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Old 13 August 2007, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
poor girl.

the best of it was he told us his girlfriend had shaved him, this was obviously to help her find it surely the smell would of helped

Oh god, too much information lol.

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Moff to watch a fillum, catch you fella's another time, hope it doesn't take too long for the Julia nightmares to stop and for you to get over that horrible experience
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i have someone wanting to sell another subaru impreza

it has a gearbox problem

i must be losing my senses
Old 13 August 2007, 10:36 PM
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TOTP

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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Moff to watch a fillum, catch you fella's another time, hope it doesn't take too long for the Julia nightmares to stop and for you to get over that horrible experience
what fillum you gonna watch?

No sleep for me tonight.
Old 13 August 2007, 10:37 PM
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was also practising my drifting skills today
Old 13 August 2007, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
poor girl.

the best of it was he told us his girlfriend had shaved him, this was obviously to help her find it surely the smell would of helped
The poor little thing looks like him too

Yes, I think she did shave him to find it, apart from the smell, plus maybe they were always stuck together and covering it like mesh, she must be some desperate freak She's only about 19 too and 20 stone so he informs us


Steve's mum said he looks like a paedo
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Originally Posted by 51st state
was also practising my drifting skills today
Whereabouts? The east lancs?
Old 13 August 2007, 10:38 PM
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in the skip wagon

the air suspension ones were crap, but the new one i was in today was great

roundabouts in the wet were fantastic
Old 13 August 2007, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Moff to watch a fillum, catch you fella's another time, hope it doesn't take too long for the Julia nightmares to stop and for you to get over that horrible experience

night night donna
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Originally Posted by Beefy
what fillum you gonna watch?

No sleep for me tonight.
Erm Sonic has informed me it is called 8 heads in a duffel bag
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lol sounds exciting to say the least.
Old 13 August 2007, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
night night donna
Sorry

Nah night
Old 13 August 2007, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Erm Sonic has informed me it is called 8 heads in a duffel bag
Hmm no sleep for you either then by the sound of it, only nightmares.
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J4 M61

the nearest junction to skip yard, big circle under the motorway , hit at about 30/40 mph and in the wet the back come right out
Old 13 August 2007, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
J4 M61

the nearest junction to skip yard, big circle under the motorway , hit at about 30/40 mph and in the wet the back come right out
Must take some driving skillz to stop the thing going out of control. Could do some damage with that thing to, must weigh 20 odd tons!!
Old 13 August 2007, 10:42 PM
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the wagon drifts really well actually, doesn't do anything nasty , and they have a very good steering lock,
it weighs 10 tons empty
Old 13 August 2007, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
the wagon drifts really well actually, doesn't do anything nasty , and they have a very good steering lock,
it weighs 10 tons empty
Rather you than me, I struggle to control my car.
Old 13 August 2007, 10:46 PM
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it would be a sight at the fun day

on the oval, just need to wet it

don't think the bosses will let me take it though, but may try them and see
Old 13 August 2007, 10:47 PM
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Evening chaps
Hows everyone doin?

Not been on for a few days
Good to know everyone has been keeping up the spamming
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hows the new mtb going graham
Old 13 August 2007, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
it would be a sight at the fun day

on the oval, just need to wet it

don't think the bosses will let me take it though, but may try them and see

God that would get the crowds round the track, I can see it now "and now its time for a demonstration of tipper trick drifting by SMACS driver howard".
Old 13 August 2007, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
hows the new mtb going graham
Ive only managed to get out on it once and that was saturday but had a good ride then. Going to get a longer ride in tomorrow after work so hopefully can start to get used to it then. Seems ok so far though.
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monkey of speed
Old 13 August 2007, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Evening chaps
Hows everyone doin?

Not been on for a few days
Good to know everyone has been keeping up the spamming
Its the ricccccccksterrrrrrrr!!

Evening pal.
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plenty of trails near you graham

or do you keep to the road
Old 13 August 2007, 10:51 PM
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im back after my cheesy tomato soup
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Originally Posted by Beefy
Ive only managed to get out on it once and that was saturday but had a good ride then. Going to get a longer ride in tomorrow after work so hopefully can start to get used to it then. Seems ok so far though.

you will need the waterproofs tomorrow mate
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Originally Posted by 51st state
plenty of trails near you graham

or do you keep to the road
Yeah there are quite a few places to go locally, delamere isnt bad for an evening ride. Theres also quite a few bridleways and stuff around too so you can normally get a mixed ride in right from the door.

There is talk of a SMACS ride out somewhere, if we could get people over to one of the welsh MTB parks that would be fun.

You into biking at all H?
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evening mr higham


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