just don't be picky about the women you sleep with, don't protect yourself, catch some sexual transmitted infections and you're pretty much there!!..

 

- NICE

Yes its a bit quiet but still have time to sneak on here though - cannot beleve your at home you lazy git - get a propper daytime job

 

I know!! Men for you!!.. (not all I know)

 

soooooooooo bored!!!!!

 

- get some work done lazy

are you taking yours on the rolling road?

 

I'm a women, I can do everything at once!!..

Gav's away for when the rolling road day is and I'm too scared to go on my own!! you going??

 

Yes I am running again even though ive done rock all to mine apart from a new magic tree - come on down for a bit Me and Ric will keep you company - you can buy me a brew

 

I've made you enough brews to last a life time!!

 

- yes but this time you wont be making it - just remember your car almost finished me off

Why is it so quiet - Ive got nothing more to buy for today jjuuuussstt wwwaaannnttt ttoooo ssspppeeennnnddd mmmooorrreee mmmooonnneeeyyy

 

Carla come down for a bit even if your not going on the rolling road, thats what im doin (just to say hi for a bit) and im tryin really hard to drag my girlfriend down so you and here could talk about dior handbags and fluffy things

She never comes to meets cos she thinks that she would have no-one to talk to as she's not really into cars like us lot

Anyway, back to work you slackers, u shouldnt be reading you should be slogging away
Im just gonna nip out to B+Q, after ive finished this crumpet and brew of course, see ya later tate-er

 

Thats what my other halfs like - shes not into cars - I took her to my very first SMACS meet - and she was on her own

Fluffy things what do you mean

 

don't rub it in that your not in work today Richard, thats not being very nice now is it!!..

I might come down for a bit just don't want to be stood on my own like a numpty!!

How come your not taking part in the rolling road day Ric?

 

coz hes a skin flint (Hes a city fan dont forget )

mind you he has decent taste in cars not to mention the colour - come to think of it - it looks like mine (RESPECT) Sonic blue - its the future

 

don't try and kid yourselves, you know black is a better and faster colour!!..

 

mmmm true those bloody black bags are fookin rapid when the wind gets behind them

could do with some biscuits to go with my brew i am just having

Wheres easy life gone - still at B + Q

 

probably, could get lost in that place its that big!! I've just had a twix!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, was good!! we have a tuck box in work!

 

mmmmmmm twix - Ive been on the rob and nobodys got anything to eat - might have to pop to the shop can see a trip out coming on for some urgent raw materials

 

I finish in less than an hour now, so no more munching for me!! got a trip to the hospital to give my godson big hugs and kisses and then off to the gym!!..

 

lucky git I am still stuck here - managed to nick some smartie rip off thingys off one of the younger lads as I couldnt get out

The other lads will finish shortley so I will raid there fridge

does olive oil really sort out a blocked/duff ear - or is it an old wifes tale

 

You 2 sound like youve been sooooooo busy
Back from b+q with a bungee cord to hold my sub in place (cheers for that Mr Jambo) and nipped into work for another slidy slidy but the snow has all melted Couldnt manage any last night anway with the snow, think im doing something wrong

 

Justin, yes olive oil really works mate, stick about 3 tablespoons of it down your ear hole and it will magically vanish

Carla, if you do go to the rolling road day, give me a quick ring first (think gav has my number) and as long as my girlfriend has got to mine we could all meet there at the same time, so you wouldnt be on your own I'll probably only be there for about an hour or 2 would be nice to see all the lads and their beasts giving it some beans on the rr

Im not taking my car, as i dont want to make Justin jealous when he see's ive secretly got 1000bhp I wish
By the way sonic blue is the colour, untill i get a black or silver one that is

 

evening all

ive just made it back from macc in 50 minutes in rush hour

 

Evening Pete

Yeah right ric mine will still be faster as it has more magic trees in it - also why not get a DBM one like Petes as it fookin shines like hell when scrubbed up or even the normal WR rally blue (or whatever there calling it now) remember Blue is the fastist colour

 

evening

silver used to be fastest but now its blue (DBM to be precise) it all depends on how dinted it is on how well it shines

 

get a silver one ric they look well sexy

 

Right well im off to my ladies house for dinner and desert
I expect you'll all be in bed when i get home at 10pm
So i may just have to spam this place to death again to amuse myself, i have to hit 1000 posts by Feb

 

you will never do that!

 

if you want 1000 then im going for 2000

 

im 62 behind you

 

wanna bet pete pete