a scoobynet team against you Pete i think there will be a lot more takers You'd probably be able to paint the Severn bridge with all the paint ***** that would pepper your decrepit aged body

 

You may be surprised to see me line up with the toughest hombres this side of Clint Eastwood!!

What will face me??

The Gold Wheel Gay Boyz

Those who are so scared that they need a set of CockLink lights to lite up their lives

Those who are so stupid they think they need a £500 Re-Map because they now use TESCO petrol

On my side will be REAL men with REAL *****, who don't **** their nappies when they see a red light

I think I will be very well placed, don't you??

Pete

 

288 paintballs per second six barrel minigun. some people take this a bit far

 

Pete - i am up to the challenge, i do not have gold wheels or a cocklink in fact a scoob at all.

However

I do have ***** the size of watermellons when it come to the crunch so put me on the list as i will be heading the charge to kick your botty - that's KICK by the way.

 

I have gay gold wheels so ill be lining up against you Pete Better pad up those rubber incontinence pants

 

I am sure he will be fitted with his heavy duty hi-capacity'camo' incontenence bag for the mission

 

he can lay his own camoflauge sticks

 

Put me down for a second ticket for UB as i would hate for him to miss out on this golden opportunity