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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:18 AM
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Have you been battered?????????
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:23 AM
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hehehe

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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:24 AM
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Still waiting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:25 AM
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Not looked at these for a few years, but here you go, straight up we went out for 4 years.
I was a young cheeky chappy then tho, not the pudding that i have become now
She was very good looking, but she turned out to be a muppet and **** on me big time


Well whats your verdict then

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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:28 AM
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Where she from??

I know her??

What year u go with her??

I have some news!!!
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:29 AM
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Nice one martin, not from round her dude
taken the pics off as its not something i want to be reminded of really.
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:31 AM
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Seriously.
I am not from here, lived Macc, Mcr,Torquay, Workington, Dudley.

You could say I been about, Dad ex pro football, then pubs
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:34 AM
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Nice try martin, but im sayin nowt, you wont know her mate, she broke my heart, and it took a long time to recover, but thats love for ya, i was young and stupid but you live and learn eh

She does look like caprice tho dosnt she tho....
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:34 AM
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Dad made most money playing for Alty.
Here you go
Altrincham FC Official Web Site - Alty Legends 1
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:35 AM
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Was she called Paula??
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:37 AM
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Was she called Paula??
No
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:42 AM
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No verdict then Martin
Did u think i was telling porkies
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:42 AM
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My mate went with girl who looks like her called Paula from Fleetwood, she was wild in bed and out of the bedroom she was totally she ****ed his head by cheating on him after 6mths with her sisters boyfriend????????????
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:44 AM
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Great idea martin - just had the call - gotta shoot - think I will use her car
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:47 AM
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Very good looking, but trouble, you would always be wondering. (how the f*ck am I a little dicked Subaru owner going to keep hold of her)

Well done mate, shame it didnt work out.
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:49 AM
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Off Justin trots for the alky girlfriend, that what usually greets me when I go this late for Rach.
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:50 AM
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Anyway wheres the rude ones?
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:51 AM
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Gutted for him

No i met her at college when i was 18, and she did all the chatting up too honestly, i wouldnt of had the bollocks to make a move on someone so pretty with such long legs
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
(how the f*ck am I a little dicked Subaru owner going to keep hold of her)
What?????

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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
Anyway wheres the rude ones?
There stored in a safe place
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 08:35 AM
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You're lucky your current girlfriend doesn't come on here Richard!!..

I would kick your ***!!
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:15 PM
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Hi carla, hows it goin
You been on the bacon butty duty today then
Hows gavs car lookin, bet its nice and shiny about now
My girlfriend is a million times prettier than my ex in every way, shes a star
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Hi carla, hows it goin
You been on the bacon butty duty today then
Hows gavs car lookin, bet its nice and shiny about now
My girlfriend is a million times prettier than my ex in every way, shes a star
Bless ya!!

I have been on the bacon butty duty today and the brew duty!!

Gav still hasn't got his car back yet, Justin is doing mine!! Its looking good!! It took 3 hours just to do my bonnet !! Would say there just about getting to the half way point!!

How are you?
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:46 PM
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Im alright thanks, i forgot they were doing your car today, did the scratches come out over the wheell arch
Blimy nearly half way better tell justin to stop slacking, and put some elbow grease into it
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Im alright thanks, i forgot they were doing your car today, did the scratches come out over the wheell arch
Blimy nearly half way better tell justin to stop slacking, and put some elbow grease into it
Just been back down stairs to ask if half way would be about right and Justin said there maybe about quarter the way done!!! I'm bloody freezing!!

They've not got to the scratch on the back wheel arch yet!! They have done the bonnet, the 2 front wings and there just working on the doors at the moment!!

Its looking really good though!! will be looking brand new, have taken some pic's so will get them up later!! You doing much today??..
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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Quater of the way better give him some redbull instead of a brew next time Bet its lookin mint tho, justins car is always spotless

Im just having a gander online, gonna buy a tomtom today, just trying to find where's its cheapest
Then ive got to clean the house, and do some shopping as im cooking a roast dinner for me and the missus tommorrow, might even grab a nice bottle of wine

Gonna have a nice lazy day tommorrow, watching dvd's and monging in bed all day, cant wait

How about you? what you doin? are you and Gav goin out disco dancing tonight?
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Quater of the way better give him some redbull instead of a brew next time Bet its lookin mint tho, justins car is always spotless

Im just having a gander online, gonna buy a tomtom today, just trying to find where's its cheapest
Then ive got to clean the house, and do some shopping as im cooking a roast dinner for me and the missus tommorrow, might even grab a nice bottle of wine

Gonna have a nice lazy day tommorrow, watching dvd's and monging in bed all day, cant wait

How about you? what you doin? are you and Gav goin out disco dancing tonight?
Sounds good!!.. A man that can cook, thats impressive, not like Gav doesn't know where to start!!

Not doing much today, got no car so just watching Gav and Justin whilst sneaking inside to get warm.. Have no idea about tomorrow, not planned anything yet I don't think me and Gav are out disco dancing tonight Gav might go out but I'm broke!! Are you going out busting some moves tonight??..
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Old Jan 13, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
Sounds good!!.. A man that can cook, thats impressive, not like Gav doesn't know where to start!!

Not doing much today, got no car so just watching Gav and Justin whilst sneaking inside to get warm.. Have no idea about tomorrow, not planned anything yet I don't think me and Gav are out disco dancing tonight Gav might go out but I'm broke!! Are you going out busting some moves tonight??..
To be honest i do nearly all the cooking in our house, i love it
cheffed for 3 years when i was at college, but the hours were to harsh, so jacked it in
Im goin to the pub later, wont be showing off my moves tho, as a mate of mine is goin round the world for 9 months, im so jealous but not goin to get smashed (i always say that tho), want to be in bed by 12/1am at the latest tonight so im fresh as a daisy tomorrow
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cool, still no where finished and its starting to spit!!..
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have they done the stratched bit yet
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