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Old 12 September 2007, 12:18 PM
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Trying to phone the linconshire plod for ages now, its always engaged
Old 12 September 2007, 12:19 PM
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Feel sorry for the lad thats just bought it tho, he's had it 2 weeks and been clocked ragging it
Old 12 September 2007, 12:20 PM
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TBH im surprised i had it for a year and a half and never got an SP 30
Old 12 September 2007, 12:21 PM
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I got caught twice in my last car tho
Old 12 September 2007, 12:22 PM
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I must have boyish good looks tho, as i was let of a few times too
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where is everyone???
Old 12 September 2007, 12:23 PM
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Wonder what Justin is gonna have for lunch today, another manky pie perhaps
Old 12 September 2007, 12:25 PM
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Not sure what to have myself???
Old 12 September 2007, 12:37 PM
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Might have a bacon butty
Old 12 September 2007, 12:38 PM
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If i get my skates on i could get a whole page again
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Thats if no-one jumps outta the woodwork and robs me
Old 12 September 2007, 12:41 PM
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Donnas good at that, sure she does it on purpose

She jumps with 2 posts to go, and CA-POW, a sneaky post and all the hard work is ruin, ruin i tell ya
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I give trying to ring the plod, its been engaged solidly since 12
Old 12 September 2007, 12:42 PM
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Might just send them an email instead
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God you guys must be busy today
Old 12 September 2007, 12:44 PM
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I will be up some wonga ladders in a bit jibbing about on the roof, sorting out the lead flashing around the chimney, its rotten
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Have a picture

Old 12 September 2007, 12:46 PM
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And another

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That looks proper tasty, its a low rider too
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Got to be close now..................
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Soon be at 5500 posts at this rate
Old 12 September 2007, 12:48 PM
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I need some food, im wasting away

i wish
Old 12 September 2007, 12:50 PM
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Surprised no ones bobbed on to share there plopping habits today
Old 12 September 2007, 12:51 PM
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Or as Si says, time to 'lay a cable'
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Can it be.................
Old 12 September 2007, 12:52 PM
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Mr monkey pants
Old 12 September 2007, 12:52 PM
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Come onnnnnnnn...........
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Surprised no ones bobbed on to share there plopping habits today
I made 2 deposits yesterday
Old 12 September 2007, 12:54 PM
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Old 12 September 2007, 12:54 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I NEW IT


Justin you ******, you did that on purpose you fudge packer

The force was telling me someone was lurking

I should of used my Jedi skills


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