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Old 23 July 2007, 11:47 PM
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why are you not coming to blyton?
Old 23 July 2007, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
why are you not coming to blyton?
I'll be away on holiday. I've booked the 10th to the 14th off work. We intend to get a last minute deal to Cyprus or somewhere like that. It'll be through Dee's Stepdad's sister who owns a travel agents.
Old 23 July 2007, 11:52 PM
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If she doesn't come up with anything then I might try to convince Dee to go to Blyton. We'd probably just go and watch though.
Old 23 July 2007, 11:53 PM
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i will let you off then
Old 23 July 2007, 11:54 PM
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Don't know if my car would survive the two days back to back like that either.
Old 23 July 2007, 11:55 PM
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course it would why wouldnt it........
Old 23 July 2007, 11:56 PM
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and they are 2 weeks apart
Old 23 July 2007, 11:56 PM
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Plus I've already done Blyton. Twas in a lovely RWD Sapphire Cosworth for my 18th birthday. Muchos ****-end out action.... of the car you muppets!!
Old 23 July 2007, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
course it would why wouldnt it........
Hmmm. Don't think it's very well. Gone from a 10 minute drive to work to a 50 minute commute each way and the extra mileage is showing. Extra clunks and rattles that weren't there before. Turbo whistling a bit. Probably me just being paranoid but you know what I mean!!
Old 24 July 2007, 12:01 AM
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Trying to get in contact with Dan to give it a once over but I don't think he's very well at the moment as when I phoned his work they said he was off sick.
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Only 18 posts to overtake liz!
Old 24 July 2007, 12:03 AM
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Think I'll get that done then hit the hay.
Old 24 July 2007, 12:07 AM
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Now it's Pete's turn to go off somewhere!!
Old 24 July 2007, 12:07 AM
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go paul go!!!!
Old 24 July 2007, 12:08 AM
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Going to watch Hearts play Barcelona on Saturday at Murrayfield.
Old 24 July 2007, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Now it's Pete's turn to go off somewhere!!
sorry i was just checking my sharing folder
Old 24 July 2007, 12:09 AM
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Apparently, Barca have just signed some guy called Terry Henry?
Old 24 July 2007, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Going to watch Hearts get there asses whooped by Barcelona on Saturday at Murrayfield.

edited for accuracy
Old 24 July 2007, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Apparently, Barca have just signed some guy called Terry Henry?

was he from slough?
Old 24 July 2007, 12:10 AM
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Rumour has it he's alright but may be out of his depth playing a club from the SPL?
Old 24 July 2007, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
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I agree with your edit Sir Pete of Higham, Ruler of Spam.
Old 24 July 2007, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Rumour has it he's alright but may be out of his depth playing a club from the SPL?


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Old 24 July 2007, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I agree with your edit Sir Pete of Higham, Ruler of Spam.

it is bound to happen they are awesome but if your players are up for it you may cause them problems
Old 24 July 2007, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
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Old 24 July 2007, 12:16 AM
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scottish pissed layabouts
Old 24 July 2007, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
it is bound to happen they are awesome but if your players are up for it you may cause them problems

I'm in no doubt Hearts will get spanked from one end of the pitch to the other. I just want to see Barca play. Think it's been organised by Unicef (Barca's shirt sponsors?) so there is a clause that Barca must put out their first team!
Old 24 July 2007, 12:21 AM
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thing is tho paul......that isnt a sponsorship barca pay unicef to put it on there so i cant see their being a contract like that but if it is done for unicef i cant see them putting a poor team out
Old 24 July 2007, 12:23 AM
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My bro has just shown me an awesome bit of kit. The A/C on his 328 is on the blink and he's borrowed a gizmo with a UV light to detect the dye he injected earlier into the system to see if it's leaking. The same gadget also "sniffs" the air in the vents to detect any gases that shouldn't be there. Haven't read the manual yet, but **** it!!
Old 24 July 2007, 12:25 AM
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Think there has been over 40,000 tickets sold. How many of them are actually Hearts fans???

Old 24 July 2007, 12:27 AM
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Strange. Was on 610 before AND after I posted that last one?


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