i would have thought something along the lines of......


**** ******* **** **** **** and ****

 

something like that she ended up cleaning it because I was too ill!!

 

Last time i was in town with my girlfriend, she puked all over the drivers seat and window in the back of the taxi

The driver kicked us all out and got a bit aggressive
I had been drinking stella all night so i told him how i felt in a similar way and he just fecked off

 

thats what mums are for

 

As much as i love a good drink, when youve had tooo much, the next day is just horrible, ive not had that nasty hung over feeling for a good few days thanks god

 

thats what boyfriends are for

 

and that is the reason i rarely drink now

 

I know, she took one look at me and said how I looked like a bus had hit me and she went and cleaned everything up!!

 

my missus always pukes, its so dam hard to even find a taxi when shes been drinking, she cannot handle her booze that well, 3 pints and a few shots and shes blasted

 

I'm never drinking again!!

 

what a top mum

Arn't mums brilliant

 

i could imagine it with sick all over your face and hair and flaky toes i bet you looked a right state

 

 

I'm never sick!!!!! Last time I was sick of drink was when I was 16!! Don't know what happened that night, maybe the guys buying us drinks were up to no good!?

 

that sounds familiar

 

sounds just like clubbers come down that, 'thats my lot, im never doing disco biscuits ever again' whilst sat there toking a J on a Sunday morning at 8am sweating ribbons drinking a stella

 

hhmmm that is suss then

 

and that sounds more familiar than the other

 

I bet you just drank too much

 

who?

 

Ive not said if for a good few years tho

 

Carla,
I recon she just got stuck into her wine a bit to rapidly, and ended up spraying the room later on in a chardonnay sort of colour

 

you have to knock it on the head at some point as it gets to much in the end

 

you should have put the gagging smilie on that post

 

The old 'someone must of put something in my drink'

Nowt to do with the 15 bottles of wine like

Ive used that line myself, but on reflection i did just drink faaaarr to much

 

not knock it on the head, just have a rest for a few years, and put on a few stone on to become human once again

 

what would someone want by putting someting in your drink

 

They might like nibbling chocolate wheetos for all i know

 

eeeewwwwww

 

Or to twirl the hair on my man chest