supernanny has something about her though, id like her to discipline me

 

go on where? here? you mean people come on here at 3 a.m on a school night

 

Mine nearly got murdered tonight for plating kickups with a stone, can u guess what it hit?

 

easy when you are not at school, i'm far too old for all that

 

only just over 750 behind ric on here now?

 

erm your favourite garden gnome?

 

i am miles behind everyone

 

never to old for school, im back there after a 15 year break and a still know sod all

 

pete does night schoool lessons in spamming, have a word an he'll show you the way

 

It hit my stinkin roof. He legged it, i have never seen a kid run so fast. His face was a picture, i haven't spoke to him since

 

got to be up at 7.30, feed little jake an get him to nursery for 8.20

 

Been there and done that, still ended up in a crap job, but it's with the old fogies, was better before i got the grades.

 

you have a roof that stinks do lots of birds sit on it an poo? i have birds that sit on my house arial an they then poo on my car at the side of the house, iwill have to get up there to see if the roof smells though. bet that 8 yeaar old kid is gutted your not speaking to him though did you tell him your not playing with him anymore

 

how old is little Jake?

 

hey we all get old an will need lookin after one day you know, when i get old im going tobe a right pain, i will abuse every focker i can

 

nearly 6 months, but mentally older than me

 

i may speak to him in the morning if he says sorry of course.

 

mind you i do that now

 

who?

 

going to soon

 

6 months is a cute age try 8+10, lippy nowty cocky little gits.

 

David bl**dy beckham who lives with me, otherwise known as Alex age 8

 

only if you let them, trust me i was the worst little git ever so i know every trick in the book. little jake wont know whats hit him

 

beckham lives in america? oh hang on are you one of them mums that names there kids after superstars, like britney or jordan

 

Doesn't help when my mother is chirping in my ear "they are only kids and it's only a car"

 

its true though kids enjoying themselves is the best thing in life

 

What have you been drinking ? i'm well confused now.

 

im always confused, life is so much more interesting that way, never to moments the same

 

Not when it is at the expese of my car, i spend hours sorting that car every week.

This week i must have spent 12 hours on it

 

your a slow poster arent you donna, thats why your post count is so low. come on every 30 seconds