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13 January 2007, 01:24 AM
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13 January 2007, 01:25 AM
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Not looked at these for a few years, but here you go, straight up we went out for 4 years.
I was a young cheeky chappy then tho, not the pudding that i have become now
She was very good looking, but she turned out to be a muppet and **** on me big time
Well whats your verdict then
I was a young cheeky chappy then tho, not the pudding that i have become now
She was very good looking, but she turned out to be a muppet and **** on me big time
Well whats your verdict then
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13 January 2007, 01:29 AM
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Nice one martin, not from round her dude
taken the pics off as its not something i want to be reminded of really.
taken the pics off as its not something i want to be reminded of really.
13 January 2007, 01:31 AM
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Seriously.
I am not from here, lived Macc, Mcr,Torquay, Workington, Dudley.
You could say I been about, Dad ex pro football, then pubs
I am not from here, lived Macc, Mcr,Torquay, Workington, Dudley.
You could say I been about, Dad ex pro football, then pubs
13 January 2007, 01:34 AM
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Nice try martin, but im sayin nowt, you wont know her mate, she broke my heart, and it took a long time to recover, but thats love for ya, i was young and stupid but you live and learn eh 
She does look like caprice tho dosnt she tho....
She does look like caprice tho dosnt she tho....
13 January 2007, 01:34 AM
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13 January 2007, 01:42 AM
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My mate went with girl who looks like her called Paula from Fleetwood, she was wild in bed and out of the bedroom she was totally 
she ****ed his head by cheating on him after 6mths with her sisters boyfriend????????????
she ****ed his head by cheating on him after 6mths with her sisters boyfriend????????????
13 January 2007, 01:47 AM
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Very good looking, but trouble, you would always be wondering. (how the f*ck am I a little dicked Subaru owner going to keep hold of her) 
Well done mate, shame it didnt work out.
Well done mate, shame it didnt work out.
13 January 2007, 01:51 AM
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Gutted for him
No i met her at college when i was 18, and she did all the chatting up too honestly, i wouldnt of had the bollocks to make a move on someone so pretty with such long legs
No i met her at college when i was 18, and she did all the chatting up too honestly, i wouldnt of had the bollocks to make a move on someone so pretty with such long legs
13 January 2007, 01:55 AM
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13 January 2007, 01:15 PM
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Hi carla, hows it goin
You been on the bacon butty duty today then
Hows gavs car lookin, bet its nice and shiny about now
My girlfriend is a million times prettier than my ex in every way, shes a star
You been on the bacon butty duty today then
Hows gavs car lookin, bet its nice and shiny about now
My girlfriend is a million times prettier than my ex in every way, shes a star
13 January 2007, 01:41 PM
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I have been on the bacon butty duty today and the brew duty!!
Gav still hasn't got his car back yet, Justin is doing mine!!
Its looking good!! It took 3 hours just to do my bonnet
!! Would say there just about getting to the half way point!! How are you?
13 January 2007, 01:46 PM
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Im alright thanks, i forgot they were doing your car today, did the scratches come out over the wheell arch 
Blimy nearly half way better tell justin to stop slacking, and put some elbow grease into it
Blimy nearly half way
better tell justin to stop slacking, and put some elbow grease into it
13 January 2007, 01:57 PM
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Just been back down stairs to ask if half way would be about right and Justin said there maybe about quarter the way done!!! I'm bloody freezing!! They've not got to the scratch on the back wheel arch yet!!
They have done the bonnet, the 2 front wings and there just working on the doors at the moment!! Its looking really good though!!
will be looking brand new, have taken some pic's so will get them up later!! You doing much today??..
13 January 2007, 02:07 PM
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Quater of the way better give him some redbull instead of a brew next time Bet its lookin mint tho, justins car is always spotless
Im just having a gander online, gonna buy a tomtom today, just trying to find where's its cheapest
Then ive got to clean the house, and do some shopping as im cooking a roast dinner for me and the missus tommorrow, might even grab a nice bottle of wine
Gonna have a nice lazy day tommorrow, watching dvd's and monging in bed all day, cant wait
How about you? what you doin? are you and Gav goin out disco dancing tonight?
better give him some redbull instead of a brew next time Bet its lookin mint tho, justins car is always spotless Im just having a gander online, gonna buy a tomtom today, just trying to find where's its cheapest
Then ive got to clean the house, and do some shopping as im cooking a roast dinner for me and the missus tommorrow, might even grab a nice bottle of wine
Gonna have a nice lazy day tommorrow, watching dvd's and monging in bed all day, cant wait
How about you? what you doin? are you and Gav goin out disco dancing tonight?
13 January 2007, 02:13 PM
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Quater of the way better give him some redbull instead of a brew next time Bet its lookin mint tho, justins car is always spotless
Im just having a gander online, gonna buy a tomtom today, just trying to find where's its cheapest
Then ive got to clean the house, and do some shopping as im cooking a roast dinner for me and the missus tommorrow, might even grab a nice bottle of wine
Gonna have a nice lazy day tommorrow, watching dvd's and monging in bed all day, cant wait
How about you? what you doin? are you and Gav goin out disco dancing tonight?
better give him some redbull instead of a brew next time Bet its lookin mint tho, justins car is always spotless Im just having a gander online, gonna buy a tomtom today, just trying to find where's its cheapest
Then ive got to clean the house, and do some shopping as im cooking a roast dinner for me and the missus tommorrow, might even grab a nice bottle of wine
Gonna have a nice lazy day tommorrow, watching dvd's and monging in bed all day, cant wait
How about you? what you doin? are you and Gav goin out disco dancing tonight?
A man that can cook, thats impressive, not like Gav doesn't know where to start!!Not doing much today, got no car so just watching Gav and Justin whilst sneaking inside to get warm..
Have no idea about tomorrow, not planned anything yet I don't think me and Gav are out disco dancing tonight Gav might go out but I'm broke!! Are you going out busting some moves tonight??..
13 January 2007, 02:29 PM
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Sounds good!!.. A man that can cook, thats impressive, not like Gav doesn't know where to start!!
Not doing much today, got no car so just watching Gav and Justin whilst sneaking inside to get warm.. Have no idea about tomorrow, not planned anything yet I don't think me and Gav are out disco dancing tonight Gav might go out but I'm broke!! Are you going out busting some moves tonight??..
A man that can cook, thats impressive, not like Gav doesn't know where to start!!Not doing much today, got no car so just watching Gav and Justin whilst sneaking inside to get warm..
Have no idea about tomorrow, not planned anything yet I don't think me and Gav are out disco dancing tonight Gav might go out but I'm broke!! Are you going out busting some moves tonight??.. cheffed for 3 years when i was at college, but the hours were to harsh, so jacked it in
Im goin to the pub later, wont be showing off my moves tho, as a mate of mine is goin round the world for 9 months, im so jealous
but not goin to get smashed (i always say that tho), want to be in bed by 12/1am at the latest tonight so im fresh as a daisy tomorrow