 23 March 2006, 11:21 AM
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Brother told me that after midnight my toys came alive and if i was still awake they would kill me. Made bedtime a race against time for years
Old 23 March 2006, 11:30 AM
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I believed eating cauliflower would make me bionic as my mum told me it would in order for me to eat it.
As a kid I hated it but stomached it as one day I thought I would be able to fight crime and fly and stuff (yes stuff)...
These days I love the anti-carconogenic greenery so I guess long term it worked...
PS - I'm not actually bionic - perhaps the cauliflower I ate wasnt genetically modified enough back in the 1970's
Old 23 March 2006, 12:21 PM
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That the Impreza was the fast thing on the road !!
Old 23 March 2006, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by wheelwright
That the Impreza was the fast thing on the road !!
Doesn't make you very old then!

When my dad used to record from vinyl to cassette I used to think that rather than simply making a copy, he was actually turning the 12" slab of vinyl INTO a small cassette tape.
Old 23 March 2006, 01:01 PM
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I used to work with a really intelligent woman who started laughing when shown some pictures another friend took whilst diving...

She was in fits of laughter over piccies showing an Octopus.

Us: "What's so funny?"

Her: "Someone did a good job on this photoshopping."

Us: "???"

Her: "Well, octopuses aren't real, are they!"

Us: "W T F !?!?!?!?!?!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!"

She honestly thought an octopus was a fictitional creature. Eight legs and squirts ink? Oh, please...

Suffice to say she was thereafter referred to as "Octopussy"
Old 23 March 2006, 02:05 PM
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that one could unscrew one's bellybutton, causing one's buttocks to drop off.
Old 23 March 2006, 02:16 PM
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I thought for years that Andy Pandy was a girl.
I was shocked when I found out.
Well no blokes dressed like that were I came from!
Old 23 March 2006, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by paulr
Only later did i find out what the handbrake lever really did...
You mean the automatic air freshener?
the smell of burning goes away when you push it down
Old 23 March 2006, 03:22 PM
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That if you stepped on the cracks in the pavement the bears would eat you.

plus many of the ones already stated.
Old 23 March 2006, 06:23 PM
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"A man is helping police with their inquiries"

I honestly thought some bloke had wandered into the local station and offered to do a bit of filing, maybe some typing and make them a coffee to help the investigation on its way.....
Old 23 March 2006, 06:23 PM
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back in the days before i could spell i thought a building with 'TO LET' on it was a place to take a wazz
Old 23 March 2006, 07:49 PM
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My sister, as a toddler, decided to rub my dad's shaving cream all over herself while in the bath. When he came in and saw her he said "don't do that, it'll make you grow hair like on daddy's face". Well, she didn't stop screaming for at least an hour, nothing we could say would convince her she wasn't going to turn into a mini bigfoot.
Old 23 March 2006, 08:08 PM
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i beleived I had what it took to get a really well paid job, be rich and drive around in ferraris............it never worked out
Old 24 March 2006, 08:24 AM
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carrots = see in the dark

toothfairy = 50p
Old 24 March 2006, 11:28 AM
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saying 'Candyman' in the mirror 5 times means he'll come and hook you to death...I still can only get to 4....just in case
Old 24 March 2006, 12:02 PM
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when the tune went on the ice cream van, they'd run out.
quality
Old 24 March 2006, 03:22 PM
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my mum once told me that if i was bad the binmen would take me away, so the next time the binmen came round i ran into the house and locked the door and hid and wouldn't let my mum back in again until they had went away.

BTW don't step on the cracks on the pavement cus the witches will get you :eek
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