bloody immigrants driving on our roads an cant even speak english, this one is pi55ed out of his head

 

Wahoo totp

 

corner corner

 

alright ste

 

hello daniel

 

whos he

 

who?

 

corner corner

 

its danny

 

its a hard life being a woman in it, she came in to a full roast, ate it then bathed the baby then i fed him an now she's gone to bed, an ive got to sort out all his bottles an food for tomorrow. lazy cow

 

you should have her trained

 

where here? no i'm ste

 

the men in white coats will come for ya

 

there all bloody lazy, your wife was on here spoutin about not bein well the other day. if she feels sick cos she's pregnant imagine how you feel knowing you've got to go out to earn more dollar for the nappies. bloody woman are really selfish, wouldnt mind but being a housewife is a piece of pi55

 

**** not again

 

its the other way round in here but thats because i am agenuine lazy barsteward me belly proves this

 

its the other way round in here but thats because i am a genuine lazy barsteward me belly proves this

 

double post i am a twonk

 

your belly is there to save you having to put the heating on

 

gets the old post counts up dan

 

methane works on my cooker stinks of crap though

 

im trying but 1 finger typing is holding me back

 

are you biting your tongue at the same time

 

i can type qwuicker than i can write now, im on here all the time posting an doing assignments for work

 

 

the only thing i write is credit notes for work

 

my missus is that quick at typing it just sounds like she is whacking the keyboard, buit then you look at it an there's actual words there

 

thats wot me 11 yr old is like unbelievable i still write with a stone

 

there are strict spamming rules that do not allow smilies by themselves, you must type in some crap to accompany the smilie, pete an myself set these rules and if you dont obey them you get a chinese burn of SVXsean

 

whats that then